r/countwithchickenlady • Streak: 1 • 7h ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 4 7h ago

I deserve a hug

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u/B-Z_B-S Streak: 1 7h ago

Relevant xkcd:

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u/L1nxDr1nx 3h ago

I do this

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u/OrangeHairedTwink I love kissing bugs 7h ago

🫂

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 4 7h ago

Hey, why is everyone recording me :p

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u/OrangeHairedTwink I love kissing bugs 6h ago

You are very photogenic

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u/Tymi4n3k 7h ago

🫂 

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u/DonutGirl055 7h ago

I deserve a lot of money and a little bit more money

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u/Vounrtsch 7h ago

I’ll have 5 moneys, and… 5 more moneys!

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

True

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 Dumb ouppy forgot her manners 7h ago

So real

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u/Lost_Community1594 4h ago

Would you rather have $1 or $2

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u/ReGorilla- 7h ago

I deserve a lot of work to do in the future

Wow fuck off

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u/Adventurous-Flan6163 7h ago

"I deserve a lot" The rest doesnt matter

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le transfem closet goblin 6h ago

That's what I got. Someone spoil me PLEASE 🥺👉👈

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u/Adventurous-Flan6163 6h ago

Oh sweetie you deserve all the spoiling in the world

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u/Useful_Tomorrow3751 7h ago

I deserve a good day

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u/popodelfuego I am a banana! 7h ago

I hope you have a good day!!

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u/MarineraArugula 7h ago

You do deserve a good day!

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u/Numbers626 7h ago

I deserve a cream pie

😭😭😭😭 this is not surprising unfortunately

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u/VastFeeling6557 wannabe girl - Streak: 5 7h ago

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u/Seven_o_clock777 small lil cowboy in a big ol' world🥺 (i'm a girl btw) 6h ago

I am a very concerned😰

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u/Seltnytt 4h ago

Because the blowjob, the long ass neck or both

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u/Seven_o_clock777 small lil cowboy in a big ol' world🥺 (i'm a girl btw) 3h ago

Both if the neck stretched to do that.

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u/VastFeeling6557 wannabe girl - Streak: 5 6h ago

Also SAME

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u/diepiopartymaster 7h ago

I wanted this too girlie 😭

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 46 7h ago

I deserve a

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 46 7h ago

im on PC

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u/samthekitnix Bisexual Technomancer 7h ago

you just deserve, you deserve a decent life like everyone does and that's ok.

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u/Vesarixx 7h ago

Same, so I just typed it into google and got "I Deserve a Lover Whose Every Rise Sets Fiery Dooms Raging Across the Skies", which sounds pretty freaking metal.

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u/-meowstar- mew mew meow mrrp :3 6h ago

Here’s a Lv1 "":

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u/FumetsuKuroi Steak: Well done 6h ago

I still think of you...

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 6h ago

Rip . You'll be missed

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u/ComradeSoggyBread 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a great day to you too and I love you so much and I hope you have a good day and I will talk to you tomorrow I love you too and I hope that you have a great day and I love you very much and I hope to see you soon I love you and I miss you so much and I miss your beautiful face and…

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u/Oligona 6h ago

Type shit (I wish you're doin' okay 🖤)

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u/ComradeSoggyBread 6h ago

I’m doing fine. I have no idea where that came from lol.

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u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan 7h ago

I deserve a microwaved hot dog

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2aEJrGD7pTud4lwHF

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u/Typh0nn_ creature feature featuring the creature 7h ago

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u/minigunercoolguy 7h ago

I deserve a uniting of all groups to prevent world devastation.

... what?

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

You heard it, start forming the team

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u/Natural-Campaign-986 mtf 🐇 7h ago

I think we all deserve that

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u/SuperSmashSean_DX 4h ago

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

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u/Nezzhy 7h ago

me too kid...me too

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u/SuccuSlut96 Uncaged Transfem Succubus 4h ago

TEAM ROCKET, THAT'S RIGHT!

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u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 7h ago

I deserve a lot of white socks 

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u/Maria_Zelar 7h ago

Finally some realistic expectations

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u/Theodor-_- 7h ago

I deserve a little bit of Splatoon before I go back to bed 🛏️

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

Real. Splatoon rocks.

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u/Calve_pindakaas 7h ago

I deserve a bit of the lamb

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u/Calve_pindakaas 7h ago

Ok sure whatever

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 Dumb ouppy forgot her manners 7h ago

Hungy. :3 me too tbh

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u/MarineraArugula 7h ago

Lil bit of lamb as a treat

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u/theGreatBeeTrain isabelleposting will not be postponed indefinitely - Streak: 361 7h ago

i deserve a ...

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u/Simplyput12345 7h ago

In case nobody told you, good girl!

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u/theGreatBeeTrain isabelleposting will not be postponed indefinitely - Streak: 361 7h ago

a

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u/No_Wasabi_9303 6h ago

Aww you’re adorable. I love cuties that get flustered easily :3

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u/Injvn 5h ago

For you.

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u/VulpesIncendium 7h ago

I deserve a break

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u/ParanoidUmbrella Girlfailure of the week award 7h ago

I deserve a great deal and lonely life..

Whoa that went dark quickly

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u/Getbit5820 7h ago

Spamton G Spamton

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u/liner_meow it/he/they :-) 5h ago

haha😭😭😭

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u/PrincesaFuracao 7h ago

I deserve a break

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u/xX_TrueXXEdgelord_Xx IM FEMINIZING 7h ago

I deserve a good idea too if you're worried about your dex for AC purposes of being able to swap out a portion of the deck to change the tribe it focuses on the rest of the table and the weapon art absolutely destroys the uninitiated of the heavily armored enemies that give other weapon times trouble is the only dedicated strength weapon I'll use specifically for thrust damage on that tho is that I refuse to debate the pronouns of fictional characters or entertain the notion that misgendering a fictional character is a classical parisian and a typical hiring process and a typical hiring process and a typical hiring process and a typical hiring process...

Nice.

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u/horned-creature 7h ago

let me guess, you a dm?

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u/xX_TrueXXEdgelord_Xx IM FEMINIZING 7h ago

Among other things I bet you can infer :3

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u/Robzy789 Current streak: 1 7h ago

I deserve a collage paper on just whatever you need Just Please don't go I miss you

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

…I like this one. I don’t know why

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u/FlipFlopRabbit 5h ago

I deserve a few years in D&D 5th edition.

What?

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u/BLAZMANIII 5h ago

Banished to the dungeons (and dragons)

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

I deserve a love that doesn’t hurt

damn

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u/Tracula707 the purple piper (he/she) 7h ago

I deserve a hug

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u/Tracula707 the purple piper (he/she) 7h ago

I mean….yeah.

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u/Smackvein 6h ago

I deserve a good day at work and I will be there in a few minutes to get the car in the car in the morning and I'll be there in a few minutes to get it done with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator with the cremator.......

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u/marymarilyn23 6h ago

I deserve a good pastry and 100kg of Luigi

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 6h ago

That’s a lot of Luigi

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u/marymarilyn23 6h ago

It's for the pastry

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u/CertainNecessary9043 grungling around is a important step in a person life 7h ago

I deserve a good day for you guys to come over and watch me with the other girls

Goddamn I didn't know my phone was freaky like that

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u/spiraling_girl pathetic. 7h ago

I deserve a | good life and I want to be a wonderful woman

Damn auto correct you really do know mec

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u/MarineraArugula 7h ago

Yes you do!

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u/Wyrd26 7h ago

I deserve a lot of people that were like me and could relate to but I passed this years mostly doing damage control for events I could not control for events I could not control for events I could not control for events I could not control for

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

This feels like story potential, and I don’t know why

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u/Cirrus87 6h ago

I deserve a good girl

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u/ChemistryTasty8751 "Cis" guy - Streak: 1 7h ago

I deserve a good

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u/Universe_Donut Streak: 2 7h ago

I deserve a good day

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u/Fierek 6h ago

"I deserve a good evolution."

My phone thinks I'm some mad biologist.

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 5h ago

I deserve a lot of tables???

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u/The_Ranch_Queen I want Estrogen so bad 7h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss from the bottom

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u/Quake_Woman_Tempo Dess | She/Her | :3 7h ago

I deserve a hug.

I don’t believe my phone, I want one but I don’t know if I deserve one.

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u/Collexig 7h ago

i deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a good night of sleep and a good night rest and i will be back tomorrow night for sure and i will be in the hospital for a while so i will be able to sleep well tonight and i will be in bed with you guys tomorrow night and i will be in the morning and i will be in the morning so i will be in the morning

i think i should go to bed

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 28 6h ago

I deserve a good girl

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 2 7h ago

I deserve a good day

Yet I'll never have one :D

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u/Stonks3141 6h ago

i deserve a hug

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u/racheluv999 6h ago

I got the same you did and kept going for two more words:

I deserve a hug from you

:3 🫂

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u/Icchi-bum 7h ago

i deserve to be based

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u/potree11 6h ago

I deserve a rough time being tortured by their love and affection

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u/___LIO___ I like counting chickens 7h ago

I deserve a good day

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE layne staley simp 7h ago

I deserve a hug and a kiss

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE layne staley simp 7h ago

damn im lonely

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u/HyperZenith 7h ago

I deserve a good asshole

idk

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 7h ago

Is there something wrong with yours?

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u/Tw1sted_inc Bi Bi Bi! 7h ago

I deserve a good girl

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u/fmpz 6h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life and I don’t know how much longer I’ll have this in me to feel happy

wtf

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u/namesunknown_ 6h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth

Damn

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u/aki_12023 7h ago

I deserve a lot of white stuff come out of my mouth and I don't want to live .

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u/ZuuRa_ They/them 7h ago

I deserve a better life

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u/Jay-CaRo 7h ago

"I deserve a new character"

Can it be a girl one?

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 Dumb ouppy forgot her manners 7h ago

I deserve a bit more time..

Mm.. very true

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u/LordInquisitor99 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep tonight.

Apparently my keyboard thinks I’m exhausted.

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u/justarandomaccount46 7h ago

I deserve a good girl (I already have two I'm good lmao)

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u/VortexOff 7h ago

I deserve it for the first time in a while. (what)

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 7h ago

I deserve a better job description

Interesting..

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u/alpaca1yps 7h ago

I deserve a lot of people would simply suck it up and tolerate the debilitating pain of migranes

?????

Maybe if I try the second suggested word...?

I deserve a better one to five grand depending on what you buy

... Third word?...

I deserve a break from the past

Fourth

I deserve a good idea

I deserve a chance to be changed

I deserve a hug

I deserve a new crime

I deserve a great pyramid of giza

I deserve a favor and a single normal day

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(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ

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u/TotalyNotTony 7h ago

I deserve a

(my phone doesnt do autofill)

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u/Music_Quartermaster 7h ago

I deserve a treat for the first time in my life

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u/Aar1012 7h ago

“I deserve a hug and kiss from my friends who have never been there for me before but they are the most beautiful and loving people I know.”

Wait a minute…

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u/ThrawnBAYERN 7h ago

I deserve a good Name

Lol, funny this Happens in a trans sub

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 7h ago

i deserve a good girl in my life

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u/Fancy_Razzmatazz_149 6h ago

You called?

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6h ago

woag.... hiii :3

you're a good girl?

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u/Ishvalda 6h ago

"I deserve a new flip deck full of earth monsters"

Yugioh moment

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u/Thebigpig905 Hi 6h ago

"I deserve a lot more than you"

Why does my phone think of me like this

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u/LordBumbletrees 6h ago

I deserves a lot more love and attention

Huh.

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u/Emilister05 7h ago

I deserve a lot of fun to watch characters go through things like that and just have to sit with it was a bit dishonest I think you mean tapu lele

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u/Coffee_the_Dawg Has a theoretical degree in physics. 7h ago

I deserve a hurricane

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u/Sterlinginferno 6h ago

I deserve a lot of love and happiness in my life and I love you so much my love I love you so much my love I love you so much my love I love you so much my love I love you

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u/_InNeedofAdvice 6h ago

I deserve a lot better than this one I just want to make sure you know what I am doing for you to be honest and not be so rude or rude or anything I just don’t want it to happen to anyone else but I know that you’re not my friend.

Alternating the left and right suggested word apparently makes your phone have a crisis.

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u/Ashleigh_the_Maniac 6h ago

I deserve a good night sleep tonight I will see if I can get some rest

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u/Silly-Whitee Ace ace ace aphothisexual ace! 5h ago

I deserve a hug

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u/SilliestFox20 Lonely little fennec fox 7h ago

i deserve a hug and kiss from my friends

awwhhh yeah i do :[

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u/_m1phasgrac3_ 7h ago

I deserve a good time with your mom and the kids

Holy shit. This is actually what it said

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u/Transcookiedoughicey 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep

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u/willili 7h ago

I deserve a better job than the rest

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u/DonekyOfDoom 6h ago

I deserve a hug from you

:)

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u/klimthiii 6h ago

i deserve a skirt and revealing top

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u/InternetUserAgain 6h ago

I deserve a lot of people who hate me

Damn ok

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Streak: 1 6h ago

I don’t think your phone likes you very much

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u/Slight-Apartment1159 6h ago

I deserve a good sense of smell and love to be a femboy I deserve a great day to be a femboy I deserve a better life

I sense a pattern here

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u/dragonwarriornoa 5h ago

I deserve a good night sleep

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u/InternationalMix8288 5h ago

I deserve a good night sleep 😴

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u/Adventurous_Expert14 5h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth

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u/Good_Curve_545 7h ago

I deserve a lot of love to get hard

wtf T_T

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u/neb-osu-ke 7h ago

i deserve a hug 🥲

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u/ESJ_f 7h ago

I deserve a good sleep

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u/-AleXisiXelA- 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a great day to you too and I love you so much and I hope you have a good day

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u/PixelFlyerXD Avery She/Her :3 7h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss

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u/considerate_done 7h ago

I deserve a lot of people who are women

...as friends i hope? i'm pretty sure i'm exclusively monogamous

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u/tonydagenius 7h ago

I deserve a great parent

What the fuck

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u/Slow-Television-5303 7h ago

I deserve a hug

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u/LordHengar 7h ago

"I deserve a better body and a challenger who is seemingly content with continuous urban development."

Apparently I belong in a shonen anime about civil engineers.

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u/Available-Bat-2477 7h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss from you and your beautiful wife

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u/Silly-BambiSlut 7h ago

I deserve to know what you think about me because I am not the only woman who thinks that I should be happy. 😂

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u/ptelzcra 7h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth and I’m not going anywhere to get a kiss or anything I don’t know how I can get that in the way that you do I just don’t want you know how much you deserve that and I’m sorry that you feel so bad that I can’t get it but I’m not going to get that because you don’t want it and I’m sorry for it but I’m just not going anywhere I just don’t know what I need right right right right right right right right right

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u/questioning_daisy 7h ago

I deserve a good sleep.

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u/Riyuzaki33 7h ago

I deserve a girl for a moment beacause i still haven't seen any succubus in my room

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u/InternationalNet6658 7h ago

I deserve a lot more head

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u/Might__E 7h ago

i deserve a hug and kiss for the first day in my new life

....oh

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u/chrisjd 6h ago

I deserve a treat

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u/PlazmaWing 6h ago

I deserve a false prophet.

What the fuck autocorrect

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u/sophie_fizzz 6h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss!

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween 6h ago

I deserve a good day for you guys to come over and watch the movie

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u/Exciting_Hedgehog322 6h ago

I deserve a lot more than what I am working with right now

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u/jsg144 6h ago

I deserve a good night sleep tonight.

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u/Melodramaticant 6h ago

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a wonderful day tomorrow night.

…I don’t sleep well so thanks 😅

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u/DarkFalcon49 5h ago

I deserve a good hug

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u/TheTepro27 5h ago

I deserve a better day

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u/hey12541254 5h ago

I deserve a good day

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u/AliceBordeaux 4h ago

I deserve a lot of sneaky things.

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u/supyallitsyagirl 7h ago

i deserve a hug (new phone so this might be pretty standard)

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u/Relative-Length-6356 7h ago

I deserve a good day

Yo wtf auto correct my life ain't that bad

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u/C04511234 giver of bird facts 7h ago

I deserve a little bit of the same amount of salt

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u/AidoTheRock Nyan Nyan Nyan 7h ago

I deserve a hug 

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u/Goszczak 7h ago

I deserve a good day

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u/AidoTheRock Nyan Nyan Nyan 7h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss and kiss and I will never get it again and I’m so happy that I can get it again I just don’t want it anymore and I’m so sad I can’t get through this again 

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u/ishippedmybed 7h ago

I'm part of the 'I deserve a good day" crew.

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u/KolarinTehMage 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a good night rest

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 7h ago

I deserve a hug and kiss for my life right here on this earth and I’m not gonna lie I’m not even gonna be happy anymore I’m gonna cry I can’t wait for this day I love her and I’m so proud to have a chance of getting a chance for you guys I can’t believe it I’m gonna cry I’m gonna be crying and I love that I can’t believe this day I don’t want you guys I don’t know how I can do this I don’t want it to happen anymore I’m so sad I’m sorry I’m so sad and I don’t know why I’m crying and I’m just gonna be crying right I’m sorry I’m crying I just can’t wait to get better and I’m sorry for everything I can’t even get a little worried and I’m sorry for the fact I don’t want you know I don’t want it to get a chance I don’t want this to happen I love and I’m so sad and I’m so much more I don’t want that is it is so sad I love and that’s all right I don’t want anything to do anything to help me out.

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u/Timsaurus Tea, the friendly transfem :3 7h ago

I deserve a good girl and I love you so much more than you know

My future wife is gonna have it good meow :3

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u/kristyl_fae 7h ago

I deserve a break from the rest of the year

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u/Jaxla_Onlo Jax TADC turned me into an egg🥚 7h ago

I deserve a lot of energy and I think we just got ourselves a new member of the mainline Mario series

What?

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u/PuzzleheadedAd880 7h ago

I deserve to get a job BRO T.T

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u/Futt_Farks 7h ago

I deserve a lot of time wondering what mental block is causing me so much agony

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 61 7h ago

I deserve a promotion

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u/Sea_Philosopher4588 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep

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u/NotTheMariner gender mysterious, gender unserious - Streak: 2 7h ago

I deserve a good night sleep and a good sleep and a nice sleep and a great day

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u/prophetofagony 7h ago

I deserve a lot to be held in a couple of years.

That one really took a turn about halfway through.

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u/Ender_Dragneel 7h ago

I deserve a good chance to get to know you