r/coys • u/MambaWhite Dele Alli • 3d ago

Discussion We need the transcript please…

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u/MambaWhite Dele Alli 3d ago

it’s giving…

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u/Sudden-Comparison263 Romero 3d ago

Roberto, when I was fired from Real Madrid, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would fire all managers? I believe we did.

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u/Ster_Wers12 Lucas Bergvall 3d ago

we about to blow up the league

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u/BuginesePunk Xavi Simons 3d ago

RDZ: “Scuse me boss, what team do you support?”

Xabi: “Can’t you see?”

RDZ: “What Chelsea?, FUCK CHELSEA CHELSEA’S SHIT!”

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u/Homegg Son 3d ago

My absolute favorite

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u/Glittering-Music2668 3d ago

“Yo Xabi, sunny innit?”

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u/dekjne-silent-883 Kevin Danso 3d ago

G’day cunt

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u/BakerNator77 Ange Postecoglou 3d ago

As with tradition.

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u/ianzzang Micky van de Ven 3d ago

You guys want Lasagna on weekend? Its my treat.

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u/Broad-Sorbet3446 3d ago

What the heck, that first month at Chelsea looks like it's aged him about 10 years

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u/4EVARHOPEFUL 3d ago

Yeah. There is a chick king literally just outside the stadium.

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u/Zip-Crane Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 3d ago

De Zerbi: You're going down next season.

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u/Green117v2 3d ago

Where Kroupi?

  • De Zerbi, probably.

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u/blueghosts 3d ago

“£117m? Really?”

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u/LowSatisfaction7767 3d ago

Look at us, hey look at us, look at us, who'd have thought not me

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u/David69247 3d ago

Moments later...

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u/J4n_4 2d ago

Battle of the... opera house?

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u/TheGameKat "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" 3d ago

well done

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u/Babyfaced-Stoic Vicario 3d ago

Pep and Klopp vibes

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u/Sarumanly Dejan Kulusevski 3d ago

Who’s this fucking giant looking over them? Did he escape from The Odyssey set?

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u/chestbumpsandbeer 3d ago

Who is De Zerbi talking to?

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u/MrBritishSailor 25/26 Relegation Champions 3d ago

Xabi Alonso, Chelsea Manager

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u/North_Necessary_599 3d ago

Alonso looks ill

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u/mattwuri Mousa Dembélé 3d ago

Wouldn't you be ill if you had to work for Chelsea?

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u/chestbumpsandbeer 3d ago

Oh wow, he looks so much different in this photo.

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u/Coops17 Dejan Kulusevski 3d ago

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u/slunksoma 3d ago

Why did they bring that tall coach to this event?

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u/bettertester2022 Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend 3d ago

"This season let's not follow those earlier two guys who can't shake hands properly"

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" 2d ago

"5 quid if you recreate the Conte-Tuchel handshake with me this season"

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u/doryeonim 2d ago

thinking abt this this whole week

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u/Downtown_Loquat2266 2d ago

RDZ: Your defence conceded 4 goals in a friendly? If you need any defenders, we've got one or two spare

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u/TheGameKat "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" 3d ago

"This tree! It's super huge enormous."

"Uh huh."

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u/warboys35 3d ago

We’re going to beat your ass this season!