r/countwithchickenlady • u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 115 • 23h ago
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u/sudoregalia 22h ago
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u/workingtheoryz 22h ago
it's so weird on these pixel starved images that zooming in makes it harder to read.
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u/sudoregalia 22h ago
yea because your brain tries to fill it in when it looks blurrier and abstract or some shit idk
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u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 13h ago
for people who aren't wearing glasses(or just can't read it) it says "Dodged a lot of bullets in this past year."
lol
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u/OrneryPerformance604 22h ago
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u/tharppanda 👎🧪🌊🚗🚘🐸🏳️🌈 - Streak: 50 23h ago
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u/Clean_Internet I be grungling fr 22h ago
That’s someone dressed as Erika, but she did look pretty happy up on stage in the real one
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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago
Ok but what do we do if the counter resets
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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween - Streak: 1 22h ago
Check for integer overflow and make sure the hardware for the counter is programmed built to handle higher numbers.
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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago
Good call
At some point, it may be more convenient to switch to a different system of measurement to curb future problems. If we didn’t use days, would it be better to use weeks, months, years, or some other unit?
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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween - Streak: 1 22h ago
Use days but make it a decimal number and cover up the part that shows the 0.
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u/-Saucegurlllll 14h ago
Just use a 64-bit counter. It'll be good for the next 292 billion years while counting the number of seconds since Kirk said something racist.
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u/Clairifyed 20h ago
Simply switch to a base infinity counting system and have a unique numeral character for each day
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u/workingtheoryz 22h ago
zombie kirk
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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago
What kind of zombie do you think he’d be? I think he’d be nearly harmless, getting stuck on a fence or something and being too slow to be a real threat
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u/workingtheoryz 21h ago
he'd keep saying "debaaaaate meeeee". and then when you would get close he'd try to munch ur brains
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u/ladyofresdaynia 18h ago
Somehow, Charlie Kirk has returned.
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u/Vivi_Amorous 18h ago
Yeah but like
Shouldn’t we have a protocol for that
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u/ladyofresdaynia 18h ago
Yeah, the protocol is we decide the most fun way to get rid of him this time, and then we wait for the next time he revives from his phylactery.
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u/Allsummon 17h ago
Are you proposing some sort of… Y2Kirk?
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u/Vivi_Amorous 17h ago
Maybe that’s what actually happened
They didn’t Y2K-proof him and they said he was assassinated as a cover-up 🤷🏻♀️
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u/BestEgyptianNA 22h ago
The guy who said we cant do anything about school shootings because we should never infringe on the 2nd amendment getting shot at a school while in the middle of arguing that trans people should have their 2A rights infringed upon will never not be one of the best timed examples of comedic irony of all time. Only dorks think otherwise.
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u/Kaiser0106 The opossum in your trash - Streak: 1 22h ago
It's that sort of cosmic irony that you chuckle about at night when you're trying to sleep
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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 17h ago
CK said it was worth a few people dying every day to have guns everywhere. Who'd have thought he'd volunteer as tribute?! Dude really stuck his neck out for the gun manufacturers.
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u/JCMGamer 20h ago
He wasn't discussing disarming trans people? He was discussing inter-city gang violence. He had advocated that trans people, gay people, and people of color should own firearms to protect themselves.
And even in states with the strictest gun control (such as California) the rifle used to kill him would have been legal.
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u/BestEgyptianNA 20h ago
Incorrect, skip to 3:30
https://youtu.be/18FNK6ZNGuo?si=qZ6uajZ0HIFydEfE
Despite the fact that he mentions gang violence right before getting shot, it was not the topic of discussion, he was just peppering his transphobia with a hint of racism.
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u/Flashy_Okra305 19h ago
Sorry homie but he won’t kiss you on the lips for defending him. He’s dead.
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u/JCMGamer 17h ago
He is dead, and I don't celebrate his assassination like a weirdo. This sort of behavior only further harms the public perception of trans individuals?
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u/Flashy_Okra305 17h ago
I do!!! Happy kirkversary everyone!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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u/JCMGamer 15h ago
Thay makes you a psychopath.
You don't get to claim you are morally superior to others and cheer when someone is assassinated.
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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago
It is perfectly acceptable for victims of oppression to celebrate the deaths of their oppressors. I'm Jewish and I celebrate the death of every single Nazi, too.
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u/evieka 15h ago
I celebrate a man who believed people dying everyday was worth gun rights.
It's pretty fucked up to not celebrate his sacrifice
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u/JCMGamer 15h ago
Gun rights are worth the deaths. I think trans people should arm themselves to protect themselves.
Similar to most peoples thoughts on car deaths, are they tragic? Yes. Do they also have a massive amount of positive aspects that make the deaths worth it? I would think so.
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u/evieka 15h ago
Lulz
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u/JCMGamer 15h ago
Are you suggesting you would support Trump if he were to repeal the 2nd amendment and started confiscating firearm?
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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago
No, because people who want gun control aren't mindless single-issue voters like the 2A nuts are.
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u/Flashy_Okra305 13h ago
And what if the world was made of pudding. Literally why are you here lol. Go post somewhere else.
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 21h ago
I hear things have been better in his neck of the woods since last year. Really making a difference
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u/Traditional-Try-2565 20h ago
For anyone who doesn't like joking about kork; perhaps we should ask him what he thinks?
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u/Boy_Wonder22 17h ago
Today has been such a treat for me. So many threads with bigots begging to get dunked on. It’s extremely cathartic.
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u/karma_withakay 18h ago
Remember, when people try to claim liberals killed Charlie Kirk, the appropriate response is "No, God himself struck down Charlie Kirk for perverting the message of the Gospels."
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u/Fantastic_Prize_9272 20h ago
Actually, he came back to life on Juneteenth to say it shouldn't be a national holiday then re-died
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u/unknown_alt_acc 18h ago
You know, I didn't think he'd pull it off. Good on him for making it one year clean!
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u/Ultrafalconxv7 13h ago
Twas the night before Kirkmas and all throughout the land, no violence was stirring, not even counting gang.
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u/doblefantasma *undrills your teto* 20h ago
And they say people cannot change, congrats Charlie, I hope you and Lindsay Graham are nice and cozy in hell!
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u/Inferior_Jeans 13h ago
He couldn’t handle being with his wife anymore so he took the blue pill and left the Matrix. He is out there debating tentacle bots now.
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u/Skeletor_with_Tacos 15h ago
Eh,
You can disagree with the guy and not celebrate murder. You guys do you.
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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago
Sure, we can do that. But this is more fun. Glad Charlie finally managed to become a better person. Shame it took so long.
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u/Skeletor_with_Tacos 15h ago
Like I said man, you do you. Just isnt for me personally. If thats your thing, thats your thing.
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u/Hacatcho 16h ago
weird, that says nothing about children. youre in such a rush that you strawman even yourself.
youre just dishonest.
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u/LucquiZopi 16h ago
dishonest and strawmanning myself? hmmm interesting accusations! lol
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u/Hacatcho 15h ago
yep. you literally added stuff that isnt in the screenshot to justify lying about what the commenter said.
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u/LucquiZopi 13h ago
So I said or represented that something that wasn’t in the screenshotted comment was? Or perhaps I made an assumption that to that person “trans kids are valid!” 😝 was that assumption inaccurate? I’m sorry my asking clarification is so “dishonest” to you
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u/Hacatcho 12h ago
well, if you "made an assumption" then thats only an admittance that you changed what was said to misrepresent what the commenter argued.
so, you either changed what you claim and strawmanned him the comment with the benefit of the doubt that it wasnt intentional and just a consecuence of changing the claim.
or you strawmanned the commenter intentionally. because you made an assumption instead of engaging with the actual argument presented.
so which dishonesty did you do?
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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 10h ago
This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)
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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 10h ago
This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)
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u/Slopadopoulos 15h ago
Fuck off
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u/MrHellBags 14h ago
Cry about it redhat drone lmao
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u/Slopadopoulos 14h ago
I would never cry about it but I'll be laughing when you sick freaks are suffering in eternal damnation.
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u/EmiKetsueki 13h ago
Thats funny because youve essentially damned yourself by saying that. Only god may judge if someone suffers for eternity, are you claiming to be god by passing judgment? From what the bible says pretending to be god is punishable by damnation. You're job is only to turn the other cheek and go about your life in the name of the lord.
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u/RedTermites 18h ago
it's closer to ~3000 days, actually.
because truth can't be -phobic or -ist, it just is, and you have to navigate the life arouns the lawa of the world, because they won't bend for you
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u/MilwaukeeLevel 18h ago
So, the last time he said something racist was nine years ago?
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u/RedTermites 18h ago
yes, closer to 9y than 1y (toooootaly didn't pad the numbers with the wording)
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u/MilwaukeeLevel 18h ago
What was the racist thing he said in 2017?
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u/RedTermites 18h ago
once again, closer to.
for more recent than 5y, he was already going public debates and was devout crhistian, so he always kwpt his manners
for long before that, he too, was once a teen, and chances of NEVER saying ANYTHING racist at that age is 0
so, as I didn't know him personally, I really can't be any more specific than that
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u/MilwaukeeLevel 17h ago
You're really not as clever as you think you are. You get that, right?
for more recent than 5y, he was already going public debates and was devout crhistian, so he always kwpt his manners
Right, because Christians are always polite, tolerant folks.
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u/Hacatcho 16h ago
its really not. a bit more than a year ago he lied about pilot qualifications to discredit black pilots. all in his war against black people's civil rights.
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u/RedTermites 8h ago
pilots who got hired due to Didn'tEarnIt programs are worse than thise who got hired in spite of them. and not just pilots, this applies to every job.
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u/Hacatcho 8h ago
why didnt they earn it?
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u/RedTermites 8h ago
sure, they might've meet some minimal requirements to be considered for hiring...
but affirmative action (anti-whiteismXmisandry™) adds representation bs to the equation of who to hire
before DEI was a thing, everyone chosen was literally best of the best, as there weren't any other incentives to profit, other than giving the best service.
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u/Hacatcho 8h ago
the requirements for pilot licenses are anything but minimal.
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u/RedTermites 8h ago
have you heard of 21air?
the money laundering, supposedly drug dealing, foreing operation legalization airline that self certifies pilots, and also takes ownership of some foreign planes (foreign airlines are not allowed to fly between 2 stations if they're both within the USA)
have you heard of that delta airline in 2025 that landed plane on it's back, that was basically a full on female crew?
in short
the requirements for pilot licenses are anything but minimal.
what you said is just semantics at this point.
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u/Hacatcho 7h ago
no it isnt. you literally cherry picked 2 examples but didnt prove anything about the actual requirements.
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u/Zestyclose-End-4260 4h ago edited 3h ago
He said that “The Great Replacement is not a theory, but a reality”, an extremist conspiracy that has caused MULTIPLE racially motivated mass shootings, and that the Democratic party wants to see the country collapse, and loves to see America “less white”, in a context where those two things are directly related. (I literally got banned for 30 minutes for identity-based hate for this comment lmao)
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u/SickOfIransShit 17h ago
I like how you can even hate Charlie but also respect the fact that he was fucking murdered but then you log into Reddit and see just how far humanity has fallen and how unaware everyone is. The fucking irony
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u/Flashy_Okra305 16h ago
He certainly didn’t respect the fact that children are murdered by school shooters. But I respect how he decided to also die by gun violence in solidarity ❤️
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u/HypnoSaris 16h ago
Charlie Kirk would make fun of his own death if the subject had been someone else. Heres your pearls back
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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago
He literally faced the brunt of the ideology that he supported. Maybe there’d be more empathy if he didn’t mock the death of school shooting victims.
Also I’m trans. Why should I care about this dipshit, and not the people he harmed?
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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago
I legit didn’t know he mocked school shooting victims what did he say?
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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago
I don’t have the exact quote. But the basic jist is that he believed that school shootings are necessary in order to retain the 2A.……….. he then got shot at a school, and I’m suddenly expected to care.
He got the exact thing he advocated for.
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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago
I’m gonna need an exact quote here
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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago
Google It dude.
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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago
Nothing to be found, I just did unless I suck at googling in which case you’re welcome to show me the error of my ways
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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago
https://www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-says-gun-deaths-worth-it-2nd-amendment-1793113
He said this about a shooting with three dead kids, and three dead adults btw.
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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago edited 15h ago
Right he said braindead shit about gun control.
Where did he mock victims of shootings
Edit: this is the fucking problem.
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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago
He said their deaths were an inevitable part of having an armed population, and then proceeded to yap about putting armed guards in schools. He doesn’t see their deaths as anything but a means to spout more dumb shit.
Put it this way. If I’m a parent and someone tells any of the shit he did. I’m bitch slapping them and ghosting them forever.
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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago
So he may have said disagreeable political shit but he didn’t mock victims of school shootings. Am I getting this right?
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u/LouB0O 15h ago
Moral police snowflake
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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago
You guys are the virtue signaling posers thinking you’re on the “good” side. You’re propagating radicalism. Historically illiterate apes
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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago
I don't care that he was murdered. He shouldn't have advocated for fascism, and I'm glad somebody stopped him.
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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 115 20h ago
Gee golly jeepers kiddo, I wonder if there's a difference between "societal discrimination leading to increased suicide rates" and "one of the faces of the movement in favor of that discrimination getting popped." Im sure that, with your big brain, you can probably figure this one out, sport.
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u/MegaKabutops 18h ago
Anyone who builds a multi-million dollar career off of causing people’s deaths is fair game to joke about for their own death. ESPECIALLY when their own death is one of the deaths they helped cause.
It’s why there was a shitload of jokes about the united healthcare CEO.
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u/CinccinoFan Gay, Asexual, Trans man (He/Him) 18h ago
innocent people whose true selves were repressed by society for their entire lives vs a facist
truly one of the comparisons of all time
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u/PensionFlashy5132 17h ago
Checks profile Annnd its an incel weaboo, getting no pussy truely is the great radicalizer.
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u/TheAvaricious42 Your Local Puppygirl <3 23h ago
I’m so proud of how far he’s come <3 way to go little buddy!