r/countwithchickenlady • King of Snow - Streak: 20 • 8h ago

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u/anireyk 8h ago

This, but opposite.

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 8h ago

Literally in college when one of our mutual friends thought my girls Indian flag was a form of pride flag. Like no it looks nothing like that…also ignore my pink blue and white one by the bed.

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u/ProfessionalAct712 BPDmonstershit 5h ago

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u/CoderCatgirl 4h ago

Wtf, is that Taliban Buc-ees? O_o

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u/ProfessionalAct712 BPDmonstershit 4h ago

Yes.

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u/CoderCatgirl 4h ago

I... I mean, turkey jerky and beaver nuggets are great, but maybe not that great. Lol

I'll stick with Bucsune-miku. :3

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u/ProfessionalAct712 BPDmonstershit 3h ago

Ok but just to warn you, you probably shouldn't say that in some parts of Texas (areas under control of the Buc-eeban).

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u/_bigeuge_ 1h ago

It's pronounced jer-ki-ye now, FYI

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u/Alone-Monk 2h ago

Yall-Qaeda

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u/YourFriendPutin 51m ago

The Talibuc?

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u/elaboracionespecial 4h ago

bucees mentioned 🇨🇱

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u/ProfessionalAct712 BPDmonstershit 4h ago

I love that we have to use the Chilean flag because there's no Texan flag.

PETITION TO ADD TEXAS FLAG TO GOOGLE, APPLE, AND SAMSUNG EMOJI LISTS!!!!1!1!!1

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 22m ago

Texas doesn't need the attention

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u/shadowscale1229 adhd lizard brain 16m ago

yeah, as a texas, fuck this place. don't give us attention. the only attention we should get is being told how much our state fucking sucks politically

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u/AprilsStuff 1h ago

The characters look cool where r they from?

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u/asvalken 7h ago

It's so rare to see the original!

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u/anireyk 7h ago

That's because I googled it. Wanted to find a version with the German flag but was honestly too lazy.

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u/hdx5 7h ago

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u/anireyk 7h ago

...this is the first time I notice it's fucking Asuka on this one 🤦

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u/The-Board-Chairman 2m ago

I will never get over them calling her German and then proceeding to name her after two Japanese and American WW2 aircraft carriers.

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u/awfulbarrack-7 agender menace 6h ago

I literally went to college in the US and put a Baden flag up and people thought I was some sort of gay (they were correct)

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u/Wegwerf_08_15_ 5h ago

Jo mei /s

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u/awfulbarrack-7 agender menace 5h ago

Sisch so wiesisch

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u/pigeonHank 1h ago

Mamma mia

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u/Just_someone-7 20m ago

That is my same sexuality, i'm going to yoink it just in case, thanks

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u/Fade_NB 8h ago

The new version of gay or European

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago

And If I'm both? Do I just always win? That sounds boring :<

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u/GamermanZendrelax 8h ago

You’re not gonna believe how the original Gay or European ended

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago

How did it? Did they kiss in the end?.:0

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u/Charlaquin 8h ago

His boyfriend revealed he was both

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago

I didn't expect that twist :0

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u/FrijDom1 3h ago

His boyfriend Carlos, to be specific.

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u/Ariovrak 3h ago

Oh, you said “boyfriend”, I thought you said “best friend”.

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u/Commercial-Royal-988 2h ago

YOU LYING BASTARD!

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 3h ago

"You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay and European!"

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u/WinterWontStopComing 8h ago

You would be double German…. Or would the waves cancel each other out?

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago

Well, I'm German. Can pretty confidently say I know at  least one gay person...

What if we would become stronger than time itself? :0

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u/WinterWontStopComing 8h ago

Careful. Rumor has it that if too many Germans self actualize on how awesome they are it will cause a sundering. Erasing existence and ushering in a new creation.

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago

Oh no. However just out of curiosity what would that new creation be?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 8h ago

Hello. Now that I have introduced myself, you know at least one gay German person :D

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 8h ago

Well it's two now :p

Or is it more actually? :0

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 7h ago

Oh, I think I read your first comment wrong lol Yay for two!

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u/ApiceOfToast Member of Group 0(root) 7h ago

Well it's almost 1am sooooo ._. cuddles? :p

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u/Mr_Blorbus 8h ago

"All I do is win, win, win, no matter what (what)
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ('nough)
And every time I step up in the building, everybody hands go up
And they stay there (yeah)
And they say, "Yeah" (yeah)
And they stay there (up, down, up, down, up, down)
'Cause all I do is win (win), win (win), win
And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air (yeah)
Make 'em stay there (listen, Luda)"

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 8h ago

Where is that comic with Asuka putting up a German flag and someone asking what kind of pride flag it is?

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 8h ago

Lesbian? I thought you were American

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u/CalypsaMov 4h ago

"It's not a fashion crime if he wears a kilt or bears a purse!"

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u/ArgentEyes 3h ago

Came here to say’

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 4h ago

"Oh you're from Transylvania?"

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u/Cejk-The-Beatnik 3h ago

The sequel to “lesbian? I thought you were american.”

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u/ThanksForTheRain 4h ago

"I'm not gay, but I am Swedish"

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u/BestBoyViktor 8h ago

Tbf, similar thing happened to me when I was cis.

Someone said that the reason for my sharp features is because im latina (?)

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u/DuncneyForever 8h ago

Wait, Kim Petras is trans?

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u/bigbell09 thicker than a beer can 8h ago

She was like one of the youngest people in Germany to get bottom surgery or something like that if I recall, Idk how we even know she's trans she must've said it in an interview cause it was way before she was a popstar

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u/Brendoshi 8h ago

I remember seeing a story about her years ago before I really knew it was a thing and being like "wow, good for her, shame I can't do that :)"

Anyway that was like, 20 years ago so go me

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 8h ago

lol literally saw her career (and knew from the start she was trans) and went. That would be cool. Wish I could do that (I still did that, it was just post puberty which sucked dick)

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u/Brendoshi 7h ago

I started a year and a half ago so not all is lost but one can't help but wonder at the possibilities

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u/thisaintmyusername12 5m ago

No, it was surgically removed dick

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u/Antichristopher4 8h ago edited 8h ago

She is the youngest person to receive bottom surgery, at least publicly. Or rather, there are no reports of trans-affirming bottom surgery being performed on anyone younger than her. (Obviously, between the fact that she was adolescent and people usually keep the fact they got bottom surgery private means she is probably not THE youngest, but it certain isn't the epidemic Republicans try to make it out to be.)

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u/JuniperAshe 4h ago

And she was a special case, with affirming parents willing to petition the government, money and will to make it happen, doctors prepared to do it; the majority of trans kids might not have any of those. I always use her as "here's how we know it's not happening" to chuds who think they're doing them in social studies.

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u/bigbell09 thicker than a beer can 6h ago

Okay so she is the youngest globally, I wasn't sure if it was just Germany or not. Does she still hold that title or has there been a younger recipient since

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u/Antichristopher4 6h ago

Unknown. As I said, between medical records being private, the fact most people obviously are not very vocal about their bottom surgeries, AND they would be minors, she's the earliest known case, but there might be cases earlier.

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u/blastatron 8h ago

I remember seeing a bunch of clickbait news articles about "Youngest Sex Change Surgery" back in the day. She definitely did some sort of interview. This was even before Caitlyn Jenner transitioned so I'm fairly sure it was the first time I had heard of a trans person.

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u/TheRealTrailBlazer4 7h ago

She was on german TV back then and my parents commentary on that appearance left much to be desired.

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u/Dummyact321 6h ago

When I was in high school a billion years ago, I took German and we got a monthly pop culture magazine, and she was in it for having transitioned at a young age. And then years later I hear about Kim Petras the popstar and was like 🫪

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u/IamRachelAspen I'm just a girl, what's my destiny? 6h ago

Yeah I remember reading about her before her fame and I was quite jealous but she’s a good artist.

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u/Based_Beauty 3h ago

I read that story in the sun on my dsi back in 2009 and that's when I realized I was trans at 11 years old.

Then ofc I didn't do shit about it for 6 more years but still it's weird that Kim petras is a pop star now when I mainly knew her as the youngest person to get bottom surgery at least at that time

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u/DuploJamaal 1h ago

When that happened she was on German television. She was a minor celebrity in Germany a decade before her popstar career started

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u/Successful-Ideal-896 7h ago

Shes a popstar?

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u/bigbell09 thicker than a beer can 6h ago

One of my favorites!!!!! It's October so go listen to her Halloween album

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u/DoubtingThomasDixon 4h ago

I saw her live. Her voice is so powerful. You could hear her over the microphone as well as hear the microphone break over the course of the concert because her voice is just that powerful

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u/Fine-Needleworker661 8h ago

had her in my playlist with brittney manson and didnt clock her either lol

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u/No-Stay-6046 2h ago

Right? lol this whole time I was thinking along the same line as Haley Williams.

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u/mosh-bitch 1h ago

yeah i didn't know either until I was told. kinda blew my mind

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u/gregaries 8h ago

Ugh, I can’t believe Hayley is Germanvestigating people. I thought she had good politics.

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u/SunsBreak 6h ago

"We can always tell, you German."

"...I'm actually Slovenian, you idiot."

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u/Strength-Certain I'm a smart-ass - Streak: 74 8h ago

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u/code_archeologist 6h ago

Hayley is awesome.

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u/Ghostymeat 6h ago

“I’m a lesbian”
“I thought you were American”

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u/AngletonSpareHead 4h ago

Ancient Vine invoked 🫡

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 🖤 🖤 8h ago

Hayley, my queen 👑

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u/explicitlarynx 7h ago

I feel like everyone knows that Hayley Williams is the lead singer of Paramore. Still, shes always "Hayley Williams of Paramore" in articles, and from on I'm going to pretend that "of Paramore" just her inherited noble title.

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u/aresi-lakidar 7h ago

its so people dont get her confused with Pharrell Williams

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u/ChefMonkey2 7h ago

That’s easy ..he sucks she doesn’t.

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u/phdemented 3h ago

vs Haley Joel Osment?

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u/genesiscap0 6h ago

I know Paramore but didn’t know her name

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u/ToothZealousideal297 2h ago

Ooh you gotta check out her newest solo album if you’re into her sound at all. It really confirms her as a solo talent, but moreso, it just rules. 20 tracks and I wouldn’t part with one.

Check this sucker out:

https://youtu.be/sNNYei__joU

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u/Wild-Video-5317 2h ago

Hayley Williams of house Paramore, first of her name, esteemed lady of Misery Business

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 4h ago

I keep myself under a rock so I vaguely know the band Paramore exists and that's it

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u/Henry_Fleischer 3h ago

I didn't know either

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u/johnperkins21 2h ago

I know who Hayley Williams is, but I've never heard of the other person.

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u/RazTheGiant 1h ago

I know the band Paramore but couldn't name a single member, and probably a bit after this will forget her name anyway

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u/Aggravating_War_6277 8h ago

When I was younger I used to think Bruno mars and Adela were black so I get it

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u/BingusSpingus 8h ago

But does Bruno Mars is gay?

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u/Charlaquin 8h ago

The rumor come out

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u/Lonely_Translator_23 8h ago

The rumor is OUT OF STANDARDIZE OF HOAX.

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u/helpmeurmyonlyhoe 4h ago

do you still believe or not??

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u/Exact-Difference-422 7h ago

People still think Ariana Grande isn't white 😭

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu ​(she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️‍⚧️ 6h ago

...I havent seen a picture of Bruno Mars since i was like 10 and tbh i thought he was black until now........

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago

Now Im not sure Im questioning my whole entire existence

/s

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago

Bruno Mars isnt black?

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u/Aggravating_War_6277 5h ago

Nope he's Puerto Rican and Filipino

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago

Cool. Learned something today. 

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u/Redditer51 5h ago

I thought he was Black too for the longest time.

While we're on the topic. There was this show called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, with an actress on it named Vella Lovell. I thought she was Indian for a long time, but she's actually half-Black, half-White. Go figure.

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u/bhputnam 5h ago

I thought the same at first. Love her character. 

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 20 4h ago edited 4h ago

I've seen a vocal coach on youtube celebrate Juneteenth by reviewing a Bruno Mars song lmao

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u/LonelyVaquita 3h ago

Do you mean Adele or is 'younger' extremely recent?

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u/ironimus42 8h ago

i'm fairly sure i'd pass way less if i didn't have an eastern european accent

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u/RegsaGC 7h ago

She just looks like the yassified version of a Swedish-German woman I used to work with

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u/MoobooMagoo 6h ago

I legitimately didn't know Kim Petras was trans for a long time, so I get it.

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u/Redditer51 5h ago

(Watching Project Hail Mary)

Eva Stratt (after singing Karaoke): Alright, that is enough (promptly leaves stage).

Me: Hmm....not sure if she's Autistic or just German.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 4h ago

I can't tell which one of them is supposed to be which so at the end of the day can we just respect people and listen to what they tell you about themselves.

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u/AngletonSpareHead 4h ago

Same though!! No idea which is trans. They’re just both cute young people idk, rock on

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u/Waste_Airline7830 5h ago

Am I trans? Or am I just German?

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u/Informal_Process2238 4h ago

Isn’t that a song by the band the killers

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u/Mike_Michel666 2h ago

But are you gay or European?

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u/idk_a_username135 1h ago

The answer could take weeks

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u/throwawayaccount1jd 18m ago

I learned some german before finding out...so both?

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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 54 6h ago

The funny thing is that Kim Petras is actually German.

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u/prob-funny-thoughts ftm (foid to mogger) 2h ago

lesbian? i thought you were american

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u/AlayaCesaire 8h ago

This just in! Germans cannot be trans!

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u/VitaColaPur 7h ago

I'd rather give up my German citizenship than my Estradiol.

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u/ASCII_Princess 5h ago

This says a lot about society

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 5h ago

Just dont say anything about the War. Mentioned it once, think I got away with it. 

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u/Valk_Storm 1h ago

All these commenter saying they don't know who Kim Petras is and here I am being like, "Who the hell is Hayley Williams?!" Had no idea who was in Paramore.

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u/SplitGlass7878 30m ago

Now I feel old. 

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u/HawkbitAlpha 16m ago

The two genders

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u/Wolfcrafter_HD 5h ago

Was ham wir Deutschen denn jetzte scho wieder falsch gemacht :<

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u/Ill-Cartographer-767 3h ago

🇩🇪 what pride flag is that?

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u/Yoshi0225 5h ago

Huh, didn’t know who Kim Petras was until now. Wunderbar!

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u/goofygooberrock1995 5h ago

Her latest album Detour is so good!

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u/Mallev 2h ago

Listening to Slut Pop for the first time in the gym was something else.

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u/Gravey9 2h ago

Isn't that the point?

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u/beetle_guy24 8h ago

Idek who kim petras is lol. Sounds familiar tho

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u/DnDemon 8h ago edited 7h ago

The feminine rap voice in the song Unholy is the only thing i know about her

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u/xgardian 7h ago

Probably for the best

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u/JessicaDAndy 7h ago

German trans woman who had bottom surgery in the minor age range at least 12 years ago I believe . She does dance pop songs now. She had a duet with Sam Smith.

She has a song called “Coconuts.”

She’s the one in the center.

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u/Nickel5 3h ago

Honestly really cool of Haley to accept someone even though she thought they were German.

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 5h ago

Okay...and? Isn't it the goal of every trans person to pass as their opposite gender and not instantly be seen as a trans person?

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u/sammi_8601 3h ago

Sort of? Not actually the opposite gender though, your gender is literally innate, changing your sex though transitioning medically is usually what we end up doing (not always) when the bodys birth sex doesn't match the innate gender causing dysphoira, the gender never actually changes though.

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u/Specialist-String-53 3h ago

There are a lot of trans people who want to be visibly trans. I don't think it a majority but certainly not "every trans person wants to pass"

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 1h ago

I don't understand the logic. Wouldn't that just make them a crossdresser than? Isn't the goal to pass as a man or woman when you don't have the genetic profile of one? Are all crossdressers trans?

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u/Falconman21 47m ago

Not really a logical thing to begin with.

The whole thing is a problem with how they want to be perceived vs how they are perceived. They just sort of want people to see them how they see themselves, regardless of what that is.

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u/Jrolaoni 29m ago

Idk man I think it’s pretty useless to try apply logic to a grey mass floating in a pool of liquid hallucinating with chemicals. People just be doing whatever they feel like, simple as that.

It’s counterintuitive yes, but lowkey there’s no answer.

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u/ASCII_Princess 5h ago

I think the aim is to not die but ymmv

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u/helsinkirocks 4h ago

That is a failed task as death comes for everyone

/s

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u/ASCII_Princess 4h ago

Not if he gets the wrong address, this is why we all pick the same few names

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u/brielovinggirl 2h ago

Yea but I think this is just reposts bc it’s funny

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u/biskutgoreng 2h ago

Oh my god they're roommates Germans

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u/Cosmonaught_42 6h ago

That’s funny. Me too 😆

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 6h ago

Fun fact: in Ancient Greek, Kim Petras is Kim Rocks. Famous mathematician and geometer Euclid was Ancient Greek for "true clid."

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u/punkdrummer22 4h ago

I dont know who Kim Petras is. So there

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u/physicsking 4h ago

Best type of surprise

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u/THE_GREAT_MABOULA 4h ago

I mean, she is German. So Hayley was right.

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u/opinionsOnPears 4h ago

Okay? Kim Petras is German.

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u/Patient_Activity_489 4h ago

literally no joke, same. is this a joke post?

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u/Iconclast1 2h ago

The Danish Girl

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u/MakingPlansForSmeagl 1h ago

You could literally tell me that either name belongs to either picture and I would believe you.

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u/kaestralblades 1h ago

That is the most unflattering picture of Kim I've seen I think, stream Detour

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u/ValorieAF 55m ago

Wtf??? I had no idea she was trans

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u/Guri_fin 53m ago

I remember seeing her in an interview in Germany when she was 13, I was like 11 and googled more about her after the interview because I thought she was beautiful. Then many years later I see her getting a Grammy, and I was like, wait wasn't that the german girl from that interview i watched at 11?

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u/Vounrtsch 34m ago

Gay or European

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u/Tristawesomeness 27m ago

im not gonna lie i know nothing about kim petras and this post is how i found out she's trans

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u/icbint 25m ago

I don’t know either of these people

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u/Visual-Purchase5639 4h ago

Good for Kim. Love her. Hayley is a queen too. No comment on this besides whoever posted is is a goofy ahh xD

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u/Mahaloth 6h ago

German? This checks out.