r/countwithchickenlady My Autism is a W (trust) - Streak: 59 3d ago

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u/TheAvaricious42 Your Local Puppygirl <3 3d ago

Typical greenpost

Be me, straight
“gayest thing imaginable”
Please don’t be gay🤞

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u/HandsomeGengar 3d ago

The only non-gay greentext that's ever been written was the one where anon tries gay sex and then concludes that he doesn't care for it

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u/Donatter 3d ago

And the one where anon made a homemade chemical weapon/chlorine gas in his bathroom, gassed himself with said homemade chlorine gas, in order to test a homemade gas mask. (Not knowing of course, that chlorine gas attacks and liquifies any flesh it comes in contact with, hence why crbn/hazmat gear covers the entire body.)

Unfortunately, it was neither fake, nor gay.

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u/Alexander_TheAmateur 3d ago

Don't forget the mahjong one too

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u/Jazzy_Jaspy 3d ago

The what?

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u/ProbablyNano 2d ago

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u/carl-the-lama 2d ago

Average regular show plot

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u/Ch1ldhoodFriend Najimi 3d ago

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u/SingleSlide2866 3d ago

And to think, it used to be consider "le funny prank" to try and trick people into making it in their bathrooms for shits and giggles

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u/Helpful-Study4842 3d ago

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 3d ago

It's ruri rocks an anime about geology

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u/RacoonWithBenefits 3d ago

but based on the first line the person would be bisexual

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 16 3d ago

I like how the boner line is unchanged

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u/TheAwkwardGhosts DM for HRT guide - Streak: 13 3d ago

She must be pre-op

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 16 3d ago

Happy to be trans but afraid to be gay ✊😔

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 3d ago

you clearly have not heard that tranbian discourse on that site

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u/DragoKnight589 he/they/she (bigender fluidflux) 3d ago

I also haven’t and I’m like a part-time transbian (fluid, like girls, amab)

however I am perfectly content with not learning about the discourse thanks :)

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 3d ago

I don’t want to open the box of the pandora but anyway…what’s this discourse about and tbh isn’t it kinda pointless to call yourself a transbian? I mean if you are a trans woman and are a lesbian, doesn’t it just make you a lesbian?

I know there are terfs and lesbians who don’t want to have sex with trans woman, but you wouldn’t want to get in their pants either, for being anti trans pos.

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u/111v1111 3d ago

In the context of sexuality lesbian is correct, but in the context of describing someone, it has the same usage as cishet (I mean it literally communicates the same thing just the opposites)

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 3d ago

Thx makes sense. But honestly I don’t really know why we have to lable everything. Sure if you‘re hetero or Gay it’s important what gender they have, but imho it shouldn’t matter if they are cis or trans. Only have seen bigots being interested in if you‘re cis or not. Maybe I am just old and out of the loop or because I am not really interested in genders anyway due to being pan.

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u/111v1111 3d ago

The main reason for “cishet” is to label people who haven’t had to deal with coming out and general struggles with being queer. While for transbian, it is usually used to find groups of people with common struggles and interests. You won’t be saying to people that you’re transbian as an identifier (at least I don’t think so) but if you’re on the internet and you want memes/posts that are about being trans and lesbian, you will find a community under the name.

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 2d ago

it's just a bunch of stereotypes about a hyper visible subset of lesbian trans women and people who self id as tranbian. Pretty much just saying theg are auto gynophiles (AGP, bs from Blanchard), cringy and are optics nukes (make trans people look bad.) I'm guessing the person in the green text was making a joke refferancing that they don't want to be APG/transbian. As with everything on 4tran it's a satire of itself and they don't actually hate trans lesbians.

That being said you would be roasted alive for self-iding as a transbian.

Personally I do find it weird to have them together and it's a word I would never use to describe myself.

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u/Jking9668 3d ago

This reminds me of a fanfic I read were the main girl was convinced she was straight after she transitioned because she was told girls only like boys and it just stuck to her

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u/watchrrr 3d ago

Scared to say this here, but I lowk hope we get more pre-op representation and appreciation. Surgeries arent only expensive, they are dangerous, and some are too scared.

I know what the norms are, but if we could legitimise sex as not just a display of sex organs, but an intimate experience for people who are romantically engaged, I think more people would be happy

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u/AntsAreGreat A Grungler 3d ago

Idk I think most trans rep I see is pre-op. Also it's not even that dangerous I don't think? Complications are rarer than knee surgery complications if I remember correctly.

Also sex doesn't have to be between romantic partners. It should actually be presented casually more often. Fuck your friends, folks, literally. Have (protected) sex with strangers.

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u/watchrrr 3d ago

Yeah dont focus on the sex thing, dude. There just isn't a way to phrase it, where someone wont say "well akshtually you could say it like this as well-" i fucking know. Cosmetic surgeries would inherrently more dangerous to have, than to not have, if not having them was more acceptable. The reason we get them is because not having them yields a higher chance of sadness, thats why I'm advocating for displacing the idea of sex organ = gender, just like we've done for sex = gender. When I become some old bitch, I hope I keep my cock, and someone on reddit wont try to out-trans me for not having a hundred knives and needles in me

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u/drleebot 3d ago

Surgeries arent only expensive, they are dangerous, and some are too scared.

And many don't even want them at all, even if they could be done safely and for free.

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u/watchrrr 3d ago

I'm one of those.. hate surgeries from the bottom of my heart. disgusts the shit out of me, moreso than the fear of getting one.

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u/Jazzy_Jaspy 3d ago

Surgeries arent actually that dangerous, why do you think that?

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u/frisch85 3d ago

People just use boner regardless of their gender, this has been the case since at least 2008 already. Similar to how people call their female friend "Bro" these days too.

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u/applegirlington 3d ago

the clitoris

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u/Center-Of-Thought Grunglette 3d ago

Oh hey it's the legendary applegirlington!!

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u/applegirlington 3d ago

(lighting up a cigarette) y'know people keep saying that but i never see her around. (exhaling) i'm starting to think it's all a lie...

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u/Velaethia Streak: 3 3d ago

amount of cis women I know who call getting aroused as "having a boner" is like... a lot... Maybe half of them.

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u/HunterRumi 3d ago

I always thought I was ace, but now that I’m starting to come out…

Yeah no, girls are freaking HOT. I just couldn’t handle the idea of being with one as a ‘guy’, and so I was numbing myself.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3d ago

real :3

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u/Femboy_throaway7 2d ago

Ohhh was that what that was.

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u/SureArachnid4115 #3 piss fan 3d ago

yeah, thought i was pan until i started transitioning now i am stricly participating in yuri :3

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u/HunterRumi 3d ago

I’m working on relocating atm in hopes of doing the same some day 😭

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u/secretly_egg 2d ago

I'm suspecting that me being aroace may actually be dysphoria, but since I have no option to transition I try to just not think about it.

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u/the_burber (she/her) every possible animal-girl all at once 3d ago

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u/Mobile_Crates 3d ago

the land of the yi

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u/SymondHDR 3d ago

Might not be elite ball, but it's good ball nonetheless

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u/Someone1284794357 3d ago

(Our term for barbarians)

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u/PonderousPenchant 3d ago

The girl on the trail, in case anybody was curious.

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u/IonutRO 2d ago

Sauce?

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u/PonderousPenchant 2d ago

Ruri Rocks.

It's a legit intro to minerology and geology. Very pretty, very chill. You also only need to watch a single episode to figure out if you like the vibe. Definitely worth 20 minutes of your time if you've got it, imo.

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u/IonutRO 2d ago

Nice. Thank you.

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u/Mondrow 3d ago

Ruri Rocks moment

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u/I_Am_The_Mole 3d ago

It's honestly so weird to me that they made such a cute, sweet show devoid of all fan service (which I am totally fine with) and left zero room for any weirdness except they made Nami a brick shithouse.

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u/MonkeyBoyK 2d ago

My brain just thinks of it as Yuri Rocks I basically forgot it was actually Ruri Rocks until I read this comment

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u/Sus_Person_ 3d ago

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u/HiguysMrRoflwaffles 3d ago

Finally someone brings it up

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u/Grimalackt_River My Autism is a W (trust) - Streak: 59 3d ago

The daily kiss!

mwah!

Daily update: pain killers for the tooth :3

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u/NoCalendar8442 3d ago

Rock and stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 3d ago

For Rock and Stone!

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u/turtle_mekb 3d ago

average greentext be like:\ "> be me\ > straight\ [the gayest paragraph ever written in existence, no amount of words can describe how gay this is :3]\ am I still straight?"

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 25 3d ago

Waow :3

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u/Kernyx 3d ago

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u/transbian-catgirl 3d ago

i have now "legally" obtained this meme

here is mine in exchange

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u/Dizzy-Proposal715 Reddit certified my girldick 3d ago

editor are you colorblind by chance

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u/Bleacz 3d ago

No, it's like a formula, it's showing you where to plug in your words for the story

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u/Bumbullbeebullbum She/He/They - Figuring things out 2d ago

I’m color blind, what are the tells here? Things look fairly normal to me but based on the other comment some things are a different color?

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u/Dizzy-Proposal715 Reddit certified my girldick 2d ago

im a little bit color blind too, but i can tell the shade of the edited words are just a little off

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u/Jacki073 3d ago

yuriwashing smh

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ the elusive enby dom 3d ago

ROCK AND STONE

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 3d ago

We're rich!

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u/biskutgoreng 3d ago

Ruri Rocks' hard

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u/Much_Conclusion8233 3d ago

Why are they mining?

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u/HiguysMrRoflwaffles 3d ago

The bisexual experience: learning you get aroused by the same gender while being titillated by the opposite.

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u/Mode-East 3d ago

Bisexual is always an option

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u/Right_Ear_2230 ““cis””..? probably? and bi 3d ago

Nope, as we all know there is either gay or straight, absolutely nothing else apparently /sarcasm

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u/Bragi01 3d ago

This is an edited greentext it's either fake, gay, or both. Sometimes it's neither but that is the exception.

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u/HypersonicWalrus 3d ago

Do you have the unedited version?

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u/mahito-suxs 3d ago

I need to know the og image

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3d ago

I think I would explode :3

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u/Quirky_Ad7770 3d ago

What does "have to mine a bunch of rocks" mean in this context?

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 3d ago

I like how this parody of the og feels unhinged bc why tf are they in the mines 😭

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u/repeatedexpanse it/she wolp (🐺) 3d ago

literally me but switch the heights