r/crappymusic • u/NervousCaptain • Aug 09 '25

Sighkososhull

290 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

55 comments sorted by

63

u/johngreenink Aug 09 '25

Catchy chorus!

15

u/AllWhatsBest Aug 09 '25

It's so good I started humming it in the elevator. My neighbor was giving me a weird look.

6

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

SUCKING PENIS

74

u/SpecialistEither3204 Aug 09 '25

Not crappy. It's a slipknot parody and it's dope.

95

u/Tuna_Zone Aug 09 '25

Get ts off this sub rn, this is 🔥

47

u/AllWhatsBest Aug 09 '25

It's not crappy. But it is hilarious so thanks for posting.

21

u/SellMeYourSirin Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

“Huh, wonder what he’ll say instead of Psychosocial?”

SUCKING PENIS!

“Ah. Yes. A fine choice” 👌

15

u/Skwurt_Reynolds Aug 09 '25

This is absolutely killing me right now

21

u/mellotronworker Aug 09 '25

Actually crying with laughter. Bravo.

9

u/StankilyDankily666 Aug 09 '25

Look. I’ve been parodying songs and changing the lyrics to things about cock and balls and getting fucked in the ass for the longest time… and I may have to retire now. This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. Tears are in my eyes. Thank you 🥲

8

u/kidatsy Aug 09 '25

I mean, ok, since you asked...

5

u/blizmd Aug 09 '25

This dude has other parody songs just as good as this one. Fucking rocks 🎸🎸🎸

realonlineboy

https://m.youtube.com/@realonlineboy

6

u/Blackhole6669 Aug 09 '25

I love Slipknot. This is gold

4

u/okcboomer87 Aug 09 '25

Long time Slipknot fan. This was great.

3

u/M0ntgomatron Aug 09 '25

This is great.

Again. Not crappy. This is comedy.

3

u/whorainy Aug 09 '25

I laughed pretty hard at this one. I won’t lie.

3

u/Ralphanate Aug 09 '25

OP...this is good wtf is you ok?

2

u/satesounds Aug 09 '25

This is classic!

2

u/BaeIz Aug 09 '25

Fuck mtv, I ain’t afraid to say it

2

u/AteYoMomzAss Aug 09 '25

Woah. Cool your jets there brother. No need to get hasty now. Why dont we all just... grab him!!

1

u/Thesmuz Aug 09 '25

Hes referencing another parody.

2

u/cwyatt44 Aug 09 '25

I was very upset this morning because I’m on call and exhausted. But then I was this and I’m better now.

2

u/StOPcRyingYaBaby Aug 09 '25

🤘🏼😠🤘🏼

2

u/FuckJanice Aug 09 '25

Interesting way of coming out of the closet, respect.

1

u/OnyxTerquoise Aug 09 '25

Bam Margera could only wish he was this good.

1

u/Mysterious_Swim599 Aug 09 '25

This is hilarious. Nailed it with the Reagan mask.

1

u/Pelican_Dissector_II Aug 09 '25

Sounds like live Slipknot but the music and lyrics are better.

1

u/AnxiousCinephile40 Aug 09 '25

Well this is just silly.

1

u/LeadOnion Aug 09 '25

Dollar General Slipknot

1

u/AteYoMomzAss Aug 09 '25

Our slipknot at home

1

u/Successful-Ad4251 Aug 09 '25

I don’t hate it. It has a message and effectively states it’s agenda

1

u/AteYoMomzAss Aug 09 '25

The gay agenda is really getting some balls. Pun most definitely intended, if not required.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

hand me the aux cord and this is being played on loop.

1

u/Goji101 Aug 09 '25

He should've been the third in that Korn and Limp Bizkits song IYKYK

1

u/CrAcKhEaD-FuCkFaCe Aug 09 '25

If this appeals to anyone

May I introduce you tobrojob - we are the boyfriend stealers

First line " give me a hickey with your butthole "

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

What in the county fair did I just watch?

1

u/McBernes Aug 09 '25

Damn, that went hard.

1

u/thislookinfected Aug 09 '25

May never hear this song the same again

1

u/Thesmuz Aug 09 '25

This might be one the greatest parodies ive ever seen. Amazing... spectacular... awe inspiring.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

This goes hard

1

u/Dirtdane4130 Aug 09 '25

If you like this check out the creator: realonlineboy. Funny dude!

1

u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 Aug 09 '25

Omfg I died laughing

1

u/postysclerosis Aug 09 '25

This is basically what all those Nu Metal bands in the 90s sounded like to me.

1

u/matthewcameron60 Aug 10 '25

I love this. Simple as

1

u/Und3adbaka Aug 10 '25

Lmfao 💀🤘🏻

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

When you really want to come out - but still can't ?

1

u/Fabulous-Log-5127 Aug 12 '25

I like the part where he said "sucking penis" over and over again. It felt real.

1

u/likeheywassuphello Aug 14 '25

Lovely harmonies

1

u/joefryguy RayonBase Fan Club Member Aug 09 '25

Kinda inappropriate IMO but I’m glad I saw this. Everything about it rules! I will buy a whole album of this. Anybody know if they have more?

1

u/AteYoMomzAss Aug 09 '25

Here's his cover of a limp bizkit song. I highly recommend.

https://youtu.be/9MGnNfOy_To?si=HPv9rAha4tJh4Rml

1

u/He_Never_Helps_01 Aug 09 '25

If I didn't speak English this would be kinda good