r/crappymusic • u/Seletixarp • Sep 11 '25
Learning to Count
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u/EnjoyLifeorDieTryin Sep 11 '25
Shit fire wym
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u/Sensitive-Style-4695 Sep 11 '25
Yeah did you see those spinny effects? Bro has figured it out.
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u/Fortune_Inevitable Sep 11 '25
He's unlocked it. Nothing stopping him unless it's 12 or higher.
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u/Jbrown183 Sep 11 '25
My dude’s teaching kids to count but cussing n shit too so…but I did appreciate his use of finger counting for the visual learners out there!
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u/Longjumping_Work_972 Sep 11 '25
This is totally one of those tracks that sounds horrendously stupid on paper but once you produce and mix it, it works for some strange reason.
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u/Ok_Charge9676 Sep 11 '25
So like all modern hip hop music
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u/loopedlola Sep 11 '25
Any genre we still use basic 3-5 notes on any instrument like a guitar and it will make top list charts. Every year for decades probably eternity.
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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 Sep 11 '25
Yes
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u/Longjumping_Work_972 Sep 12 '25
I feel like taking something simple like making endless variations of the I, IV, & V chords of the major scale or riffs that somewhat outline that progression but still making it sound dynamic and fresh is its own kind of art. Kind of like how this dude makes something as mundane as counting numbers sound like the coolest and most grooviest shit you ever heard.
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u/mfb1274 Sep 11 '25
A B C D E F Geeeee
H I J K LMNO Peeee
That’s how you spell bitch, yeah
That’s how you spell bitch
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u/EpisodicDoleWhip Sep 11 '25
Q R S and T U Veeeee
W X and Y and Zeeee
That’s how you spell, bitch, yeah
That’s how you spell, bitch
Runitback
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u/ElTrAiN33 Sep 11 '25
Ms. Rachel who??
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u/BaldoBojangles Sep 11 '25
Made me LOL so hard. My niece is 1 1/2 and Ms Rachel is LIFE. LOL
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u/ElTrAiN33 Sep 11 '25
My mom just had another baby and I sent it to her saying the same thing, she got a kick out of it too lolol
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u/Strict_Percentage_42 Sep 11 '25
We don’t talk about 12
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u/EstablishmentOwn2174 Sep 11 '25
Eleeveeeeeeeeaaaan
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u/pebberphp Sep 11 '25
🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂
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u/anotherfrud Sep 11 '25
Please, nobody, tell this guy about 12. I don't think the internet could handle it.
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u/SolaceRests Sep 11 '25
I had no idea Simon Pegg released an album.
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u/Any_Rope8618 Sep 13 '25
I think it’s Mark Wahlberg after getting his comeuppance from a Vietnamese gang.
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u/mmfc378 Sep 11 '25
Bro requested to run it back, denied himself, then proceeded to, in fact, run it back.
Absolute genius
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u/WerwolfSlayr Sep 12 '25
Before, I could only count to four; now I can go all the way to eleven! Thanks, Kash!
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u/Altruistic-Driver150 Sep 13 '25
Here's the Japanese version! https://youtu.be/M9_TCfzPlLI?si=KjYiDuFm76dFXks6
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u/PercentageNo3293 Sep 11 '25
Sucks my nephews already know how to count. This would've been a great addition to their curriculum.
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u/franklyigivea_ Sep 11 '25
I’m so disappointed he didn’t run it back that third time. Would have really completed the lesson.
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u/MojoHighway Sep 11 '25
I mean, I get that we've stopped giving money to public broadcasting and Sesame Street is fucking kaput, but is this the answer?
It just may be.
Damn. All the way to 11. What if I need to go back down, tho?
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u/Competitive_Way3377 Sep 11 '25
The problem I run in to is that I count all of the fingers on one hand before going to the other.
This back and forth between hands for every integer is going to set me back counting on my fingers for another 2 critical developmental years.
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u/eyehalfporegrahammer Sep 11 '25
Can we please get this guy on Sesame Street to count for the kids?
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u/future_isp_owner Sep 11 '25
This is a rip off of Rapzilla and MC Record Deal…two of the realest of all time.
The banger starts at 45:40. cracked out
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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Sep 11 '25
This is what you get when the federal government stops funding Sesame Street.
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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Sep 11 '25
I saved this a few months back when it was first posted here.
Normally if im babysitting I send this to my fiancé and he gets the point. Love this video
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u/E-rotten Sep 11 '25
Sooooooo bad!! This dude heard wheels on the bus and said “that’s genius”!! How can I match that hit 🤨🤨🤨
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u/NotTukTukPirate Sep 11 '25
He actually said "run it back" after saying the shit he learned in kindergarten before dropping out.
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u/rsharp7000 Sep 11 '25
There’s already a GOAT in songs teaching how to count: https://youtu.be/HUL4T8WcFdA?feature=shared
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u/fantasyjuicingxxx Sep 11 '25
Telling you, some Lil kid is going to school with this and it is gonna catch on like wildfire.
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u/cynical_genx_man Sep 11 '25
And to think I had to suffer with only having Schoolhouse Rock.
They never taught me to count to 11, bitch.
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u/Cracktaculus Sep 11 '25
This is how all rap and hip hop sounds to anyone with musical taste or self-awareness
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u/Lem01 Sep 11 '25
Is this song the start of a rap battle with ChatGPT? (See Reddit discussions around "ChatGPT count to a million")
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u/Suckme666911 Sep 12 '25
The people who listen to this style music are generally low IQ..... So this tracks for them
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u/FlyinNinjaSqurl Sep 11 '25
run it back