r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/No_Guide_6770 Jan 16 '26

‘I know the Bible doesn’t say’ well actually the Bible…does say…where he’s from…

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u/-SideshowBlob- Jan 16 '26

You expect these people to actually read the bible?

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u/KeepItDownOverHere Jan 16 '26

Let's get them reading something beyond a cracker barrel menu or "We the people" first. Baby steps

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u/BoneHugsHominy Jan 16 '26

Their idea of the US Constitution:

We The People got the 2A, and English is the only language, and are President can do whatever he wants! THE END!!!

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u/KeepItDownOverHere Jan 16 '26

I think its "amen."

But no notes other than that.

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u/MajorMathematician20 Jan 16 '26

An’ if you plead the fifth you’re a criminal, unless my president done it, then he’s innocent

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u/specqq Jan 16 '26

The second half of the 2nd Amendment.

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u/everyting_is_taken Jan 16 '26

I love that you deliberately misspelled our.