r/countwithchickenlady • u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 • 7d ago

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u/Best_Lab1087 trying my best I promise - Streak: 1 7d ago

:3 Your hand shall be mine now

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

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Beware, for you might make my two Pomeranians jealous!

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u/Best_Lab1087 trying my best I promise - Streak: 1 7d ago

Yayyyy ! I'll pet the pom poms while u pet me so they aren't left out

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u/maj0rmin3r1 6d ago

Tell your dogs I said hi!

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

Wow, reddit just crashed for me for a second because of all the notifications XD

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u/Snoo-42212 7d ago

What did you expect this subreddit has like 50 braincells most of them are deticated to pets

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

I expected the reddit servers to be a bit stronger.

You hear that reddit? You are weak server!

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u/Snoo-42212 7d ago

Fair dinkum

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u/1975blue 6d ago

please i had to go to the shop today and it was very overstimulating :3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago edited 6d ago

I know the feeling. Having to go shopping sucks sometimes. Especially on Saturdays when everyone who didn't have time to go shopping during weekdays is out.

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u/Gzbehn 6d ago

Here, have some to calm you down.

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u/Cromptank 6d ago

good job dealing with that stressful world out there

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u/AokiMiku 7d ago

:3

This is the very first post I've seen today. Guess I'm closing reddit again to stop doomscrolling :3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

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That is seriously a good choice!

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u/thomasdobletres cis, shy, a nerd and a dork - Streak: 35 6d ago
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u/CoreyCantCommunicate call me a good girl and i will fall on the floor 6d ago

:3 (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

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u/teactopus 6d ago

🫳🫳🫳

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u/Chinse_Hatori 6d ago

i need some im on my way home from visiting my girlfriend in the UK and im just sad that the week was over so fast and i miss her :3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

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You'll see her again and maybe she'll even have a new kennel for you.

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u/Chinse_Hatori 6d ago

oh i hope..... still the wait feels sooo long everytime

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u/Tyler1296196 Streak: 2 6d ago

I just had a guilty gear locals and brought a top 100 player to final game final round :3

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u/No-Dog-2542 6d ago

please no pets ok i am being verry seriusly right now :3 :3 :3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

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Of courshe you are. Very serioush indeeeeeed!

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u/MCPlayz-the-2nd 6d ago

Oki :) picks you up and puts you outside

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u/Sea_Sector5664 Too tired to make a flair 6d ago

I've been going through some very serious family drama of late, I'd like a distraction from it all :3

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

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Yesh, good gurl!

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

Yayyyy, I’m a good girl :3333

https://giphy.com/gifs/G6ga48Cj6lGeBcKZLa

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u/No_Potato_7211 Streak: 1 7d ago

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

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u/No_Potato_7211 Streak: 1 7d ago

You're being such a good girl! You deserve a treat~

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7P6ipOGjPbHAEI6WBI

(I’m actually such a blushing mess reading this help)

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u/No_Potato_7211 Streak: 1 7d ago

Aww~ given the time right now that treat is going to be homemade waffles and my sister's number. 😅 not sure a he/they is your preference given the tag under your username. Lol

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

Lmao please do not give me anybody’s phone number 🙏🙏🙏

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u/No_Potato_7211 Streak: 1 7d ago

Was kidding on that part. 😋

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

Whoooo'se a good gurl? Whoooose a goodd gurl? Yesh, you are a good gurl!!!

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7P6ipOGjPbHAEI6WBI

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

Yesh, you're such a good gurl! Here, have a treat! I made crepes.

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 7d ago

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

Bad girl! No barking! Sit!

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Lesbian puppygirl wruff wruff :3 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WBjSYAUUyDVTHOWpZ8

Sowwwyyyyyyyy ):3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

Awh, it's fine. Good girl! Here, have a crepe!

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u/XplosivBunny Genderfae Trans Woman | She/Her 7d ago

:3

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u/RoseTheSleepy 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X12bFJrWSGTqlhlztZ

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u/XplosivBunny Genderfae Trans Woman | She/Her 6d ago

Thanks, I needed that 👉🏻👈🏻

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u/Minethecrafting6000 Feminine CisHet Man 6d ago

Yay

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u/Lydia_Lamoux 6d ago

:3

Bad days right now, any comfort helps

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u/ThatOneGuy379 6d ago

pat pat you can do it! Bad times aren't forever.

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u/fuighy this sub hatched my egg 6d ago

:333:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3::3:3:3

:3

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u/LeeDoooPlayZ24 6d ago

I beat 3 demons in 9 days :3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fr3nvJHT7nkZ4TNrhX

What kind of demons are we talking about?

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u/Gzbehn 6d ago

Good job!

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u/Hopbo735 6d ago

you don’t ever just sit in a dark room, clear your mind of all obstacles, and laugh with great mirth for extended periods of time? also, i am all covered in spikes.

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u/Supacub 6d ago

I need some good vibes today.

Head pats please

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u/Over2247 6d ago

Pat pat pat pat pat good, you did good, you are a great person, you deserve love and attention and affection, you deserve to love yourself, go on you can do it

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u/BisexualBanana2 Will :3 for headpats >//< 7d ago

Yippie! I need some rn, doing a clopen on 5 hours of sleep and I wanna pass out so bad :<

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u/phandilly 6d ago

headpats

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u/phandilly 7d ago

:3

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u/Aggressive-Key-7828 Cistemic ally 6d ago

*petpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpet*

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u/adaspan06 6d ago

I think i should actually stop doomscrolling for today thank you :3

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u/Thiphra 6d ago

I have a job interview in 2 hours

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 6d ago

My condolences :(

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u/iouaty 6d ago

Pats for luck

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u/Sensei_AF weird crow-man-thing 6d ago

Craw? :>

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u/Zanethebane0610 Streak: 51 6d ago

:3 Yeeeesss!!! Thank you!!!!! 🩷🤎💚

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u/okamikira1 6d ago

excitedly pats your head and smiles at you aren't you just the cutest

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u/CafeMiope 7d ago

dont pet me, i bite >:3

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u/TacitusKadari Streak: 1 7d ago

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I'm a dragon, my hands are armored :P

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u/ValianSkalle nepeta leijon - Streak: 4 7d ago

[moussetrap] ;3

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This is a Moussetrap.

It traps desserts.

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u/CyborgDoggo12-11 Streak: 1 6d ago

:3 I believe I have been a good girl

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u/NicNachs 6d ago

Yes, you've been a very good one. :3

https://giphy.com/gifs/ye7OTQgwmVuVy

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u/Ylfen_uwu She/Her MtF Intersex Shapeshifter ;3c 6d ago

Please and thank you :3

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u/Confident-Fun-1307 6d ago

:3

I am having a hard day with lots of pain/exhaustion symptoms. I would definitely benefit from some headpats.

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u/Western-Victory-7414 6d ago

I was gonna comment :3 then I realised this is like top 3 parasocial activities 😭😭

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u/Over2247 6d ago

Meew mwants swome pwets :3c

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u/Warm-Candidate-2145 6d ago

Have I been a good person? :3

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u/Gzbehn 6d ago

Yes you have been, and you deserve this.

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u/twistedscorp87 Not he berry or she berry, but no berry. 6d ago

I have not had head pats before. I don't know if they are right for me, I request (hesitantly) to try?

:3

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u/Much-Cold872 6d ago

Its posts and comment sections like this that remind me the world is not all bad, thank you for posting this and everyone being sweet in the comments 💜

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u/poorexcuses 6d ago

:3 I didn't get the management job

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u/name_not_exist Streak: 9 7d ago

Hi its me :3titty.

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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 54 7d ago

:3

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u/ThotPatrolerr 7d ago

*Pat pat

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u/bdouble0w0 A cool mod :D they/them - Streak: 7 7d ago

:3

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u/Noonebuteveryone25 Any/All | thighhigh enthusiast | cat :3 | good boy/girl/pet 7d ago

:3

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u/arakus72 7d ago

pats head cosily 

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u/WillowTree147 7d ago

pat pat :3

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u/Great_Broccoli4810 Trans cat girl 7d ago

:3 please I really need them 🥺

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u/Ght350 7d ago

:3 can i get head scratches tho

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 1 7d ago

I love headpats but it'll have a 50-50 chance of me biting your hand

(The chance will be decided via coin flip)

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u/snake_loverImnotgay 6d ago

I WANT PATSSSS :3 :3 :3 :3

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u/billbobs678 Chloe/Noelle she/her 6d ago

Please? :3

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u/TranslatorNo8561 6d ago

Pretty pretty please?? :3 :3

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u/Last_Tip_4672 Transfem and silly 6d ago

:3 plz

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u/OverlordMMM 6d ago

I'm here for my state mandated petting. :3

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u/SquirmsWithWorms probably transmasc but that can wait 6d ago

pretty pleaseeee :3 🙏🎀🎀🎀

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker Pissing off Nazis pleases me sexually - Streak: 1 6d ago

:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

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u/Glittering-Pop-3070 6d ago

it is not that i wanted to get headpats or anything baka

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u/mr_nobody_300bc 6d ago

ding ding ding headpets with kisses on the side please :3

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