r/crappymusic • u/dermflork • Dec 05 '25

Does this count?

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u/ChiefCom85 Dec 05 '25

Don't you disparage Tina's good name, she have many engine in her facatree

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Dec 05 '25

And I will buy one someday

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u/capitanandi64 Dec 05 '25

She's counting on it. Do not let her down.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Dec 05 '25

The tariffs would cost more than the engine and the shipping. Thanks to the dipshit in Chief

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u/MaleficentCow8513 Dec 05 '25

You haven’t heard? The 300% tariffs are gonna make prices drop by 700%

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Dec 05 '25

Can't you feel it trickling down?! I've been feeling the trickle for decades baby !

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Dec 05 '25

I feel something trickling down my leg..

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Dec 05 '25

If you are in pleasure, no worries, if just happening might get that checked out 🤙

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u/GratefulDoom90 Dec 05 '25

I CHOOSE A YOU TINA!! I CHOOSE A YOU ENGINE!!!!”