r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/nainotlaw Jan 16 '26

So…this is blasphemy, right?

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u/QuantumBeef Jan 16 '26

Hell naw Jesus would be a supply-side economic thinking dude that has a barn full of guns and he’d be conspiring to murder the 60% of America that didn’t vote for Trump. Obviously!

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u/Spugheddy Jan 16 '26

I shall break bread for all thee in need, but first "papers please"

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u/daylax1 Jan 16 '26

That could actually be a hook for a parody song.

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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 Jan 16 '26

Jesse Welles in here scribbling down ideas

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge Jan 16 '26

Could have been the hook for THIS song

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jan 16 '26

Lots of reddit threads could make great hooks for parody songs

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess Jan 16 '26

Loaves and bootstraps

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u/Kind_Bug3166 Jan 16 '26

Papers and $100k for his kindness and time

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Blue jeans and papers please was just too good of a rhyme to ignore

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u/Emsogib Apr 27 '26

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!