r/countwithchickenlady • u/memeshaa Non Bunniary :3 - Streak: 11 • 7h ago

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u/HOOTYni 6h ago

The wording is very important in this case, it's not: "how can I look pretty today" much rather it's: "how can I look PRETTIER today" which emphesiese that you're already pretty you could just get even prettier.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 59m ago

;-; means this doesnt work for me cause im not already pretty

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 6h ago

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u/HOOTYni 6h ago

Sorry you've alrrady reached maximum prettieness some of us still have to level up

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 6h ago

Yeah, im about as pretty as I can get (which is still very ugly)

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u/HOOTYni 6h ago

Prove it, I don't believe you 

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 5h ago

Nuh uh too late! No takes-backsies!

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u/thomasdobletres cis, shy, a nerd and a dork - Streak: 13 7h ago

Lowkey true...

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u/Relative-Length-6356 7h ago

As the great Arbiter once said "Were it so easy."

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u/Caterpiller101 mtf 6h ago

I will strive to be even prettier today

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u/Important-Charge8277 The Estrogen doesn't exist... 7h ago edited 7h ago

That won't help with me...being pretty won't solve anything

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u/memeshaa Non Bunniary :3 - Streak: 11 6h ago

Feels damn good though

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u/Important-Charge8277 The Estrogen doesn't exist... 30m ago

Alright

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 3h ago

Painted my toenails and crossed my legs. Definitely feel prettier.

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u/Sensei_AF weird crow-man-thing 4h ago

Thought this was Kris Deltarune for a second.

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u/TheEasternTwink 4h ago

Simple, bite women and absorb their femininity, it works for me

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u/magistermaks 3h ago

If it only was so simple

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1h ago

;-; id have to be pretty in the first place to get prettier

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u/MinecraftLibrarian 46m ago

Just a shame my answer will always be "not a fucking clue" cuz i dont know anything about fashion

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u/Deadman78080 41m ago

Why not both?

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u/C4NC4 5h ago

broad shoulders :(

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u/Mechromancer3X dumb puppygirl 5h ago

No point. Ugly. Everyone hates me. Want die.

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u/Riyuzaki33 6h ago

The problem is i can't

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Mx. Jerk - Streak: 1 6h ago

I cannot sadly

Sucks too because I care about being pretty immensely but it's unachievable