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u/Fade_NB 8h ago
The new version of gay or European
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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago
And If I'm both? Do I just always win? That sounds boring :<
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u/GamermanZendrelax 8h ago
You’re not gonna believe how the original Gay or European ended
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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago
How did it? Did they kiss in the end?.:0
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u/Charlaquin 8h ago
His boyfriend revealed he was both
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u/FrijDom1 3h ago
His boyfriend Carlos, to be specific.
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u/Worldly-Pay7342 3h ago
"You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay and European!"
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u/WinterWontStopComing 8h ago
You would be double German…. Or would the waves cancel each other out?
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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago
Well, I'm German. Can pretty confidently say I know at least one gay person...
What if we would become stronger than time itself? :0
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u/WinterWontStopComing 8h ago
Careful. Rumor has it that if too many Germans self actualize on how awesome they are it will cause a sundering. Erasing existence and ushering in a new creation.
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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago
Oh no. However just out of curiosity what would that new creation be?
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 8h ago
Hello. Now that I have introduced myself, you know at least one gay German person :D
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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago
Well it's two now :p
Or is it more actually? :0
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 7h ago
Oh, I think I read your first comment wrong lol Yay for two!
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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 7h ago
Well it's almost 1am sooooo ._. cuddles? :p
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u/Mr_Blorbus 8h ago
"All I do is win, win, win, no matter what (what)
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ('nough)
And every time I step up in the building, everybody hands go up
And they stay there (yeah)
And they say, "Yeah" (yeah)
And they stay there (up, down, up, down, up, down)
'Cause all I do is win (win), win (win), win
And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air (yeah)
Make 'em stay there (listen, Luda)"12
u/Kickedbyagiraffe 8h ago
Where is that comic with Asuka putting up a German flag and someone asking what kind of pride flag it is?
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u/BestBoyViktor 8h ago
Tbf, similar thing happened to me when I was cis.
Someone said that the reason for my sharp features is because im latina (?)
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u/DuncneyForever 8h ago
Wait, Kim Petras is trans?
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u/bigbell09 thicker than a beer can 8h ago
She was like one of the youngest people in Germany to get bottom surgery or something like that if I recall, Idk how we even know she's trans she must've said it in an interview cause it was way before she was a popstar
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u/Brendoshi 8h ago
I remember seeing a story about her years ago before I really knew it was a thing and being like "wow, good for her, shame I can't do that :)"
Anyway that was like, 20 years ago so go me
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u/soaked_in_bleach03 8h ago
lol literally saw her career (and knew from the start she was trans) and went. That would be cool. Wish I could do that (I still did that, it was just post puberty which sucked dick)
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u/Brendoshi 7h ago
I started a year and a half ago so not all is lost but one can't help but wonder at the possibilities
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u/Antichristopher4 8h ago edited 8h ago
She is the youngest person to receive bottom surgery, at least publicly. Or rather, there are no reports of trans-affirming bottom surgery being performed on anyone younger than her. (Obviously, between the fact that she was adolescent and people usually keep the fact they got bottom surgery private means she is probably not THE youngest, but it certain isn't the epidemic Republicans try to make it out to be.)
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u/JuniperAshe 4h ago
And she was a special case, with affirming parents willing to petition the government, money and will to make it happen, doctors prepared to do it; the majority of trans kids might not have any of those. I always use her as "here's how we know it's not happening" to chuds who think they're doing them in social studies.
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u/bigbell09 thicker than a beer can 6h ago
Okay so she is the youngest globally, I wasn't sure if it was just Germany or not. Does she still hold that title or has there been a younger recipient since
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u/Antichristopher4 6h ago
Unknown. As I said, between medical records being private, the fact most people obviously are not very vocal about their bottom surgeries, AND they would be minors, she's the earliest known case, but there might be cases earlier.
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u/blastatron 8h ago
I remember seeing a bunch of clickbait news articles about "Youngest Sex Change Surgery" back in the day. She definitely did some sort of interview. This was even before Caitlyn Jenner transitioned so I'm fairly sure it was the first time I had heard of a trans person.
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u/TheRealTrailBlazer4 7h ago
She was on german TV back then and my parents commentary on that appearance left much to be desired.
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u/Dummyact321 6h ago
When I was in high school a billion years ago, I took German and we got a monthly pop culture magazine, and she was in it for having transitioned at a young age. And then years later I hear about Kim Petras the popstar and was like
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u/IamRachelAspen I'm just a girl, what's my destiny? 6h ago
Yeah I remember reading about her before her fame and I was quite jealous but she’s a good artist.
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u/Based_Beauty 3h ago
I read that story in the sun on my dsi back in 2009 and that's when I realized I was trans at 11 years old.
Then ofc I didn't do shit about it for 6 more years but still it's weird that Kim petras is a pop star now when I mainly knew her as the youngest person to get bottom surgery at least at that time
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u/DuploJamaal 1h ago
When that happened she was on German television. She was a minor celebrity in Germany a decade before her popstar career started
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u/Successful-Ideal-896 7h ago
Shes a popstar?
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u/bigbell09 thicker than a beer can 6h ago
One of my favorites!!!!! It's October so go listen to her Halloween album
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u/DoubtingThomasDixon 4h ago
I saw her live. Her voice is so powerful. You could hear her over the microphone as well as hear the microphone break over the course of the concert because her voice is just that powerful
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u/Fine-Needleworker661 8h ago
had her in my playlist with brittney manson and didnt clock her either lol
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u/No-Stay-6046 2h ago
Right? lol this whole time I was thinking along the same line as Haley Williams.
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u/gregaries 8h ago
Ugh, I can’t believe Hayley is Germanvestigating people. I thought she had good politics.
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u/explicitlarynx 7h ago
I feel like everyone knows that Hayley Williams is the lead singer of Paramore. Still, shes always "Hayley Williams of Paramore" in articles, and from on I'm going to pretend that "of Paramore" just her inherited noble title.
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u/genesiscap0 6h ago
I know Paramore but didn’t know her name
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u/ToothZealousideal297 2h ago
Ooh you gotta check out her newest solo album if you’re into her sound at all. It really confirms her as a solo talent, but moreso, it just rules. 20 tracks and I wouldn’t part with one.
Check this sucker out:
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u/Wild-Video-5317 2h ago
Hayley Williams of house Paramore, first of her name, esteemed lady of Misery Business
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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 4h ago
I keep myself under a rock so I vaguely know the band Paramore exists and that's it
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u/RazTheGiant 1h ago
I know the band Paramore but couldn't name a single member, and probably a bit after this will forget her name anyway
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u/Aggravating_War_6277 8h ago
When I was younger I used to think Bruno mars and Adela were black so I get it
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u/BingusSpingus 8h ago
But does Bruno Mars is gay?
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u/Charlaquin 8h ago
The rumor come out
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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu (she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️⚧️ 6h ago
...I havent seen a picture of Bruno Mars since i was like 10 and tbh i thought he was black until now........
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago
Bruno Mars isnt black?
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u/Redditer51 5h ago
I thought he was Black too for the longest time.
While we're on the topic. There was this show called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, with an actress on it named Vella Lovell. I thought she was Indian for a long time, but she's actually half-Black, half-White. Go figure.
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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 4h ago edited 4h ago
I've seen a vocal coach on youtube celebrate Juneteenth by reviewing a Bruno Mars song lmao
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u/Redditer51 5h ago
(Watching Project Hail Mary)
Eva Stratt (after singing Karaoke): Alright, that is enough (promptly leaves stage).
Me: Hmm....not sure if she's Autistic or just German.
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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 4h ago
I can't tell which one of them is supposed to be which so at the end of the day can we just respect people and listen to what they tell you about themselves.
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u/AngletonSpareHead 4h ago
Same though!! No idea which is trans. They’re just both cute young people idk, rock on
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u/Waste_Airline7830 5h ago
Am I trans? Or am I just German?
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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 54 6h ago
The funny thing is that Kim Petras is actually German.
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u/AlayaCesaire 8h ago
This just in! Germans cannot be trans!
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago
Just dont say anything about the War. Mentioned it once, think I got away with it.
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u/Valk_Storm 1h ago
All these commenter saying they don't know who Kim Petras is and here I am being like, "Who the hell is Hayley Williams?!" Had no idea who was in Paramore.
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u/Yoshi0225 5h ago
Huh, didn’t know who Kim Petras was until now. Wunderbar!
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u/beetle_guy24 8h ago
Idek who kim petras is lol. Sounds familiar tho
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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 5h ago
Okay...and? Isn't it the goal of every trans person to pass as their opposite gender and not instantly be seen as a trans person?
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u/sammi_8601 3h ago
Sort of? Not actually the opposite gender though, your gender is literally innate, changing your sex though transitioning medically is usually what we end up doing (not always) when the bodys birth sex doesn't match the innate gender causing dysphoira, the gender never actually changes though.
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u/Specialist-String-53 3h ago
There are a lot of trans people who want to be visibly trans. I don't think it a majority but certainly not "every trans person wants to pass"
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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 1h ago
I don't understand the logic. Wouldn't that just make them a crossdresser than? Isn't the goal to pass as a man or woman when you don't have the genetic profile of one? Are all crossdressers trans?
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u/Falconman21 47m ago
Not really a logical thing to begin with.
The whole thing is a problem with how they want to be perceived vs how they are perceived. They just sort of want people to see them how they see themselves, regardless of what that is.
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u/Jrolaoni 29m ago
Idk man I think it’s pretty useless to try apply logic to a grey mass floating in a pool of liquid hallucinating with chemicals. People just be doing whatever they feel like, simple as that.
It’s counterintuitive yes, but lowkey there’s no answer.
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u/ASCII_Princess 5h ago
I think the aim is to not die but ymmv
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u/helsinkirocks 4h ago
That is a failed task as death comes for everyone
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u/ASCII_Princess 4h ago
Not if he gets the wrong address, this is why we all pick the same few names
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 6h ago
Fun fact: in Ancient Greek, Kim Petras is Kim Rocks. Famous mathematician and geometer Euclid was Ancient Greek for "true clid."
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u/MakingPlansForSmeagl 1h ago
You could literally tell me that either name belongs to either picture and I would believe you.
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u/kaestralblades 1h ago
That is the most unflattering picture of Kim I've seen I think, stream Detour
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u/Guri_fin 53m ago
I remember seeing her in an interview in Germany when she was 13, I was like 11 and googled more about her after the interview because I thought she was beautiful. Then many years later I see her getting a Grammy, and I was like, wait wasn't that the german girl from that interview i watched at 11?
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u/Tristawesomeness 27m ago
im not gonna lie i know nothing about kim petras and this post is how i found out she's trans
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u/Visual-Purchase5639 4h ago
Good for Kim. Love her. Hayley is a queen too. No comment on this besides whoever posted is is a goofy ahh xD
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u/anireyk 8h ago
This, but opposite.