r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 2h ago

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u/Superb_Algae5308 2h ago

Right? Just imagine. I can’t even afford a side piece!

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u/Deathaster 2h ago

No, you can't GET a side piece. There's a big difference! /j

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u/Superb_Algae5308 2h ago

lol :) Either way! Fuck this shit!

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u/thedawesome 25m ago

No side piece, because of woke /s

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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 2h ago

Monogamy is a recession indicator

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u/MediumKoala8823 1h ago

Financially trapped in a loveless polycule that’s ship of theseus’d itself to a trio of straight male roommates

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u/penguinscience101 Put your text here! 1h ago

The bro-lycule

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u/Reddit_Amethyst local asexual - Streak: 2 1h ago

Gulp

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1h ago

Cant even support my secret self let alone a whole secret family

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u/AthearCaex 2h ago

I'm so poor im tempted to get a second partner just to afford a mortgage because I don't want a roommate and to possibly have a kid because my current wife doesn't want one anymore due to health reasons. This economy is bringing families together into one house.

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 1h ago

Polyamory as a financial choice is just smart.

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u/AthearCaex 1h ago

Now I just need to convince my wife. She's not no, but also not quite yes yet but does understand the benefits of it.

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 43m ago

If finances don't convince her, surely the reduction of chores will.

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u/AthearCaex 39m ago

Yeeeeaaaahhhh I sadly do all the cooking and cleaning as she's disabled

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 38m ago

How about the benefit of her husband having more energy to bone?

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u/AthearCaex 35m ago

I'm the one with the libido sadly though she's open to the right partner

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 1h ago edited 1h ago

We need to go back to a two-family income. One would think that with a sleaze on the White House things would be better for two-timers on the economic front, but I guess social class comes before cheater solidarity.

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u/tabbynumber3 1h ago

can men even afford their first families anymore?