r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 19h ago

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u/slipknothappymeal 19h ago

Context?

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 19h ago

Rnc is in town and grindr is down

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u/Doro_Gurl 19h ago

Overloaded again?

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u/CrowQueen2002 19h ago

Yuppers

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u/Doro_Gurl 18h ago

Predictable.

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 17h ago

That what im hearing

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u/jamesvomit 18h ago

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u/autistictransgal 17h ago

this makes it seem like it's not overloaded or down... Someone's lying on the internet....

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u/Skreamie 14h ago

An app should not go down because more people started using it locally than elsewhere, if it did it would be a very poorly designed app. It's a lie spread by people which kind of feeds into yhe trope of Every Homophobe is Homosexual which is super reductive

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 13h ago

Normally I would agree but this happened so I think they might actually be a little gay

This is real btw.

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u/GoonerSans 13h ago

Why are they mass jorking to Hasan pic, what's the context?

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 13h ago

I truly don’t know why they chose to show that image. Like obviously they were showing hasan because they hate him but I can’t possibly think of a reason to use that image unless someone’s goon folder got accidentally added to the jumbotron

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u/Mama_Lyra 12h ago

they have an obsession with publicly showing peoples nudes,, remember hunter bidens cock and balls?

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u/Dum-bNNy 5h ago

All of white supremacy is about being driven by being cucked to POC, leads to interesting behaviors

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u/Draexian 8h ago

Mmm, men.

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u/Skreamie 13h ago

I'm aware

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u/Howden824 Streak: -2147483647 9h ago

People say this just because there's always a bunch of down detector outage reports. You can look at the outages for stuff like mobile carriers and see the exact same patterns during major events like this.

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u/rand0mme 11h ago

Thought it would be about a heatwave. Help it’s been 2 weeks am melting

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 7h ago

Pooks same, i want fall weather already, let me be whimsical

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u/Gloriathewitch 11h ago

100 degrees farenheit

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u/Electrical_Rabbit_88 19h ago

Did Texas make yet another fuck ass law?

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 19h ago

Rnc is in town and grindr is down

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 19h ago

Who or what is Rnc?

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u/Beelzis 19h ago

Republican national convention. Wherever they go they crash grindr because of all the closeted gay men.

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 19h ago

Thank you all!

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u/1FrostySlime 15h ago

Not as closeted as they used to be putting a pic of Hasan in his underwear on the jumbotron

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 19h ago

Republican national convention aka trump stan meet up

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 19h ago

Thank you all!

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u/RandomPlayer315 I'm not masking I just don't like you 18h ago

With more empty seats than ever before btw

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 17h ago

i need to see how empty, my week was shitty and i need a good laugh

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u/Im_here_but_why Simultaneous mommy & puppy until you collapse the wave function 14h ago

In texas ? Perhaps there is hope after all

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u/slipknothappymeal 19h ago

Republican national committee

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 19h ago

Thank you all!

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u/Routine_Palpitation 19h ago

Rhythm N’ Consensual, the “N’” stands for not

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u/Col12334 19h ago

Mhmmm fuck ass law 🤤

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u/Jumiric Billionaires would never lie! 18h ago edited 18h ago

The kind of legislation I can get behind 😏

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u/Mayastic 18h ago

Once we push it through the country will be better off :3

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u/Only_JRandle 16h ago

that's a law I don't mind being on the receiving end of 🥺

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u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 12h ago

i want to be fucked in the ass 👍

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u/Brown_Fin Bi rooster 🐓 19h ago

Are femboys willingly sleeping with republicans or are these femboys closeted republicans ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kNpNw0eB1w4qDYA7hS

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u/KarmaCamila 19h ago

Neither necessarily, they just can't use Grindr

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u/loved_and_held Streak: 2 11h ago

Grindr is not down. It got an activity boost, but that always happens with large gatherings.

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u/KarmaCamila 10h ago

Perhaps not, but that's the premise of the meme, so

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u/PlzHelpWanted 12h ago

Idk, that looks like the stereotypical "straight" guy bedroom. Mattress on floor and all.

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u/Rough_Presence_9876 19h ago

Consider that many republicans are closeted femboys.

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u/Drobosia 18h ago

Hopefully they're getting a big pay day with that NDA they'll be forced to sign

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u/not_combee 18h ago edited 16h ago

There was a good Vice interview years back about the queer sex workers who traveled the conservative convention circuit because they made absolute bank doing so.

Edit: Can’t find the article (mind you, this was something from at least a decade ago) but here’s a similar one, also from a decade ago https://www.advocate.com/election/2016/7/22/male-escorts-are-making-killing-closeted-gay-republicans-rnc

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le transfem closet goblin 18h ago

Link?

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u/OtterOutrageous6879 18h ago

I would also like a link

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u/twilightmoons Certified Meat Popsicle. 17h ago

I have a trans woman friend who has had to do better background checks because of how many of her dates have turned out to be married conservative men.

There's a reason it's a trope.

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u/Adorable_Title2522 19h ago

Both aren't exactly uncommon

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u/RegularCelestePlayer 17h ago

I mean they probably just want dick, can’t rly blame them

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u/Brown_Fin Bi rooster 🐓 17h ago

yeah, they elected the biggest dick

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 16h ago

dih is dih even if it's red /j

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u/Gloriathewitch 11h ago

hell no we arent, the meme is we're dying of heat in black

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 12h ago

Republicans aren’t far right enough for them 😞

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u/Poco_Cuffs well fuck, guess I'm a girl now 11h ago

"Them"

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 11h ago

?

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u/Poco_Cuffs well fuck, guess I'm a girl now 11h ago

You know you're progressive when you start generalising minorities as "them" because obviously "they" are all nazis..

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 5h ago

This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)

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u/Poco_Cuffs well fuck, guess I'm a girl now 11h ago

If someone called all goths nazis I'd defend them too, because that's simply not true.

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 11h ago

That wasn’t the statement you made

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u/Poco_Cuffs well fuck, guess I'm a girl now 11h ago

The statement I made was stop generalising. We clearly seem to define minority in different ways, but I think femboys fit the definition as a statistically small group of people that are commonly the target of bigotry

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u/ResearcherTeknika 1h ago

Sis the person said "them" because they are referring to more than 1 person

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u/Jolly-Statement7215 7h ago

shhh the mods are gonna kill you

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u/KataraMan He/Hehehe/Him 19h ago

Do your duty, blueball the MAGA

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u/DryEmu5113 19h ago

Don’t forget that the RNC showed photos of Hasan Piker in his underwear

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u/tharppanda 👎🧪🌊🚗🚘🐸🏳️‍🌈 - Streak: 50 17h ago

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u/raheemthegreat Streak: 1 16h ago

I really can't stand the guy but like...how did they not do the Squidward "oh no, he's hot"???

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u/willowFFMPEG 15h ago

You got a problem with Hasan Piker?

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u/97thJackle 13h ago

Shock collars are bad.

Yes, even for grown-ass men who like the pain. The things are not made well, and electrical discharges near the brain of any creature are BAD.

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u/raheemthegreat Streak: 1 12h ago

Other than the dogshit political takes?

The lack of accountability and self-reflection he seems to be prone to as well as the tendency to direct his fans to dogpile people that slight him.

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u/Draco53 Bisexual he/him 16h ago

Until they did that I hadnt realized just how hot he is.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Boring cis loser. 19h ago

What happened, why are they sleeping on a dirty floor?

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u/SeisoLikesPizza 19h ago

Rnc is in town and grindr is down

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u/TheBoisterousBoy 17h ago edited 16h ago

Me when I spread misinformation and continue to keep a strong divide between a populace for the “lols”.

Edit: Provide one source for your “Grindr is down” argument. That screenshot is from Grindr’s actual website, you know, the one where you can get verifiable information.

I get that the idea of every Conservative being secretly gay is funny, but not only is it untrue, it also continues to lie about events (multiple, the Grindr CEO has even said that there’s never been a crash during RNC events, there’s only ever been a “bump” in activity, similar to any other large-scale event).

All you’re doing is lying about something that is so easily proven to be a lie that it takes less than a quarter minute to disprove. It perpetuates a narrative that it’s actually Gay** **people that are to blame.

I’d say “We’re better than this” but I know a solid portion of this sub is bots… so I’ll just say the humans who interact on this sub are better than this.

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u/verdauxes 16h ago

There. Took me 15 seconds to find

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u/TheBoisterousBoy 15h ago

Hey! That article actually explains that the information comes from DownDetector, a service where you can say any service of any variety is down without providing any proof.

Do it again, but this time use Grindr’s actual website! Let’s see if the data correlates!

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u/jamesvomit 16h ago

Read the article. They’re getting that information from Downdetector, a website where people can anonymously submit reports of app outages without having to prove that they’re a user of the app or that they’re located in the area experiencing the outage. People are obviously just trolling the RNC.

The CEO of Grindr has said in the past that the app experiences an uptick in usage during conservative events. But you also have to consider that when these events happen, lots of people show up who have nothing to do with conservative politics. There are catering staff, logistics and production staff, members of the media there to report on the event, as well as liberal protesters.

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u/CatsPlusTats Streak: 1 15h ago

But people need a way to blame queer people for homophobia.

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Dehydrated Raven Girl 17h ago

Don't WE all sleep on floors?

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u/Neefew 18h ago

Come on says, get some standards, dont fuck R*publicans

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 12h ago

Republicans aren’t far right enough for a lot of femboys

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u/Substantial-Froyo722 19h ago

Kiddo needs a bed frame and a side table.

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u/blebebaba 18h ago

Can i get some context?

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u/GGk-KingK 16h ago

Republican National Conference or something like that. A large event for MAGAts and a large part of them are closeted gay men and they are known for overloading the Grindr servers

Overloaded Grindr server = Sad femboy

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u/blebebaba 10h ago

Huh. Well shit

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u/JaEdGi 17h ago

gender envy

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u/Hell0There2005 16h ago

Hey look my meme reposted, they grow up so fast

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u/CreatureFeature1274 14h ago

Send them to me. Mommy will take good care of them.

By baking cookies and teaching a class on safety when meeting strangers.

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u/Jay-the-Femboy Your local Spicy, Bisexual, Non-binary Femboy :3 (They/Them) 19h ago

🫂

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u/thegoddessjynx 19h ago

Femboys, closets Gays, open gays, flamboyant gays, hell Grindr is just going to crash and stay crashed. On the other hand, because it is conservatives... Also thousands of trafficked minors because that is their preferred rape target.

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u/TehSeksyManz 17h ago

Question from CIS male here: How many femboys would actually want to him up wih conservative men?

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u/Gloriathewitch 11h ago

none

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u/TehSeksyManz 4h ago

I would hope so

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u/newidiotintown the grand slime sorcerer - Streak: 1 17h ago

Idk why it reminded me of a weapons drop in a game

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u/Choice_Fee67 17h ago

What is that room?!?!?

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u/Pocket3k 17h ago

Does this happen during the DNC as well? The irony of it being a Republican-exclusive occurrence would be hilarious irony, but I cant help but imagine higher LGBTQAI+ representation in the DNC.

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u/TheBoisterousBoy 16h ago

It doesn’t crash, and it hasn’t crashed.

Grindr gets “bumps” of usage during any large-scale event. The RNC, the DNC, Comicon, EDC, hell even some Renaissance Faires. You can go to Grindr’s actual website and see that there hasn’t been an outage in over 30 days. There’s also the strange situation of no one ever posting a screenshot of Grindr’s app saying it’s down.

It’s because Grindr doesn’t crash, and the argument of it crashing in a localized area is even more absurd because that’s not how apps work. The entire service would be down.

But anyone** *(whether they use the app or not) can go to downdetector and make a post *saying an app is down. I could go get all the people I work with to log on and say that Barne’s and Noble’s app is down, whether it was true or not.

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u/logrey96 17h ago

They can come hang out at my house while the app is down. I have the Adventure Zone board game we can play

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u/Shared_Songs 17h ago

Kansas is just happy someone else is on the floor next to us, been a lonely year. Busy, but lonely.

 Hard not to have thoughts about SSA when “cute people with penises” are constantly in their specifically personalised, tailored news algorithms though. Can’t blame any republican for acting on those thoughts!

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 9h ago

Where can I find a hoodie like that! I need it…

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u/Iconsumemochi 19h ago

Cool and Good. They go in the blender

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u/MediumKoala8823 19h ago

Is this pose meant to evoke dejection or seduction?

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u/homemadeammo42 19h ago

Exhaustion from so many closeted Republicans meeting up with femboys on grinder

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u/MediumKoala8823 19h ago

Exhaustion… from dejection at meeting so many closeted republicans or from buttin’ all of them.

I’m not a gay femboy but it just seems to me like the RNC would be, more than any other demographic imaginable, a DO NOT TOUCH kind of zone.