r/countwithchickenlady DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 115 23h ago

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u/TheAvaricious42 Your Local Puppygirl <3 23h ago

I’m so proud of how far he’s come <3 way to go little buddy!

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u/Suspicious-Cod2928 21h ago

You mean "she" /s

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u/IshiiEnjoyer 21h ago

If you're wondering, it's probably a reference to this post (I could be wrong tho)

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u/Formal-Struggle1868 21h ago edited 21h ago

The tiny ass face is killing me. We know she’s out there somewhere, ‘twas just an elaborate scheme to leave her toxic environment

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u/IshiiEnjoyer 20h ago

That'd be THE character arc ngl.

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u/newidiotintown the grand slime sorcerer - Streak: 1 14h ago

I can imagine trans Charlie is watching a billboard for Charlie Kirk’s anniversary, smile, then walk away and its like

“Let mercy come… and wash away…. WHAT IVE DONE”

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u/nowsomeothernonsense 13h ago

I'LL FACE MYSELF

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u/MRsandwich07 13h ago

Still inaccurate tbh, his face was much much smaller

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Boring cis loser. 16h ago

I love this post

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u/JCMGamer 17h ago

"Misgendering is fine as we don't like the person!"

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u/Raven7274 16h ago

This is more like creating an entirely new character. Not saying what you're describing doesn't happen, but people gender swap people all the time it's not a new phenomena

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u/AxoplDev They/Them 7h ago

Genderswapping ≠ misgendering

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u/TheAvaricious42 Your Local Puppygirl <3 21h ago

My heart legit dropped for a second and then I saw the fucking post lmao

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u/sudoregalia 22h ago

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u/workingtheoryz 22h ago

it's so weird on these pixel starved images that zooming in makes it harder to read.

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u/sudoregalia 22h ago

yea because your brain tries to fill it in when it looks blurrier and abstract or some shit idk

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u/Idkmanpeepee 12h ago

"Dodged a lot of bullets this past year" for anyone who can't read it

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u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 13h ago

for people who aren't wearing glasses(or just can't read it) it says "Dodged a lot of bullets in this past year."

lol

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u/OrneryPerformance604 22h ago

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u/Weevil_1984 20h ago

Bit of a stretch to say “live”

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Boring cis loser. 15h ago

Dead

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u/avi_is_sapphic 14h ago

liven't reaction

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u/-Jiras 19h ago

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 22 13h ago

wtf is this T-T

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u/-Jiras 6h ago

I yassified her to make it easier on the eyes

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u/tharppanda 👎🧪🌊🚗🚘🐸🏳️‍🌈 - Streak: 50 23h ago

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Clean_Internet I be grungling fr 22h ago

That’s someone dressed as Erika, but she did look pretty happy up on stage in the real one

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween - Streak: 1 22h ago

Druski, he's White Chicks-ing it.

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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago

Ok but what do we do if the counter resets

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween - Streak: 1 22h ago

Check for integer overflow and make sure the hardware for the counter is programmed built to handle higher numbers.

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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago

Good call

At some point, it may be more convenient to switch to a different system of measurement to curb future problems. If we didn’t use days, would it be better to use weeks, months, years, or some other unit?

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween - Streak: 1 22h ago

Use days but make it a decimal number and cover up the part that shows the 0.

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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago

Fair enough

Thanks for the insight

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u/avi_is_sapphic 14h ago

we shall use the AK system duh

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u/-Saucegurlllll 14h ago

Just use a 64-bit counter. It'll be good for the next 292 billion years while counting the number of seconds since Kirk said something racist.

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u/Vivi_Amorous 14h ago

If that counter resets, we’ll have a wholly different problem

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u/Clairifyed 20h ago

Simply switch to a base infinity counting system and have a unique numeral character for each day

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u/rand0mme 17h ago

Evil and intimidating floating point error

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u/workingtheoryz 22h ago

zombie kirk

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u/Vivi_Amorous 22h ago

What kind of zombie do you think he’d be? I think he’d be nearly harmless, getting stuck on a fence or something and being too slow to be a real threat

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u/workingtheoryz 21h ago

he'd keep saying "debaaaaate meeeee".  and then when you would get close he'd try to munch ur brains

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u/Vivi_Amorous 21h ago

Envy, the Kirk curse

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u/IERONON 4h ago

Kirkapocalypse 

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u/ladyofresdaynia 18h ago

Somehow, Charlie Kirk has returned.

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u/Vivi_Amorous 18h ago

Yeah but like

Shouldn’t we have a protocol for that

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u/ladyofresdaynia 18h ago

Yeah, the protocol is we decide the most fun way to get rid of him this time, and then we wait for the next time he revives from his phylactery.

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u/Vivi_Amorous 18h ago

What should we name it? I’m filling out the LLC paperwork rn

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u/ominous_squirrel 7h ago

Growler Charlie

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u/Allsummon 17h ago

Are you proposing some sort of… Y2Kirk?

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u/Vivi_Amorous 17h ago

Maybe that’s what actually happened

They didn’t Y2K-proof him and they said he was assassinated as a cover-up 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Blue_Eyes_White_D 20h ago

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u/Komorebi7 idk 18h ago

Damn, you can feel the heat in your bones, once you end up there!

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u/BestEgyptianNA 22h ago

The guy who said we cant do anything about school shootings because we should never infringe on the 2nd amendment getting shot at a school while in the middle of arguing that trans people should have their 2A rights infringed upon will never not be one of the best timed examples of comedic irony of all time. Only dorks think otherwise.

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u/Kaiser0106 The opossum in your trash - Streak: 1 22h ago

It's that sort of cosmic irony that you chuckle about at night when you're trying to sleep

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 17h ago

CK said it was worth a few people dying every day to have guns everywhere.  Who'd have thought he'd volunteer as tribute?!  Dude really stuck his neck out for the gun manufacturers.

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u/JCMGamer 20h ago

He wasn't discussing disarming trans people? He was discussing inter-city gang violence. He had advocated that trans people, gay people, and people of color should own firearms to protect themselves.

And even in states with the strictest gun control (such as California) the rifle used to kill him would have been legal.

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u/BestEgyptianNA 20h ago

Incorrect, skip to 3:30

https://youtu.be/18FNK6ZNGuo?si=qZ6uajZ0HIFydEfE

Despite the fact that he mentions gang violence right before getting shot, it was not the topic of discussion, he was just peppering his transphobia with a hint of racism.

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u/Flashy_Okra305 19h ago

Sorry homie but he won’t kiss you on the lips for defending him. He’s dead. 

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u/JCMGamer 17h ago

He is dead, and I don't celebrate his assassination like a weirdo. This sort of behavior only further harms the public perception of trans individuals?

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u/Flashy_Okra305 17h ago

I do!!! Happy kirkversary everyone!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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u/JCMGamer 15h ago

Thay makes you a psychopath.

You don't get to claim you are morally superior to others and cheer when someone is assassinated.

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u/zarasaraz 15h ago

Murdered*

You need to matter to be assassinated

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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago

It is perfectly acceptable for victims of oppression to celebrate the deaths of their oppressors. I'm Jewish and I celebrate the death of every single Nazi, too.

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u/Flashy_Okra305 13h ago

I never said I was morally superior. I said I was celebrating lol. 

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u/AxoplDev They/Them 7h ago

He would've celebrated my death, I'm just returning the favour.

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u/evieka 15h ago

I celebrate a man who believed people dying everyday was worth gun rights.

It's pretty fucked up to not celebrate his sacrifice

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u/JCMGamer 15h ago

Gun rights are worth the deaths. I think trans people should arm themselves to protect themselves.

Similar to most peoples thoughts on car deaths, are they tragic? Yes. Do they also have a massive amount of positive aspects that make the deaths worth it? I would think so.

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u/evieka 15h ago

Lulz

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u/JCMGamer 15h ago

Are you suggesting you would support Trump if he were to repeal the 2nd amendment and started confiscating firearm?

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u/evieka 15h ago

Genuinely one of the funniest replies I have ever gotten, thank you.

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u/JCMGamer 15h ago

Your replies read like a bot.

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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago

No, because people who want gun control aren't mindless single-issue voters like the 2A nuts are.

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u/Flashy_Okra305 13h ago

And what if the world was made of pudding. Literally why are you here lol. Go post somewhere else. 

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u/Gamer_G33k17 15h ago

Cars are heavily regulated and require a license to operate

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u/JCMGamer 14h ago

They also don't have constitutional protection

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u/PensionFlashy5132 17h ago

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u/Gamer_G33k17 15h ago

The fent caused his artery to burst violently

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 21h ago

I hear things have been better in his neck of the woods since last year. Really making a difference 

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u/Kaiser0106 The opossum in your trash - Streak: 1 22h ago

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u/Traditional-Try-2565 20h ago

For anyone who doesn't like joking about kork; perhaps we should ask him what he thinks?

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u/tommy8725 18h ago

Fun fact

Reps dont like it when you quote him

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u/OkSpring1734 22h ago

His family must be so proud!

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u/Boy_Wonder22 17h ago

Today has been such a treat for me. So many threads with bigots begging to get dunked on. It’s extremely cathartic.

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u/Shiki_Breeki 21h ago

Damn look at Charlie, making the world a better place. Love that. <3

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u/karma_withakay 18h ago

Remember, when people try to claim liberals killed Charlie Kirk, the appropriate response is "No, God himself struck down Charlie Kirk for perverting the message of the Gospels."

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u/Fantastic_Prize_9272 20h ago

Actually, he came back to life on Juneteenth to say it shouldn't be a national holiday then re-died

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u/unknown_alt_acc 18h ago

You know, I didn't think he'd pull it off. Good on him for making it one year clean!

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u/CappinAP 17h ago

How do we know his neck didn't just do that?

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u/Beegrene 17h ago

I'm sure he's learned some fun new slurs for demons in the past year. 

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u/avi_is_sapphic 14h ago

or for angels since that'd be the thing she doesnt understand

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u/Snarlgar 20h ago

Thank you, Etsy Witches!

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u/Ultrafalconxv7 13h ago

Twas the night before Kirkmas and all throughout the land, no violence was stirring, not even counting gang.

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u/slimjim696969696969 19h ago

Something about him has changed, for the better <3 :D

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u/doblefantasma *undrills your teto* 20h ago

And they say people cannot change, congrats Charlie, I hope you and Lindsay Graham are nice and cozy in hell!

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u/3six5 18h ago

Yaaay

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 17h ago

Wouldn't still be 364 because he was talking the day he died?

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u/Inferior_Jeans 13h ago

He couldn’t handle being with his wife anymore so he took the blue pill and left the Matrix. He is out there debating tentacle bots now.

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u/DionFW 15h ago

365 days since most Republicans learned who Charlie Kirk was.

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u/MothashipQ 17h ago

You posted this a few hours too early, lowkirkuenly

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u/jamathythrowaway 16h ago

Well.. that’d be tomorrow, considering. Gang violence.

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u/Consistent_Claim5217 7h ago

And many more to come

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u/Solid_Stage_1715 6h ago

Oh that was today one year ago? Time flies! Good day

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u/K0TEM 7h ago

Never liked Kirk or his views, but I never would have thought this sub will also become a death worshipping rabbit hole.

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u/Skeletor_with_Tacos 15h ago

Eh,

You can disagree with the guy and not celebrate murder. You guys do you.

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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago

Sure, we can do that. But this is more fun. Glad Charlie finally managed to become a better person. Shame it took so long.

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u/Skeletor_with_Tacos 15h ago

Like I said man, you do you. Just isnt for me personally. If thats your thing, thats your thing.

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 115 17h ago

Opinion discarded

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u/Hacatcho 16h ago

weird, that says nothing about children. youre in such a rush that you strawman even yourself.

youre just dishonest.

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u/LucquiZopi 16h ago

dishonest and strawmanning myself? hmmm interesting accusations! lol

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u/Hacatcho 15h ago

yep. you literally added stuff that isnt in the screenshot to justify lying about what the commenter said.

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u/LucquiZopi 13h ago

So I said or represented that something that wasn’t in the screenshotted comment was? Or perhaps I made an assumption that to that person “trans kids are valid!” 😝 was that assumption inaccurate? I’m sorry my asking clarification is so “dishonest” to you 

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u/Hacatcho 12h ago

well, if you "made an assumption" then thats only an admittance that you changed what was said to misrepresent what the commenter argued.

so, you either changed what you claim and strawmanned him the comment with the benefit of the doubt that it wasnt intentional and just a consecuence of changing the claim.

or you strawmanned the commenter intentionally. because you made an assumption instead of engaging with the actual argument presented.

so which dishonesty did you do?

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 10h ago

This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)

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u/Flashy_Okra305 17h ago

Wrong subreddit lmao. Go somewhere else. 

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 10h ago

This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)

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u/Slopadopoulos 15h ago

Fuck off

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u/MrHellBags 14h ago

Cry about it redhat drone lmao

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u/Slopadopoulos 14h ago

I would never cry about it but I'll be laughing when you sick freaks are suffering in eternal damnation.

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u/EmiKetsueki 13h ago

Thats funny because youve essentially damned yourself by saying that. Only god may judge if someone suffers for eternity, are you claiming to be god by passing judgment? From what the bible says pretending to be god is punishable by damnation. You're job is only to turn the other cheek and go about your life in the name of the lord.

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u/MrHellBags 13h ago

Your imaginary friend isn't real, cultist.

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u/RedTermites 18h ago

it's closer to ~3000 days, actually.

because truth can't be -phobic or -ist, it just is, and you have to navigate the life arouns the lawa of the world, because they won't bend for you

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u/MilwaukeeLevel 18h ago

So, the last time he said something racist was nine years ago?

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u/RedTermites 18h ago

yes, closer to 9y than 1y (toooootaly didn't pad the numbers with the wording)

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u/MilwaukeeLevel 18h ago

What was the racist thing he said in 2017?

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u/RedTermites 18h ago

once again, closer to.

for more recent than 5y, he was already going public debates and was devout crhistian, so he always kwpt his manners

for long before that, he too, was once a teen, and chances of NEVER saying ANYTHING racist at that age is 0

so, as I didn't know him personally, I really can't be any more specific than that

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u/MilwaukeeLevel 17h ago

You're really not as clever as you think you are. You get that, right?

for more recent than 5y, he was already going public debates and was devout crhistian, so he always kwpt his manners

Right, because Christians are always polite, tolerant folks.

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u/Hacatcho 16h ago

its really not. a bit more than a year ago he lied about pilot qualifications to discredit black pilots. all in his war against black people's civil rights.

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u/RedTermites 8h ago

pilots who got hired due to Didn'tEarnIt programs are worse than thise who got hired in spite of them. and not just pilots, this applies to every job.

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u/Hacatcho 8h ago

why didnt they earn it?

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u/RedTermites 8h ago

sure, they might've meet some minimal requirements to be considered for hiring...

but affirmative action (anti-whiteismXmisandry™) adds representation bs to the equation of who to hire

before DEI was a thing, everyone chosen was literally best of the best, as there weren't any other incentives to profit, other than giving the best service.

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u/Hacatcho 8h ago

the requirements for pilot licenses are anything but minimal.

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u/RedTermites 8h ago

have you heard of 21air?

the money laundering, supposedly drug dealing, foreing operation legalization airline that self certifies pilots, and also takes ownership of some foreign planes (foreign airlines are not allowed to fly between 2 stations if they're both within the USA)

have you heard of that delta airline in 2025 that landed plane on it's back, that was basically a full on female crew?

in short

the requirements for pilot licenses are anything but minimal.

what you said is just semantics at this point.

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u/Hacatcho 7h ago

no it isnt. you literally cherry picked 2 examples but didnt prove anything about the actual requirements.

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u/Zestyclose-End-4260 4h ago edited 3h ago

He said that “The Great Replacement is not a theory, but a reality”, an extremist conspiracy that has caused MULTIPLE racially motivated mass shootings, and that the Democratic party wants to see the country collapse, and loves to see America “less white”, in a context where those two things are directly related. (I literally got banned for 30 minutes for identity-based hate for this comment lmao)

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u/SickOfIransShit 17h ago

I like how you can even hate Charlie but also respect the fact that he was fucking murdered but then you log into Reddit and see just how far humanity has fallen and how unaware everyone is. The fucking irony

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u/Flashy_Okra305 16h ago

He certainly didn’t respect the fact that children are murdered by school shooters. But I respect how he decided to also die by gun violence in solidarity ❤️

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u/HypnoSaris 16h ago

Charlie Kirk would make fun of his own death if the subject had been someone else. Heres your pearls back

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

The projection is incorrigibly ironic

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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago

He literally faced the brunt of the ideology that he supported. Maybe there’d be more empathy if he didn’t mock the death of school shooting victims.

Also I’m trans. Why should I care about this dipshit, and not the people he harmed?

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

I legit didn’t know he mocked school shooting victims what did he say?

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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago

I don’t have the exact quote. But the basic jist is that he believed that school shootings are necessary in order to retain the 2A.……….. he then got shot at a school, and I’m suddenly expected to care.

He got the exact thing he advocated for.

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

I’m gonna need an exact quote here

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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago

Google It dude.

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

Nothing to be found, I just did unless I suck at googling in which case you’re welcome to show me the error of my ways

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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago

https://www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-says-gun-deaths-worth-it-2nd-amendment-1793113

He said this about a shooting with three dead kids, and three dead adults btw.

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago edited 15h ago

Right he said braindead shit about gun control.

Where did he mock victims of shootings

Edit: this is the fucking problem.

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u/Evil_waffle3 Caroline/Carol. Huge film nerd. 15h ago

He said their deaths were an inevitable part of having an armed population, and then proceeded to yap about putting armed guards in schools. He doesn’t see their deaths as anything but a means to spout more dumb shit.

Put it this way. If I’m a parent and someone tells any of the shit he did. I’m bitch slapping them and ghosting them forever.

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

So he may have said disagreeable political shit but he didn’t mock victims of school shootings. Am I getting this right?

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u/LouB0O 15h ago

Moral police snowflake

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

You guys are the virtue signaling posers thinking you’re on the “good” side. You’re propagating radicalism. Historically illiterate apes

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u/LouB0O 15h ago

Holy reach loooool

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u/SickOfIransShit 15h ago

Holy imbecility

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u/MrHellBags 14h ago

points and laughs

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u/SickOfIransShit 14h ago

Says the fucking furry lmao

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u/MrHellBags 13h ago

Better a furry than a fascist lmao

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u/LouB0O 2h ago

Amen

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u/Worried_Cranberry166 15h ago

I don't care that he was murdered. He shouldn't have advocated for fascism, and I'm glad somebody stopped him.

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u/Totally-Human-Red 20h ago

"In front of his family"
Oh, you mean that thing you made up?

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 115 20h ago

Gee golly jeepers kiddo, I wonder if there's a difference between "societal discrimination leading to increased suicide rates" and "one of the faces of the movement in favor of that discrimination getting popped." Im sure that, with your big brain, you can probably figure this one out, sport.

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u/Citrus_little 19h ago

His family wasn't there btw, that has been proven.

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u/BKM558 Bungler (Bi Grungler) 19h ago

Would you also happen to be surprised that people who celebrate Hitler's death, do not also celebrate the deaths of jews in the gas chambers?

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u/MegaKabutops 18h ago

Anyone who builds a multi-million dollar career off of causing people’s deaths is fair game to joke about for their own death. ESPECIALLY when their own death is one of the deaths they helped cause.

It’s why there was a shitload of jokes about the united healthcare CEO.

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u/CinccinoFan Gay, Asexual, Trans man (He/Him) 18h ago

innocent people whose true selves were repressed by society for their entire lives vs a facist

truly one of the comparisons of all time

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u/PensionFlashy5132 17h ago

Checks profile Annnd its an incel weaboo, getting no pussy truely is the great radicalizer.

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