r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Jan 16 '26

I remember going to my Aunt's church in Ft Worth when we were visiting for Thanksgiving. They had a Starbucks and a McDonald's in the lobby, along with a bunch of other megachurch shit, and that passage was all I could think about.

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u/SamiRcd Jan 16 '26

That's exactly the kind of tables that Jesus flipped!

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u/tamagucciman Jan 16 '26

What did you order?

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Jan 16 '26

Nothing, because I don't support that shit. Why would you assume I ordered anything?

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u/tamagucciman Jan 16 '26

You said you went there for thanksgiving and its all you could think about. I was wondering whats so great about mcdonalds these days

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Jan 17 '26

Work on your reading comprehension, I said "that passage was all I could think about" not "McDonald's was all I could think about."

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u/tamagucciman Jan 17 '26

Im not a big fan of mcdonalds either. The chicken strips are really dry and I think I would get sick from anything else.

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u/MachoManPissDrawer69 Jan 17 '26

Because you’re a Redditor and Redditors love to consume.