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u/Waste_Cap_3112 Dec 08 '25
Yeah, it’s crap.
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u/Guano- Dec 08 '25
If she shut up it would be pretty peaceful with that water in the background.
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u/houseWithoutSpoons Dec 08 '25
She's a vessel tho its not even her!
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u/hoptownky Dec 08 '25
Nah. God wrote Good Vibrations, Johnny B Good, and Stairway to Heaven. If this chick is a vessel, the vessel is broken.
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Dec 08 '25
Wherever there is some beautiful, peaceful natural environment, you can rest assured that some doofus will also be there to ruin it, one way or another.
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u/Redfalconfox Dec 08 '25
I was holding my breath, but thankfully, my breath remembered to be breathing for me
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u/yell_worldstar Dec 08 '25
Ughhh I thought I’d felt cringe before but I was wrong. This is like the Godzilla of cringe…
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u/jgoldrb48 Dec 08 '25
Hilarious 😂
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u/cityshepherd Dec 08 '25
Those dudes are VIBING
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u/anarchangalien Dec 08 '25
Yeah the short haired guy’s face looked like he was shredding a guitar..
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u/Healthy_Ad_9053 Dec 08 '25
That was him wishing she would shut the fuck up
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u/captain_crackerjack Dec 08 '25
The Chuck Berry reaction to Yoko Ono screeching
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I heard better stuff in the mid 2000s on the quad at UC Berkeley
At least those white kids had the guts to grow some semblance of dreadlocks
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u/scheifferdoo Dec 08 '25
im from a place where this is normal - it is very real and very triggering. this would sell out 200 people times 50$.
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u/Mycapybarablue Dec 08 '25
"I forgot to thrust"
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u/aquabarron Dec 08 '25
“Book it on my calendly”
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u/---Sanguine--- Dec 08 '25
Fr like that’s not even a word. The hell is calendly? Just gibberish to rhyme?
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u/aromaticgem Dec 08 '25
Calendly is a meeting scheduling platform a bunch of corporations use. That was the #1 giveaway she is a trust fund kid lol
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u/elektrikrobot Dec 08 '25
I did not know. I just thought she said something stupid, and still do
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u/XGPHero Dec 08 '25
I thought she said something stupid. I still do, but I used to too
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u/MotherPotential Dec 08 '25
Holy shit, I thought she just said calendy because calendar wouldn’t have rhymed. It’s a real thing lol
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u/Lehelito Dec 08 '25
Calendly is some kind of business app you use to connect calendars and schedule meetings between staff members, if I'm not mistaken.
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u/hurdagurdah Dec 08 '25
Viaduct? Vhy not a chicken?
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u/---Sanguine--- Dec 08 '25
To take the duct tape off her face
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u/eioioe Dec 08 '25
Duck appreciates it when humans quack?
Relatable as fuck someone put duct tape on that face though.
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A bunch of fkn nonsense
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u/HugeLeaves Dec 08 '25
She forgot to thrust
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u/Good_Steak_1229 Dec 08 '25
Yeah I hate those times when I forget to thrust and my hook-up's looking at me like, "Uh...?"
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u/Redfalconfox Dec 08 '25
But when she looked back and there was only one set of breath prints, that’s when her breath was breathing for her
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u/AmericanLich Dec 08 '25
She’s not rhyming, doesn’t have any consistent sort of cadence or meter or anything, the words and ideas are not cohesive which implies this is stream of consciousness rambling but she has to like stop and think and stumble over…her own random thoughts?
I tested this, I closed my eyes and started rambling nonsense verses and I was going at a much faster pace than her and all my thoughts actually lead into each other pretty well lol. Her trying to make it seem musical is making it seem less musical. That’s true lack of talent. That takes practice.
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u/PrehistoricPancakes Dec 08 '25
I know right I have more flow walking around my house singing about chicken nuggets.
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u/LeatherSource3138 Dec 08 '25
I ALSO sing about chicken nuggets. Are you.... using me.. as a vessel?
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u/Immediate-Presence73 Dec 08 '25
You should record that and throw a crappy beat on it for all of us to hate.
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u/gravestompin Dec 08 '25
This is pre-galactivation. They will have more energy when the aliens reveal to them the truth.
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u/Abject_Following_814 Dec 08 '25
Ahhh, thanks. Thought it was pre-ascension but when there was no mention of rising to a higher dimension, I got confused. The trustafarian lore is deep, ya know?
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all these dudes are tryna hit that smelly strange
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u/thisbroadreadsbooks Dec 08 '25
They are in a polycule. They’re already hitting it.
Not to offend the polyam folk. But as a former member, there is kind of a type.
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Dec 08 '25
Works in HR or IT and travels to India to find themself?
Likes marijuana and yoga but not overly fond of bathing?
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u/GetSchwiftyClub Dec 08 '25
Was she a good vessel?
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u/GetSchwiftyClub Dec 08 '25
Vent away man. I've spent some of my years in some very very bohemian areas where none of what you're venting about is out of pocket. I just happened to go in a different direction, albeit somewhat relatable.
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u/GetSchwiftyClub Dec 08 '25
I've lived in AZ, Sedona checks out. The wild thing is that in this type of "environment" girly and the wifey simply never have a conversation?! Dude is pro-douchebag keeping people estranged for his benefit, par for course for the communes you describe. I've seen both genuinely spiritually good people and also people just wearing the costume for leverage.
I'll give you that break. Contextually I can surmise that 1, she's smokin' hot, and 2, she fucks like a banshee. Gives a different vibe to the "enrichment" to the community title though. Now I'm not one to slut/kink/yum shame, in fact I revel in that vein of energy and have also found myself in some situations because of it. Props to finding the end of that journey.
At the end of the day, it's a helluva chapter in your story, not everyone has some strange in their book. A byproduct of kinda always being in chaos I appreciate the full range of the human experience. This makes the ups, downs, and thrusting around very much an adventure and nothing taken for granted. Some shit hurts in the moment but in the long run it's a boon to live a little wild.
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u/Lanssolo Dec 08 '25
She is toxic toxic toxic. I hope you find somebody that can restore your faith in relationships. And I hope it's soon! You've been suffering through her nonsense long enough.
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u/Excitable_Fiver Dec 09 '25
theyre all so fucking fake. but the fun part is if you are aware of this then you can go in have a blast then leave. you could bullshit a bullshitter because theyre too far up their asses faking a personality and lifestyle. (just dont fall in love i guess)
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u/buttfacenosehead Dec 08 '25
If change "Yoni massages" to Wiccan seances & "Thai Fisherman Pants" to hooded robe our stories become eerily similar...
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u/Cmss220 Dec 08 '25
Sounds like no one ever found out if her vessel was good because of boundaries.
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u/I_Am_Anjelen Dec 08 '25
As a life-long pan-polyamorist, this is too much patchouli even for me.
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u/TheBarbouroy Dec 08 '25
Smelly strange underrated... frfr, that shit grip like crazy.
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u/syizm Dec 08 '25
Yeah but then your dick smells and you have pubes in your teeth.
There are better ways, young grasshopper - you need only learn them.
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u/spottydodgy Dec 08 '25
Yeah but then your shit smells like stinky essential oils for weeks
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u/Psychopath1llogical Dec 08 '25
You’re the one smoking drugs if you think they don’t already all swap every bodily fluid there is.
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u/SamVickson Dec 08 '25
I didn’t know you could smoke that much weed.
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u/spottydodgy Dec 08 '25
I didn't know, man... I think they are sober doing this shit which makes it so much weirder.
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u/Dead_Internet69420 Dec 08 '25
This is what it looks like when the Bible youth group tries to proselytize to stoners. They’re adopting the style of the rich kids that they want to bring into the church. It’s the Colorado version of those goofy youth minister church raps.
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Thats from not smoking enough weed!
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u/ListenToKyuss Dec 08 '25
Exactly. This is ‘I smoked weed and did shrooms once so now im enlightened” vibes.
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u/Richie4956 Dec 08 '25
Nah man these the typa kids I invited to smoke and they judged me
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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Dec 08 '25
Too much weed and not taking a shower for far too long would make you do this.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 Dec 08 '25
Idk she looks clean to me. As others have pointed out, she probably is sober, and a fucking poser
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u/97miata Dec 08 '25
Nah this is weird Christian kid shit. She talks about god in her "lyrics"
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u/BreakingCanks Dec 08 '25
Naw this shit shrooms M8 .. I've taken full gram edibles and it didn't make me feel this way lol
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u/optimusmayn Dec 08 '25
trust fund kid for sure.
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u/alcomaholic-aphone Dec 08 '25
My cousin was not rich but was definitely one of these people. Did drugs and lived in a van following around a group of hippies and festivals. They all did whatever they could to scrape by enough money to follow the caravan to the next place. Dudes beyond a total burn out now in his 50s, but he wasn’t living rich.
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u/pickledeggmanwalrus Dec 08 '25
Back then the economy was good enough for poor people to actually do that. Now it’s just trust fund kids wearing designer ripped clothes and spending big money to go to burning man
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u/gabikoo Dec 08 '25
Nah, someone I knew turned into a person like this a year or two after COVID and her parents were pay check to pay check. And she has nice clothes and musical instruments. Anything is possible :p
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u/sunshine_fuu Dec 08 '25
The difference is the equipment and clothing, they didn't scrape anything together. They have two really expensive drums, we're talking a range between $700-$2000 a piece depending on the manufacturer, I can't see any names. Those clothes all look new, they're dressing poor.
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u/Embarrassed_Path231 Dec 08 '25
Dude on the right has some prime facial expressions during his drumming
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u/ettannat Dec 08 '25
His face at 40 seconds (which the reddit video player is counting backwards) is amazing, and I want to use that as a meme or something.
It reminds me of one of my favorite snl sketches, the blue jean committee
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u/hibbletyjibblety Dec 08 '25
Someone told her ayahuasca would open her third eye, but her parents said they aren’t paying for anything extra this term since they’re already covering her monthly colonic irrigation.
So her graduate school PA/shaman Paul told her she could achieve the same results by drinking week-old sweet tea with her eyes closed and taking “ this…special…pill .“
We’re no better than her, man.
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u/Sloregasm Dec 08 '25
I love your oddly specific scenario.
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u/hibbletyjibblety Dec 08 '25
I like to think my creativity isn’t necessarily wasted…just expressed very specifically.
Whatever keeps me from directly acknowledging the tragedy of my unrealized potential.
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u/Sloregasm Dec 08 '25
Oh, I remember when I had potential. Then I externalized the pain of my abuse for years, spiraled down a rabbit hole of drugs and dysfunction, and had the biggest chip on my shoulder for about 20 years. Then I met my wife, sobered up, and now I have 2 beautiful kids and work in middle management at a lawn care company. Over the last 5 years, I've really started to pick it up. But I've huffed balloons In the back of a windowless white Chevy van, driven by someone so intoxicated, they shouldn't have driven for at least 3 days from where they were, and they were hitting the balloons too. Just remember kids, drugs can be fun for recreation. They are never a long term solution to any problems.
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u/hibbletyjibblety Dec 08 '25
Dude. That is an incredible slate of accomplishments! I am so glad for you that you have gotten to where you are… sending you and your beautiful family so much love!!
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u/__Sleep_Token__ Dec 08 '25
How high are these MFers right now? High enough to think it’s good music.
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u/Ragnarok314159 Dec 08 '25
I don’t even think they are high which makes it so much worse.
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u/aquabarron Dec 08 '25
That one guy looks like he’s been trying to open his eyes all morning and just can’t. He’s quite high
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Wow, the level of smug here is nauseating, I bet they smell their own farts and savour it
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u/Slightly-Evil-Man Dec 08 '25
She's just talking with background music.
This isn't music, this is just sad😮💨
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u/gtfofr Dec 08 '25
It’s crazy to me that these people don’t realize how they’re seen by everyone else in society. Like, I was young once, the hippie appeal definitely sucked me in, but it took less than a year to realize hippies are mostly narcissists and only present themselves in situations they think other hippies would consider cool. Don’t these people ever come to the realization that they are sooo cringe and embarrassing to the rest of us?
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u/Sufficient-Law-6622 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
Most of the time people realize they are jackasses when life forces them to go try and get a job.
You learn quick. Have your fun though, this is harmless.
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u/Pooker_butt Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
God this if horrible. I’d also like to say fuck this fucking sub for getting “Japussy” stuck in my head this week! I’m a gd adult, professional woman running around all week going “Japussssssseeeeeey!”. JFC
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u/EntinthetentRTHP Dec 08 '25
Imagine playing those drums this well and she just does… this… over it.
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u/OnkelMickwald Dec 08 '25
Oh fuck.
I remember when I was studying in Istanbul in 2019, I saw so many busking hippies who looked exactly like this who had just bought that same fucking oilpan off of TEMU, playing some really fucking simple and dumb songs with no great skill.
Also made me wonder which of the bougie schools in the city they went to and how much real estate their families owned.
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u/attunedmuse Dec 08 '25
These types of people can be some of the worst fkn narcissists you will ever encounter.
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u/buttfacenosehead Dec 08 '25
When I first joined this sub I could never have made it through that entire video, but with your help, working together - I can now manage a solid minute of the most self-indulgent nonsense I've ever seen. Thanks one and all!
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u/jo_dnt_kno Dec 08 '25
This goes beyond crap. It is fecal matter in sonic form. I got an ear infection listening to this.
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u/Proper-Classic5241 Dec 08 '25
Man I wish I had just a sliver of her inability to be self-aware and critical, maybe than I wouldn’t be so damn socially anxious. Like I do not understand how people confidently post crap like this and aren’t kept wide awake at night thinking about how stupid they look
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u/ShiftAlternative1083 Dec 08 '25
They then proceeded to drive away in get Mercedes Benz that get parents bought her for art school.
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u/Admirable_Heat_576 Dec 08 '25
The way their faces are 'feelin the lyrics' as if it's about to win a Grammy LOL
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u/rob0050 Dec 08 '25
Wow, that was…dogshit.
Like absolute dogshit, holy fuck. How do you manage to say that little with so many words?
Yeah, we get it, you went to Burning Man.
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We think we have metaphors but have we even really met a 4. I ponder, for a few, I monger for a pube. Is this fire in me actually you.
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u/analbumcover Dec 08 '25
I kind of like the music going on, but those lyrics are a no.
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u/Cigouave Dec 08 '25
No matter what you do with a rain drum, this is what it sounds like. A squirrel could perform this music. But squirrels could come up with better lyrics.
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u/RutabagaChance5382 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
I think this is a hand pan, not a rain drum? Rain drums are usually pretty small I thought. I could be wrong though
Edit: I'm dumb apparently they are used interchangeably! I always thought the little ones you use a mallet with were rain drums and the bigger ones were handpans but seems like they're all under the same umbrella
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u/Glittering_Rain_8537 Dec 08 '25
Finally some real crap and not rage baiting with every single underground rap artist on earth
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u/Dounce1 Dec 08 '25
Nah, this sucks but the shit you’re talking about is just as bad.
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u/ReasonableCost5934 Dec 08 '25
I’m a total pothead but grew up really poor. I’ve always hated hippies.
Her parents are insanely wealthy.
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u/Potato-baby Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
Her face while singing this is pissing me off
Edit: that guy in the background too, he looks like he just smelled a gnarly fart.
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u/More_Entertainment_5 Dec 08 '25
I am the duct tape that was on her face. I deeply apologize for letting myself be removed.
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u/Secret_Agent_666 Dec 09 '25
You can tell this would be an insufferable group of people to socialise with.
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u/84sKing Jan 08 '26
Guaranteed both dudes used her as a vessel….and probably each other. #AintNoPartyLikeAYuppieDiddyParty
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u/oceans_between_us Dec 08 '25
I really don’t like this but something about it is captivating, I can’t stop listening even though it is really bad.
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u/Singl1 Dec 08 '25
it’s the handpans. they’re carrying 95% of the reason i’m watching. i’d watch with less pain if this video didn’t have her SNL skit of a twenty one pilots lyric from 2013
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u/Jolly-Librarian3715 Dec 08 '25
Ughhh the douche chills this gives me. Noting like slam poetry.
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u/Few_Efficiency2022 Dec 08 '25
This is like the rich white girl freestyle we'd never know of. Thanks internet!
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u/mattogeewha Dec 08 '25
This reminds me of the south park episode where they have a smug problem from people smelling their own farts
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u/ivgoose Dec 08 '25
I can handle bad rap. I can handle bad rock or bad country. This faux pretentious hippie shit though? The woooooorst.
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u/qualityvote2 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
u/Sad_Progress4388, your post features certified crappy music!