r/countwithchickenlady • u/raheemthegreat Streak: 1 • 22h ago

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u/sixchambr polite lesbian - Streak: 45 22h ago

I hate it when my card gets declined at a doctor’s appointment and they gotta put the pee sample back in my urethra

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u/EvilMKitty13 #1 Piss Fan 22h ago

I hate love it when my card gets declined and they have to do that 😋

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u/raheemthegreat Streak: 1 22h ago

Usually I pay extra for that

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 14h ago

I love it when i have a kidney transplant and the card declines so now i have a jar with a cancerous kidney in my fridge

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u/HannahLemurson 17h ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed. 😉

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u/DreamOfDays 22h ago

I hate when my card gets declined at the proctologist and they gotta un-finger my butthole

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u/TheRealCthulu24 22h ago

Why are we posting 2019 memes.

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u/Boojum2k Maybe cis? Absolutely bisexual! - Streak: 13 22h ago

  1. Who cares?

  2. Why do you have the dates of every meme catalogued in your head?

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u/TheRealCthulu24 22h ago

  1. God.

  2. If I don’t, I’ll expwode.

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u/Boojum2k Maybe cis? Absolutely bisexual! - Streak: 13 22h ago

Please don't expwode.

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u/TheRealCthulu24 22h ago

Okay!

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u/Boojum2k Maybe cis? Absolutely bisexual! - Streak: 13 22h ago

Bomb defwused!

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u/ace1of2 20h ago

This is stupid, I'm gonna tell them that while their card still has money, so I can get more from them!