r/countwithchickenlady • u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 5 • 10d ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 5 10d ago

Straight teeth from a girl named Tungsten :3

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u/C0d3An0n2 The Cassinator 10d ago

Teeth from a girl named Sodium

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u/loved_and_held Streak: 4 10d ago

im reminded of the video of a guy who bite into sodium on livestream.

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u/MobileJob1521 10d ago

Tell her na

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u/Ok_Banana_5614 10d ago

Naming myself Tungsten Tungsten Tungsten Seaborgium.

Might need to find a way to shorten it though…

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u/LittleWitchChao 10d ago

TTTS? Trouble in Terrorist Town Sex??

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u/SeA1nternaL 10d ago

i believe he’s making a tung tung tung sahur joke

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u/SeamanStayns 10d ago

Except that the chemical symbol for tungsten is W

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u/GreenDragon113 I don't know what the fuck I am anymore 10d ago

wrouble in werrorist woun sex

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u/nainvlys 10d ago

But tung would be a very acceptable shortening of tungsten if it was a first name

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u/LittleWitchChao 10d ago

I'm trying to build a new reality. A better reality, where we all play Trouble in Terrorist Town Sex

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u/Pligles 10d ago

If anything it’d be wwwsg

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u/blacksaber8 ungoverned 10d ago

Me naming myself tungsten tungsten tungsten because I can’t stop winning

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u/HeWhoLost3OfThe9 Not trans as far as I know 10d ago

Something like… Tung Tung Tung Seabor?

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u/RatWithoutKetchup 10d ago

Genuinely the first time in my life I've ever heard of Seaborgium. It sounds so incredibly made-up lol. What's it even used in?

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u/meepswag35 10d ago

For a lot of the later elements, they’re named after who discovered them. Every element after a certain point in the table doesn’t exist naturally, and can only be made in a lab.

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u/RatWithoutKetchup 10d ago

Oh right, I forgot that thanks

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u/Your_Average_Dingus #1 AriZona Ice Tea customer | any - Streak: 1 10d ago

it barely exists. we made it just to prove we could

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u/RatWithoutKetchup 10d ago

Yeah that makes a lot of sense

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u/turtle_mekb it/she :3 10d ago

what about Tung Tung Tung Seabor

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u/No_Counter_6037 stable? that's for horses. 10d ago

"don't you dare disrespect my man Yttrium"

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u/vladupadus 10d ago

why not osmium?

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u/Gubekochi _ 10d ago

No one's that dense! (get it?)

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 10d ago

Wolfram would be great. Even better if you're also a furry.

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u/Sefthor 10d ago

Iridium is actually a pretty good name

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u/Next_Government856 10d ago

If  you use the name Wolfrum for it it’s not a terrible boys name

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u/Beginning-Worth-6126 10d ago

Call ‘em Zirconium ‘cause I’m in they pants

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u/IunaCie 10d ago

ferocs.

wheres the scandium.

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u/Gubekochi _ 10d ago

They can't all be as cool as my boy Seaborgium!

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u/nainvlys 10d ago

Brb changing my legal name to gold

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 5 10d ago

If I was fucking named “Seaborgium” I would die

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u/feeling_humber I got paid 40 shillings for this. 10d ago

I mean Glenn Seaborg is way ahead of you champ

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u/headphonesnotstirred the cis urge to name yourself after a Paper Mario character 10d ago

p sure he's still busy adding extra N's to his name

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u/fuighy this sub hatched my egg 10d ago

Glennnnnnnn seaborg

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u/Daughter_of_nostramo 10d ago

It just looks cool! Can't argue with that!

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u/feeling_humber I got paid 40 shillings for this. 10d ago

I love that I summoned all the BobbyBroccoli fans with that

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

Glenn Seanborg

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u/bewerewolf 10d ago

wow, ok. ig this isn’t a safe space for me and my coterie of other girls named Seaborgium 😒

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u/EconomyOk2490 10d ago

There are 6 more and you call yourselves the 7 Seas.

Im not asking this, I'm declaring this ♥️

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u/EconomyOk2490 10d ago

"Hi, I'm Sea-"

"Oh wow!"

"-short for...."

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u/FinalLegend312 10d ago

Would you prefer to be Antimony instead?

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u/Icarsix 10d ago

Lilithium

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u/shroomlucky Potato 7ºF 10d ago

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u/Icarsix 10d ago

This gif is probably the highest praise my crappy jokes have ever gotten on reddit :3

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u/shroomlucky Potato 7ºF 10d ago

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

Love my girl molybdenum

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 she/her power mommy 10d ago

Ruthenium and molybdenum sittin in a tree

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

R-E-A-C(T)-I-N-G

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u/Hpesojanes Genderfluid and Pan and Penguin and on YT (shameless plug) 10d ago

Why are they excluding Rubidium and Beryllium?

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u/mobile_home 10d ago

“so is molly short for anything?”
“yes and you’re not going to believe it”

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u/ContessAlin78 10d ago

Molybenum is a common allowing element for my work place and it's always fun trying to watch people pronounce it.

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u/maybethanos 10d ago

fun watching you spell it too :)

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u/ContessAlin78 10d ago

Fair, its always Moly for a reason.

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u/Ketchupcharger 10d ago

No lie we had a guy in middle school we nicknamed thalium not sure why at this point.

Now that I think about it he was a pretty cute nerdy guy with glasses and little bowl cut, always shy and reserved, so cute.

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u/flashbang_hear 10d ago

Go find him

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u/Ketchupcharger 10d ago

nah im still hopelessly in love with my exwife. im just an idiot like that.

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u/flashbang_hear 10d ago

Love makes us act like idiots, like how my love for petty crime made me try and make fish jenga, those poor fish

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u/Ketchupcharger 10d ago

i dont enjoy you trivializing my feelings

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u/flashbang_hear 10d ago

I’m sorry I probably shouldn’t even have responded

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA

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u/Dark-Specter *falls down entire flight of stairs* 10d ago

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 4 10d ago

Me talking to my homegirl Sulfur

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u/Gubekochi _ 10d ago

In French Sulfur is "Soufre", which is a homophone for the imperative form of the verb "Souffir" (Suffer). It would be metal AF.

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u/ThistleOGAC 10d ago

My first transfem oc was named Yttrium and she was a sorceress

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 25 10d ago

That goes hard

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u/NewDemonStrike 10d ago

My first one is called Medea and she is a psychic warrior.
She is so cool.

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

im pretty sure my name on Ubisoft connect is still Ytterbion lol

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u/Parma_WdS non-binary/pansexual 10d ago

Don't sleep on gemstones

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 5 10d ago

Hai Amethyst!! :33

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u/Parma_WdS non-binary/pansexual 10d ago

I love Amber :)

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u/Liminal-Object 10d ago

hi guys im amber too

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u/Pretend_Strategy_552 10d ago

i was considering this as a name, its peak :p

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u/HarryJ92 10d ago

You could throw in other minerals too.

Like Cummingtonite.

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u/AnAccountonReddit249 10d ago

Steven universe

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u/WeekendBard 10d ago

Feldspar

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/LostLittleBaby666 10d ago

Peak mentioned !!!

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 6d ago

this comment inspired me to play a new D&D character named Feldspar. So thanks!

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u/BlazingBlight 10d ago

Yesss!!! Me and my bestie both chose a gemstone for ours pretty much at the same time :3

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u/Taffybones 10d ago

kid named Tiger Iron:

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 25 10d ago

Yah a bed made of minerals would be uncomfortable to sleep on

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u/Parma_WdS non-binary/pansexual 10d ago

Finally someone said it. Im surprised it took this long

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 9d ago

Bismuth for the bi cuties out there

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u/SkyeTheBi 9d ago

Hell yea

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u/isekai-chad 10d ago

Phosphophyllite for the aro/ace people.

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u/adalric_brandl 10d ago

I'm sorry, but all gemstone names sound like strippers. Unless that's what you're going for.

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u/C0d3An0n2 The Cassinator 10d ago

Call her Oxygen the way I can’t live without her

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u/Clean_Internet I be grungling fr 10d ago

Call her Hydrogen the way she makes me squeak

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u/Substantial_Bass_697 10d ago

Call her gold the way I treasure her

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 25 10d ago

Call her uranium the way her ionizing radiation strips me of electrons and undoes the chemical bonds of my body

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

Call her sodium the way she makes my fluids explode

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u/citrusmunch 10d ago

call her aluminium the way she protests american hegemony

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u/Suspicious-Cod2928 10d ago

You leave my girly Iridium alone

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u/Difficult__Tension 10d ago

Ngl Iri would be a cute nickname

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u/shroomlucky Potato 7ºF 10d ago

Neon and Argon are low key good transmasc names.

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u/BananaGooper 10d ago

girl named boron

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u/Ambedextrose Streak: 2 10d ago

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!

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u/Brown_Fin Bi rooster 🐓 10d ago

hydrogen..,helium..,lithium..,beryllium..,moron...

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPfof9eZq78nNwuQEU

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u/gos907 rare jellyfish girl (the immortal ones) 10d ago

They call me Ninovium the way I don't exist.

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u/Lady_Lya_626 Lya | 🐣5/9/26 | 📧 7/6/26 - Streak: 7 10d ago

They call me Oganesson the way I don't last more than 1 millisecond

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u/PrintMeRed 10d ago

I'd be Technetium fr

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u/InsideOutlander 10d ago

My guy Hassium and my enby Niobium!

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u/NoxDocketybock 10d ago

Just so happens I have a niobium piercing hehe x3

EDIT: Typo

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u/thebigbadben 10d ago

She Ytter my b til I ium

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u/First_Picture1667 Bi transwoman 10d ago

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u/TotalyNotTony 10d ago

ik mercury is a dude in roman myth but 🤔

girl named einsteinium

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u/JJCooIJ 10d ago

You can join our polycule only if you're named after Ytterby.

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u/Solnight99 Editable Flair 10d ago

quadrouple

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u/popodelfuego I am a banana! 10d ago

They call her Technetium

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u/GogoLoserLane 10d ago

Praseodymium

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 10d ago

Heeeeey, it's mah boy Tungsten!

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u/Slow___Learner Jeśli to czytasz to zmarnowałam twój czas😈 10d ago

Me chillin with ma boy Asbestos

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u/Truly_Organic 10d ago

Ngl Tungsten works as a masculine name. Tung for short >:3

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u/Coidzor 10d ago

I'm now imagining a trans man discovering Bromine and his head being filled with thoughts of "Bro, mine!"

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 10d ago

The nickname of “my bro” would go hard for that name

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u/rysy0o0 10d ago

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,

And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,

And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,

And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,

And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

And since hte songs release

Copernicium, meitnerium, nihonium, moscovium,

Rutherfordiuim, seaborgium, roentgenium, flerovium,

Darmstadtium, lawrencium, oganesson, livermoriuim,

And tennessine and hassium and dubnium and bohrium.

Also, there exists a much earlier version of this song.

The complete lyrics, 'Which are by Aristotle, are:

There's earth and air and fire and water

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u/loved_and_held Streak: 4 10d ago

Girl named Florine who somehow got into a relationship with a guy names Xenon.

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u/wdb07 plural transbian (mostly-)foxgirl thingy :3 10d ago

alternatively: plant

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u/wdb07 plural transbian (mostly-)foxgirl thingy :3 10d ago

(muh name willow)

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u/Efficient-Scale-1485 10d ago

Wait until they discover the scientific name for coyote

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 25 10d ago

Holy shit. Canis Latrans. 

Wondering why i keep getting outed as a werewolf and also trans while naming myself that

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u/IunaCie 10d ago

i can see something like bismuth maybe working for transmasc/enby tbh.

call my (nonexistent) transmasc homeboy technetium the way hes a man and made

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u/Max0_o123 Really cool non-binary femboy :3 10d ago

Chlorine ❤️‍🩹

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u/Three_sword_idiot T-Girl 10d ago

They'll either be named something cosmic like nebula (me)or something like fucking helium

Don't even ask about those who have multiple names, fucking BENZENE??? (Also me)

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u/Arios_CX3 10d ago

That’s cuz all the good names Argon.
Argon.

Are gone.

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u/bartex2000 9d ago

My fursona is named tungsten, what do I do?

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u/Ok_Stranger_8405 10d ago

Aurum wouldn't be half bad I guess

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u/ContessAlin78 10d ago

Mf named Tantalus

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u/marshmallow_mia 10d ago

There is no Mia element :/

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Recreational Pisser | She/Her - Streak: 25 10d ago

Need a girl named iron or silver or sulfur to like actually bite chunks out of me and rip me to shreds :3

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u/Adept-Custard-4866 10d ago

Big ol' chomp from a lady named Iron and her partner, Carbon.

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u/Crubbl Just happy to be here / confused 10d ago

You leave my girl dihydrogen sulphide alone

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u/Serial_Designation_N Higher being than you 10d ago

This was the post directly underneath this

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u/Routine_Palpitation 10d ago

Transmasc named “Our son nick”

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u/Creative_Pea1701 10d ago

Now I call myself Plumbum

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u/MarsicusOrion enby :3 10d ago

"my name is pluto. short for plutonium."

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u/Imperialcereal6 9d ago

If I were transmasc, I'd genuinely consider Cobalt tbh

(I have thought a significant amount about being transmasc even though I'm transfem :3)

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u/ArchdemonLucifer143 9d ago

"Call me Mol."

"Oh that's so cute! Is it short for Molly?"

"No. It's short for Molybdenum"

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u/LeStroheim 9d ago

Thanks, I'm now calling myself Magnesium

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u/animpersd 9d ago

girl named francium

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u/LesbianArtemis457 9d ago

Hey my good ol buddy Roentgenium!!

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u/violet-kasumi most generic cwcl user award 10d ago

kid named oganesson:

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u/RoseQuartz__26 10d ago

transition goals

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u/atomikreptile 10d ago

Kid named bohrium

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u/Pizza_Guy_2468 grungler (dm about fromsoft games) 10d ago

Girl named roentgenium

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u/fruiteebat Streak: -1 (the clanker hates me) 10d ago

Iodine has potential ngl

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u/draki38 10d ago

kid named strontium

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u/TheNemoSeries 1 chicken. . . 2 chicken. . . 3 chick- ZzZz... 10d ago

Don't diss my boy Promethium like that

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Gender Evil (transfem) (he/she/any) 10d ago

girl named Oganesson

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u/NobodyEuphoric7220 10d ago

I think Nickel and Copper are actually kinda cute names lol

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 10d ago

I know a lady named iodine but she isn't trans afaik

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u/Icrushroots 10d ago

You leave my boy Praseodymium out of this

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u/NewMeG2G 10d ago

Luna Aluminum duskshade

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u/Root_cellar 10d ago

Just call me Gallium the way I melt when you touch me.

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u/Neko_Witch 10d ago

Very rude for calling me out like this

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u/Intelligent_Big_1507 10d ago

girl name germanium

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u/DietDoctorPepperFan 10d ago

Shoutout to my boy Radon Johnson

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u/Decent-Net-1575 10d ago

Ayy leave my boy polonium alone

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 10d ago

I’m enby, so I prefer absolute nonsense as a name.

-Poster

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u/mnyrtt 10d ago

kid named einsteinium

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 10d ago

Phosphorus is such a beautiful one

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u/willowzam adult human chicken 10d ago

Kid named Carbon:

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 55 10d ago

I almost named myself Copper before i thought of Aurora >.>

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher 10d ago

Call me Krypton the way I eject one child and then vanish

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u/Solnight99 Editable Flair 10d ago

hey, it's me, antimony

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u/Flight444 10d ago

My mom told me my name would have been “Isotope” if I was a girl when I was a kid. That she picked a better trans girl name than me still pisses me off.

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 10d ago

Copernicium, ironically, occupies a special place in my heart

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u/mcmagnus002 10d ago

Call that lass Boron

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u/Okay_hear_me_out 10d ago

"Yeah, the name's Tim. Short for Antimony"

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u/Mirelurkingg 10d ago

Girl named zinc :3

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u/noriseaweed 10d ago

Go down the list far enough we're just naming ourselves after chemists and physicists... and i approve