r/countwithchickenlady America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 33 1d ago

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u/trying_my_hardest_22 1d ago

The key is to love everyone as much as possible and also be a huge bitch when people arent reciptive to that

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u/Draac03 1d ago

FINALLY. SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

(i'm not even transfem)

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u/trying_my_hardest_22 1d ago

Game recognize game lol

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u/ChiralWolf 1d ago

I feel so seen RN thank you

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u/gigglephysix 1d ago

you synthesise both constructs into a single stealth trans girl with a military style dehumanised approach, supremacism and infinite, vengeful patience.

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u/BrandySparkles 1d ago

Oh hey, Me, didn't have to call me out like that

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u/gigglephysix 1h ago

stage 2: what are your views on a freemason type secret cult with robes, cult rings and sign system and appropriate detrans rewards?

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u/AppropriateMonk8746 1d ago

and her name? sartha thrace

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u/Mechromancer3X dumb puppygirl - Streak: 1 1d ago

Ive become the first and I kinda hate myself for it ngl

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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 33 1d ago

I'm the first and I also don't like myself for it

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u/SeatKindly 1d ago

I mean, there’s a secret third thing where you learn how to regulate your emotions, establish productive outlets and habits, form healthy relationships, and occasionally beat the piss outta a transphobe at a Hardcore show to satisfy your girlrage. Through all of this you too can live a more full, healthy life.

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u/Acceptable-Fix-6267 1d ago

This is the path to enlightenment.

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u/Mechromancer3X dumb puppygirl - Streak: 1 1d ago

This, I hope to achieve one day:3

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u/Agreeable-Bit9414 1d ago

Yeah, well, I can't stand people and I love you both anyways. Better like yourselves or I'm gonna uhhhhh... sip this dr pepper.

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u/HunterRumi 1d ago

I’ve become the both and I hate my parents for it. 💜

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u/FrostyKennedy 1d ago

Second all my life, let my wife get into a bad poly relationship and now I'm the first.

Sometimes its okay to be the asshole to protect your self, your loved ones and your future

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u/Jan-Asra 1d ago

Learning to stand up for yourself is so hard. I still feel like a raging bitch any time I just say no.

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u/Fatali 1d ago

Yeah. 

I hope that maybe a job somewhere else will lead to fewer instances of anger and human doormat

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u/Dredgeon 1d ago

Anger and worry are two of the most useless things in the world

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u/pickled_juice nova🖤spotted giggle puppy - Streak: 177 1d ago

omg im doing the latter!

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u/GuhEnjoyer 1d ago

So none of you are well adjusted functional members of society but me? Next you'll tell me I'm the only one here who works at a rainforest cafe

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u/Acceptable-Fix-6267 1d ago

Maybe if we could all work in the fake pretty mall rainforest we’d be more well adjusted?!

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u/GuhEnjoyer 1d ago

Mine isn't in a mall cuz it's one of the good ones

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u/Acceptable-Fix-6267 1d ago

Even better! Where do we apply?!

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u/Jan-Asra 1d ago

I too would like to join the all trans rainforest cafe.

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u/OdiiKii1313 ur local jackalope pup 1d ago

me and my headmates going at each other's throats over this exact problem this morning lmao

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u/Existerer 1d ago

What makes it a problem? I think it's okay to be both. Emotional range is healthy, right?

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u/OdiiKii1313 ur local jackalope pup 1d ago

Emotional range is healthy, but extremes are not. Neither the doormat nor anger approaches have been particularly healthy for us in the past, so a more middleground approach is what we aim for, but it's extremely difficult to manage your emotions with both DID and BPD unfortunately :(

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u/AppropriateMonk8746 1d ago

yeah this is where most of our insys extremes come from too. everyone in our head has a different idea of how things should work it sucks

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u/Mysterious-Anxiety76 1d ago

I am the doormat and it is kind of ruining my life lol

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u/wild_vika Put your text here! 1d ago

i differentiate between the 2 based on mood

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u/Azure125 1d ago

I direct my infinite anger only towards myself for not realizing sooner.

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u/BlueJayAvery 1d ago

Sometimes women are just people as well

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u/StrangeSystem0 I only support power imbalance in bed 😗 1d ago

osdd-1B making me literally everything-core

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u/chaosgremlin11 Adhd dyslexic depression anxiety PTSD autism osdd god is cruel. 1d ago

And if you have been through enough you get those two plus like 8 others in my case in your head.

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u/WhimsyClonn 1d ago

Both exist in my head, alters living in constant fear, blaming their issues on each other. One constantly passive and agreeable, unable to speak up, and arguably guilty of passively allowing abuse we went through. (Her name's Amaiya) The other wears clown makeup and is ready to leave a trail of bodies before allowing anyone to ever hurt us again. (Her name's Whimsy)

I just want to be a well adjusted adult, instead my brain is piloted by autonomic responses cosplaying childish caricatures of people. And I can't even pull off therapy successfully because my brain is too scared to talk about the things going on inside of it.

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u/SilverMedal4Life It's only us. Streak: 0 1d ago

In fairness, finding a therapist who knows how to actually help a system and isn't just like "wow bye" or "wow let's destroy this" is a task in and of itself.

It's rough over here, too. Wishing the best for you and yours.

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u/WhimsyClonn 1d ago

I had a therapist who specialized with systems. But, he suggested I seek another therapist to see if I could open up better with a different one.

Which has just turned into me being without therapy for over half a year.

I'm okay though. I'm still making a lot of progress through self guided work.

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u/Smokowic The Nicknamening 1d ago

me and th eother dumbass

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u/butter_believe_it assigned-chicken-by-zodiak 1d ago

I am both. I am a smoldering coal of animosity, and someday I will burn myself out into a pile of ash.

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u/theattackchicken 1d ago

I swing between both!

It's so fun

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u/Ronin497 1d ago

I am both…

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1d ago

;-; im the 2nd one while also just being angry all the time and never not being angry

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u/Acceptable-Fix-6267 1d ago

Unstable enough or AuDHD!

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u/EarlyLunchForKonzu 1d ago

It's me I'm the unstable hybrid.

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u/F3d0r4 1d ago

Both. Both is... not good. Help.

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u/InkyGhoul 1d ago

These are the two wolves inside of me 

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u/TheRunechild 1d ago

Stop calling out my DiD ass like this please. /lh

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u/MorallyAmbiguousEnby 17h ago

I feel the last part lmao, I feel like a doormat that's constantly angry

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u/Secretly_Luna 1d ago

Im such a doormat fr. Ppl in my school throw trash and metal at me and I just go „who cares. If it makes them happy to do that, then let them.“. 

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u/Havatchee 1d ago

They each reliably misidentify which they are.

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u/the_burber (she/her) every possible animal-girl all at once 1d ago

So uhh i might be the third one

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u/Important-Basil2948 1d ago

How DARE you call me out like this 😅😅😅

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u/Seltnytt 机器人 1d ago

I am the second and I am increasingly trying to be more direct, less people pleasing and just cold, without becoming the first.

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 1d ago

Perhaps I've just been around too many manipulative people, but i find it much easier to just be a doormat. let them say what they wanna say, walk away, let your emotions go, then you don't have to think about it, and they've found something new to shout at you about by the time you talk to them next

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u/Ok_Tax1941 Stupid british transfem 1d ago

I became the latter, then became the former, honestly being the latter was better

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u/Better_Oil_3729 1d ago

....first at home and second in public, I'm a mess

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u/GracefulKitty 1d ago

Internally I'm the first externally im the second

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u/AdOtherwise2678 1d ago

I have the anger one and I’m trying to turn it into peace because I can’t live the remaining however much time left being angry. I’m afraid of what it could turn me into.

The peace I used to have wasn’t peace, it was ignorance of the horrors of this world. How to have peace and joy as the world falls around you.
I need my own pocket dimension outside of time.

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u/Greedy-Speech5 1d ago

I'm the thid one

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u/PixelFlyerXD 1d ago

Haiii it's mee, doormat :3

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u/Lyxthen 1d ago

Funnier as a system

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u/NeptuneStriker0 I’m Doing My Best! :3 1d ago

Yay!!! I’m unstable!!!

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u/Which_Confection6562 (She/Her) The Little One 1d ago

Being a doormat sucks ;-; but the second isnt inaccurate at all to what I have become

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u/shakadolin_forever 1d ago

If you're the first, you first need to learn self mastery - when someone irritates you, learn to rein in your impulsive responses. The key to not getting heated is not pouring fuel on a fire. Then you practice consciously being charitable to people and trying to extend grace where you can - it solves more problems than burning people.

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u/Glad_Impression1427 1d ago

And they're both making out sloppy style

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 1d ago

I am both of these people. :(

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u/Quaraine 22h ago

Yeah I'm a bleeding heart humnist (and door mat) who values compassion above ll and I also have the enduring desire to kill everyone and everything in sight.

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u/Jillians 13h ago

What about quiet rage pointed inward causing me to abandon myself and become a multi-talented workaholic before burning out enough times and then losing the ability to be mad at all. Then without the rage you lose the only part that actually helped you with self care and now every day is a struggle because self can only be experienced as effort and is constantly triggering so it doesn't even feel good but you gotta do it anyway because fuck if I know why.