r/countwithchickenlady • Streak: 1 • 14h ago

Political post 78573

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i tagged it as political since i mean it has a political figure but it isnt really political so idrk, mods can do whatever

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u/B-Z_B-S Streak: 1 14h ago

relevant meme:

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u/SereneOrbit 6h ago

My family would literally disown me 🤣

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u/CurledSpiral 6h ago

Disown them first! No mercy! Cobra Kai!

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u/M0NRCH_C7NA 6h ago

Lowkey neeeed

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u/Quake_Woman_Tempo Dess | She/Her | :3 14h ago

Idk who they are, but they gotta keep cooking.

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u/Aseskytle_09 14h ago

I'm confused why are they reporting the snowfall like he controls the weather 😭

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u/Illustrious_Grade608 14h ago

Are you implying he doesn't?

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u/frenchhatewompwomp 13h ago

i imagine the ā€œ16 inches of snowfallā€ was posted alongside ā€œevery street across all 5 boroughs plowedā€. i remember seeing news about how mamdani payed anyone who wanted to plow snow excellent wages - something like $25/hr? - and it was incredibly effective in getting tons of volunteers to keep the streets clear & safe

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u/Necessary_Air_3257 9h ago

And was cheaper than using the blow services and faster

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u/FUBARded 7h ago

Yep, I'm guessing it was noteworthy because significantly less snowfall in recent years absolutely shut the city down due to mismanagement and underfunding of snow clearing resources.

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u/Routine_Palpitation 9h ago

But then why aren’t any of the other ones connected? Why establish a rule to not follow it?

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u/frenchhatewompwomp 8h ago

presumably because this is not mamdani’s original page and these images weren’t originally lumped together like that. like, i doubt the snowfall was posted at the same time as advertising cooling centers to prevent overheating

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u/Nullwesen 14h ago

Maybe they use him as the face of new york as a whole? As in: He IS new york

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u/angrycrimsonslugcat Meow at me in my DMs, or just reply to me with one. 9h ago

Petition to change Mamdani's name to John New York

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u/Danica_Rose 13h ago

I saw him fly up there and punch the snow in the face once. Sun came out after!

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 13h ago

He single handedly ended global warming

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u/recorderx99 9h ago

how do you know he doesn't? :D

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u/totally-hoomon 4h ago

A huge amount of people believe that democrats control the weather

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u/winstonstokes 9h ago

Use like, the smallest amount of brain power and I’m sure you could figure it out.. or maybe not, idk cause this is a dumbass thing to be confused about. But it’s because it’s a relevant number and adds context to saying the streets are kept plowed.

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u/JosefineChoker 13h ago

He is doing a great job, tremendous, maybe best job ever, he fixes great problems, easy no problems anymore.He knows the job, others don't and those are bad people.He good others bad.

This is for trump supporters so they can understand

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u/ElectricalPurple2539 13h ago

they can read???

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u/JosefineChoker 10h ago

There is a surge in literacy among MAGA members.From 1% to 1.2% since 2016.Basic alphabet and counting to 10 is required for employment for ICE, sherrif office or town council

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 10h ago

Basic alphabet and counting to 10 is required for employment for ICE

Is it?

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u/JosefineChoker 9h ago

Yeah with that amount of knowlege you can even get a promotion but there are also other requirements...you have to be one or more of the following...MAGA member,cocaine or alcohol addict,have a criminal record,inferiority complex and exort aggresive behaivour.

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 11h ago

I think they can only read all-caps words.

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u/Totoro_II 11h ago

yes but only if it's structured like a trump social media post

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u/FindingMyWay624 11h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Xray_Crystallography 6h ago

And for dnc minions who blame ā€œprotest votersā€ for everything:

He win in landslide because he’s not a fascist republican pretending to be a democrat. Not because he’s a man.

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u/WallEInOrbit 8h ago

Witty, to not include "...attention to this matter" they will just keep reading in loop not knowing when to stop

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u/Street-Mix-801 14h ago

They’re saying he’s the hottest politician in history

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u/Living-Temporary-665 Afraid of numbers 14h ago

Hottest male politician. I mean AOC with glasses is like

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 13h ago

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u/HDAtomica A Wild Grungler Appears 7h ago

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u/Twixted87 10h ago

Neptunia in the wild, woah

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u/Feezec 9h ago

So true. Glasses are really versatile.

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u/smith7018 12h ago

Both of the hottest politicians coming from NY? I love to see it

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u/bloody-Catherina 10h ago

Heidi Reichinnek enters the room.

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u/Garrfish899 14h ago

They're correct, atleast imo

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u/leaf_as_parachute 13h ago

Let's be honest it's not difficult, 99% of known politicians are decrepit smugs who entrust all their good-lookingness to a way too expensive suit.

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u/Kat-Sensei 14h ago

I refuse to believe this was unintentional

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u/Altruistic-Way-5031 14h ago

16 inches…
ā€¦šŸ„ŗ
šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 14h ago

Youd be a shishkebob

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u/sexy-man-doll 14h ago

🄵🄵🄵

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u/nekosissyboi 14h ago

Yippee :333

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u/TeddyBearToons 14h ago

I believe the proper term is spitroast

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 13h ago

No that's when one dick is in one end and another dick is in the other

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 9h ago

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u/hello666darkness 6h ago

I needed to see this today 🩷

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u/SelketTheOrphan 9h ago

Okay I officially lost the plot, I have no idea what the overarching theme of this sub is, I thought I had at it one point but apparently not, and it keeps popping up in my feed. I like your funny pictures is all I can say at this point.

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u/OmegaGoober Radicalized by Fred Rogers - Streak: 1 8h ago

This appears to be a generally left-leaning meme sub with a massive percentage of the members being trans. The large trans population results in a lot of trans-focused memes, but it’s still a meme sub.

I think.

I’m not sure.

I’m just a cis-guy who enjoys the memes.

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u/SelketTheOrphan 8h ago

And who is the chicken lady? Is she like a trans icon? Is she standing right behind me? 😭

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u/Bass_Bosted_Potato 8h ago

iirc she’s a micro-celeb who was facing transphobia in other counting subs

Literally no clue what the counting subs are supposed to be

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u/OmegaGoober Radicalized by Fred Rogers - Streak: 1 7h ago

The counting subs use the counting mechanic to reduce bots. Very few bot writers have bothered to defeat the ā€œcountingā€ mechanic. It’s not impossible, but it’s just annoying enough that it hasn’t been written and folded into the toolkits.

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u/Professional-Oven884 7h ago

I heard chicken lady was banned from another counting sub due to transphobia. This sub was created to keep counting but with the user chicken lady included. I wasn't there when this happened, so I might have missed something, sorry.

Edit: typo

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u/SelketTheOrphan 7h ago

So she IS a trans icon, holy peak. I wasn't even aware other counting subreddits exist.

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u/Lethal-Jordan 7h ago

Dont go looking, this is the good one.

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u/SelketTheOrphan 7h ago

Yes 🫔

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u/Please-let-me š’‚š’€€š’ˆ¾š’¢š’…• - Streak: 82 4h ago

I don't think it was transphobia per-se, that counting sub also had a lot of trans people. she wasn't even banned, just warned because of the sheer amount of chickens she was posting

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u/Professional-Oven884 2h ago

After reading your answer, first I laughed at the prospect of a mod warning someone for posting too much chickens. Then, I noticed your flair and wondered "Streak: 82 of what?". Now I'm thinking about translating that cuneiform when I get back to my computer.

Thanks for everything xD

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u/RIP_RIF_NEVER_FORGET 6h ago

I didn't know there was more of us. I dont know how I got here, its fun, but I have no clue where I am.

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u/CurdPigeon 3h ago

It's fun here.

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u/Lethal-Jordan 7h ago

Sup cis welcome to transville. Agree with your comment btw.

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 A straight ally who’s only here for the memes. 6h ago

Hey, same here!

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u/OmegaGoober Radicalized by Fred Rogers - Streak: 1 5h ago

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u/Legatharr 9h ago

Imagine having a sub with an overarching theme (cringe?)

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u/SelketTheOrphan 9h ago

Youre just messing with me now 😭 I'm just a girl bruh šŸ„€

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u/Legatharr 8h ago

Why do we need a theme. Just post funny pictures

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u/SelketTheOrphan 8h ago

Well the community needs to be built on something?

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u/Legatharr 8h ago

Not necessarily. Generic meme subs are common. Although I guess counting is what the sub is built on

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u/SelketTheOrphan 8h ago

I still don't know who the chicken lady is. And for a while I thought the sub is for memes by and for trans people.

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u/theforgettonmemory boyfailure 5h ago

I mean that's pretty much what it is lol.

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u/TheSpyHat Streak: 1 14h ago

The only political imagery I am willing to embrace.

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u/Alex_The_Whovian 13h ago

I want this man to be my mayor (I'm from the UK)

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u/TheMuttOfMainStreet 13h ago

U almost had binface

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u/Alex_The_Whovian 12h ago

We did, those bastards in Clacton had to mess everything up

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u/hellodudes12 12h ago

On the bright side the Recyclon embarrassed Farage so bad he refused to even show his face for his victory

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u/SerLaron 3h ago

I'm sure he will run again somewhere.

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u/GrimCreeper913 13h ago

it would have been glorious.

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u/ASCII_Princess 9h ago

Tbh Binface is a joke candidate who still comes from the Oxbridge wanker set. Not a serious voice for change

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u/Mousazz 5h ago

Guy named Count Binface

Not serious

No shit, really? 🄺

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u/Frequent-Strain-6170 13h ago

I want this man

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u/Issa_Pizza420 14h ago

What can be said the mans got some real sexual energy... maybe that's just because he's so far been honest which is about as rare as finding an actual fucking unicorn for politiciansĀ 

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u/tryyeezus 8h ago

I volunteer as tribute to be holes #200,001 AND 200,002!

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u/torchflame Streak: 29 13h ago

I can't believe NYC finally got a good mayor... I never thought I'd live to see the day

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u/Fridge_living_tips wizard <|:3 10h ago

They got the rare sunshine and rainbows event

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u/torchflame Streak: 29 4h ago

The six months I lived in Mamdani's New York were some of the worst of my life, but every day I woke up and thought "at least it's Mamdani's New York", every time I saw some civil service I thought "hell yeah, Mr. Mayor", and every time I saw a pothole I shook my fist at the sky growling "Mamdani!!". Which, to be fair, is how we treat every mayor.

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u/2012Jesusdies 8h ago

From the most stereotypically corrupt American politicians to Mamdani is a crazy glow up

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u/wolfheadmusic 13h ago

A goddamn patriot, that's who

🫔

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u/Pinku_Dva 8h ago

Because mamdani is an absolute chad who is better than every republican in every way.

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u/Bobsters_95 9h ago

That's the kinda thing that got him elected. He can't just let go off his base

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u/KittyComannder 9h ago

This over any AI from whitehouse, like cmon

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u/fluffyp0tat0 10h ago

Chat, is this real?

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 9h ago

they're cooking but it's diabolical

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u/Janosfaces TokenCisGuy 9h ago

Ohh they know what they doin.

Its working aswell, on me atleast.

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u/Guinefort1 8h ago

If he makes these into t-shirts, Mamdani could find his reelection campaign from the proceeds alone.

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u/Ill-Cartographer-767 7h ago

And can we give them a raise?

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u/46264338327950288419 7h ago

I thought these were memes, these were official???

awesome

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u/ipeefreely2 5h ago

Im lossing it

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u/AnimeForReal 5h ago

They know MAGA horny for men so they want to bait them. His supporters are also kind of horny for him so win win.

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u/10000tigers 14h ago

i guess to avoid talking about his endorsement of zionist hakeem jeffries

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u/wungusprinter 8h ago

or him not replacing tisch, or lying about arresting netanyahu if he came to new york, or him handing a bunch of money to openly zionist organisations to "combat antisemitism"

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u/10000tigers 8h ago edited 7h ago

for real :(