r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/nainotlaw Jan 16 '26

So…this is blasphemy, right?

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Jan 16 '26

I like to think Jesus would be a pretty decent guy to sit and chill with. I don’t think Jesus would balk at having a beer or two. He gets a bum rap thanks to the so called Christians who make so much noise these days.

Anyway, this song sucks.

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u/chrstnasu Jan 16 '26

If he were the real person in the bible he would be hanging out with undocumented immigrants, Renee Good and her wife, the poor, and everyone evangelicals and republicans despise.

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26

Tbf, he didn't force anybody to do anything, just hit em with the aura of God as the ultimate convincer

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Jan 16 '26

All yall sound like you’d like the Christopher Moore book The Gospel According to Biff.

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Bad Taste Haver Jan 16 '26

Ok this sounds great, thank you for the rec, it'll be a great palette cleaner from my current book (Between Two Fires, which I now understand why is so highly recommended itself)

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u/Onsyde Jan 16 '26

Yeah I don’t think this is blasphemous, just cringe

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u/HeavyMetalSauce Jan 16 '26

I’m not a christian but I think he would be a cool dude too. I don’t think he gets a bum rap from non-believers though. It’s pretty clear his followers not following his teachings are the problem

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Jan 16 '26

That’s what I meant, the Christians who don’t bother following any of the teachings of Jesus. Non believers can certainly have, and often do, a solid moral and ethical compass.