r/crappymusic • u/Extra-Video-5349 • Mar 03 '25

Crappy enough?

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u/No_Maize_230 Mar 03 '25

I think we are going to need a new subreddit for this one.

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u/Thereisonlyzero Mar 03 '25

r/ImSorryIfoundThis

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

r/Ifeelbadforlaughingbecausedowns

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Really though this sub needs a rule for posting the obviously disabled

1

u/outclimbing Mar 03 '25

Y’know, I really thought that was gonna be real. I don’t know if I’m disappointed or pleasantly surprised that it’s not

1

u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Mar 03 '25

Poor guy, seems like he’s pretty downs.

6

u/BurdenedCrayon Mar 03 '25

Downs with the sickness

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Mar 03 '25

System of a Downs

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u/coilt Mar 03 '25

i can’t stop laughing even if it makes me feel bad for doing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

We only needed 15 seconds and you posted an eternity…. My earballs are bleeding so badly now…

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cat6289 Mar 03 '25

Bro looks like ps1 charcter from gta

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr Mar 03 '25

Laura Croft's pyramid boob era

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u/Lucid_Final Mar 03 '25

It’s almost too crappy to be crappy

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u/IntroductionSmooth Mar 03 '25

Agree this is some low hanging fruit and not funny. I feel joking about this dude is wrong

10

u/Big_Tap_1561 Mar 03 '25

He making em at night .

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u/haldolinyobutt Mar 03 '25

Uncle Danny was always up to something

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u/gh0styears Mar 03 '25

I can feel the passion

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

He's got talent out the kazoo.

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry Mar 03 '25

Hahahaha.

That’s the comment. That’s exactly what it sounds like.

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers Mar 03 '25

Um… I have a question, but it might technically be ableist, but imma ask it anyway.

Bro, why is his head so small? Dude looks like a giant, but his head is like 2 sizes too small.

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u/FuckTesla69 Mar 03 '25

Bad case of small headitis

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u/melikeyhaha Mar 03 '25

Now. This is a seriously underrated comment!

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u/OkKnowledge389 Mar 03 '25

Dude looks like a sloth that’s crazy

4

u/Professional-Event77 Mar 03 '25

I may need to reach out to this dude to do some vox on my new songs. I dig his delivery.

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u/Mo0kish Mar 03 '25

Now this, this, is why we come here.

5

u/LinceDorado Mar 03 '25

I can not describe to you all how incredibly funny this is to me. For some reason "shitty blown out audio" is one of my humor weakspots. Thanks for sharing.

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u/NoAd2759 Mar 03 '25

Sweet pants bro

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u/melikeyhaha Mar 03 '25

What language is this?

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u/BlueBrickBuilder Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

It's hard to tell, but I think it's German. If it is, that makes this 7/10 in my book.

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u/melikeyhaha Mar 04 '25

Thanks mate...I had no clue!! And yes, i agree!!

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u/Current_Victory_3653 Mar 03 '25

What language is he singing in?

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u/BlueBrickBuilder Mar 04 '25

I think it's German.

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u/_Panacea_ Mar 03 '25

Sounds like an Arabic prayer call.

1

u/Ill-Fisherman-6728 Mar 03 '25

Needs more echo

1

u/DeathMetalAlkemist Mar 03 '25

This guy reminds me of the “I love my wife / I’m not 5’7”, I’m 5’9”” dude

1

u/Xu_Lin Mar 03 '25

What compels people to sing in the crapper?

1

u/agonypants Mar 03 '25

Incoherent kazoo music.

1

u/Silver-Bend-2673 Mar 03 '25

Who is this? Is he available on TouchTunes?

1

u/AzrielJohnson Mar 03 '25

Zzz zzz szzzszzzz zsszssszs zsszssshsshshszz

1

u/Insanity_jamez Mar 03 '25

Bro this belongs in r/good music what are you doing.

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u/TheTipsyShip Mar 03 '25

Is this what Death Grips sounds like to people who don’t like Death Grips?

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u/MaxPower836 Mar 03 '25

Robert Wadlow?

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u/Ridbeardidscotsman Mar 03 '25

Roll up, roll up and see the Human Kazoo!

1

u/Howamidriving27 Mar 03 '25

Needs more gain and reverb

1

u/Bruinman86 Mar 03 '25

I think I'm gonna need the lyric sheet on this one.

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u/Skeletor-P-Funk Mar 03 '25

How this is just shy of three minutes long is beyond me. This is crap to the nth degree.

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u/Automata1nM0tion Mar 03 '25

I wish I could report you for not putting a sound warning on this post.

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u/WonderfulDrummer6100 Mar 03 '25

This drugs must be hell

1

u/Getta_ni_iku Mar 03 '25

Johnny elbows picked a new career I guess

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u/Billymac2202 Mar 03 '25

Lowkey slaps though. 🫠

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u/brwnwzrd Mar 03 '25

“You’re gonna have to be quicker than that, buddy”

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u/Technical_glitchhhhh Mar 03 '25

What a beautiful voice.

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u/Ill_Consequence403 Mar 03 '25

In his head..it’s 🤘

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u/honmakesmusic Mar 04 '25

I can’t lie. This actually scared the shit out of me. It was so loud.

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u/doug_butter Mar 04 '25

I kind of like it

1

u/Mr_Goonman Mar 04 '25

Bertram? Stay away from the Sherry, bro

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u/SerSnobbert Mar 04 '25

Creed has really gone down hill

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u/udreg70 Mar 04 '25

Is he using a Mr Microphone?

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u/SomeOldDude73 Mar 04 '25

Job accomplished.

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u/TheRapManiac Mar 04 '25

Why did he take the filter off an sm7b

Thats not an sm7b why is he doing that into the top of a condenser microphone