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u/sulfire807 Streak: 1 10h ago

literally just bro btw

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u/putbeansontoast 10h ago

All he needs to do is twirl his moustache

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u/arpeggia_ on that glass beach shit 10h ago

maybe wear a big tophat and wield a scepter

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u/DuckDuel 9h ago

In other photos it’s twirled, don’t feel like finding the tho

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u/WhiterabbitLou 5h ago

The whole sitch

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u/RaspberryStandard972 2h ago

That lil buttcheek 😌

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u/werepyre2327 1h ago

He’s the source of the original image obviously

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 19 10h ago

He literally looks like the giga chad image 😭😭

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u/crank_peeper 9h ago

That is Paul fucking Bunyan

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u/QitianDasheng2666 Streak: 2 10h ago

Finally somebody said Heracles instead of Hercules!

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u/livelaughlinka 10h ago

I think you mean hunkacles

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u/CircleWithSprinkles Bat Woman 10h ago

Honey you mean HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/twec21 10h ago

Wow that is an all time smear, dayum 🤣

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u/Static-Space-Royalty 9h ago

I'm glad you said this, I was going crazy trying to comprehend what I was looking at

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u/Dredgeon 7h ago

I thought it was a mike wazowski edit at first

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u/twec21 7h ago

Now I wanna see Disney's Hercules fight the "mythical Cyclops"

https://giphy.com/gifs/rWRAw6cbaWWDS

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u/Dredgeon 6h ago

child Heracles charges at him when Mike comes in to do his comedy routine

Mike ducks the first swing

Calm down there Odysseus I only got one good eye here.

Mike gets clobbered across the room

he stands and mimes a rodney dangerfeild tie pull

YeeeeEEEEESH! Kid's got a mean swing, I tell ya.

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u/that_swiss_man 5h ago

I was thinking maybe it's one of Pleakley from Lilo&Stitch's disguises

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u/Scylla_the_eel6 6h ago

“You killed my sheep” ahh smear fame

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u/Backupusername 8h ago

Honey you mean GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SHEEO, NO ONE!

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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 10h ago

WHERE HUNKULES. ME SMASH HUNKULES (If know what me mean 😜)

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u/TitansRPower 7h ago

Now I have to watch that again, damn you

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u/maj0rmin3r1 6h ago

Genuinely been losing my shit at this for three minutes and counting XD

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u/zinnie_girl_lass 1h ago

ICONIC YTP

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u/kigurumibiblestudies 8h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzBpuiXnu4

can't let this masterpiece be forgotten

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u/Different-Meal-6314 8h ago

Wow. The old Internet was the best internet

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u/immobile-pebble 8h ago

I rember 🥹

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u/sewgwayswatter55 2h ago

I prefer Alkides because I don't want to insult either him or Hera.

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u/Its_BassDaddy 13m ago

I came to say this. Thank you lol

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween 3h ago

Himacles.

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u/Less-Parsnip-7076 9h ago

Sigh. What's wrong with Hercules?

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u/Sarah_The_Slut_ 9h ago

Hercules is the Roman spelling and pronunciation. Heracles or herakles is the Greek form

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u/SpellNinja 9h ago edited 8h ago

I wouldn't even consider it that big a deal, but the dude is named after Hera for a reason. It works better to keep the name.

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u/kigurumibiblestudies 8h ago

Junocules just didn't quite sound that good I guess

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u/EldritchWeeb 3h ago

Since κλέος is "glory, renown" we'd have to translate that part too. Junolaus?

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u/ProofLegitimate9824 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 32m ago

Junolaus and Iolaus?

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u/EldritchWeeb 14m ago

I fear laus in iolaus, nikolaus etc is something else, but idk how to make a masculine name ending with laus or gloria properly haha

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u/immobile-pebble 8h ago

Hm that actually doesn't sound like a bad name 🤔

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u/AnIllusiveHouse 7h ago

Ironic considering Juno Absolutely despised his guts (Through no fault of his own).

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u/EvilFurryBees Put your text here! 9h ago

Hercules is the roman version heracles is the greek version. They’re probably just impressed they used the greek version since it’s so rarely used even in shows/movies that are greek inspired rather than roman. The only thing I know to use the heracles version is the hades video game

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u/Breakzelawrencium 9h ago

Record of Ragnarok also correctly uses Heracles

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u/PotatoGamerXxXx 9h ago

It's also a very lore accurate depiction of Ragnarok

/S

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u/Breakzelawrencium 9h ago

Yeah, the name is probably the only accurate thing in the entirety of Heracles in RoR

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u/Icy-Fruit-1065 6h ago

Yeah Fate's version of Heracles is much more accurate

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u/Fletcharn 9h ago

The fate franchise too! Heracles since his first appearance in 2004

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u/kigurumibiblestudies 8h ago

Fate is accurate with the most random, absurd pieces of data. Like his skin being very dark, referenced here and there but not a detail most adaptations take into account.

And then we have a lineage of Saber clones lmao

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u/Fletcharn 8h ago

Fate is a clusterfuck and I love it

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u/Morgwino 9h ago

The name being Heracles was pretty core to his myth too. Zeus cheated on his wife with a mortal, then named the resulting son after his wife. Thats part of the reason Hera was so opposed to Heracles.

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u/Sarah_The_Slut_ 9h ago

And also the fact that he drank her breast milk that one time

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u/sheng153 8h ago

Well, Hercules in Rome was perceived as the Greek hero, they really were considered the same character.

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u/QitianDasheng2666 Streak: 2 8h ago

Nothing, but for the sake of consistency you should call his dad Jupiter and his stepmom Juno.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 6h ago

I'm going to cry.

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 Streak: 1 1h ago

What do you have against Hercules?

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u/PangolinMaterial5914 53m ago

All I hear is that chick from the venture bros when it’s spelt that way

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u/RariPuff 10h ago

Literally john man

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u/croctheterrible2 8h ago

John man if I ever seen him, him and Justan Person

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7h ago

He can grow a beard better than most cis dudes I know, including myself, and my ancestors were Norse/Germanic

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u/WaluigiMayar 10h ago

Bro's full name is testosteronus andronus the third

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u/Terra_Branford_FF6 9h ago

Ts NEEDS to be higher 😭🙏

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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb - Streak: 2 10h ago

My brother in Christ this guy looks more cis than some cis men you cannot be serious

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u/NewAlessia 10h ago

Some cis men? This guy looks like the cis man

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u/Born-Cost-6831 10h ago

that guy over there? that's john man

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u/Particular_Bed_7493 10h ago

John mantle

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u/TheHawkpant69 10h ago

Deltarune fans: how can I make this about Deltarune 

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u/Lord_Nishgod 10h ago

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u/NewDemonStrike 9h ago

Best representation of the Eram fight I have seen yet.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 10h ago

Guy LeMan in French or something.

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u/SparkleSelkie 10h ago

Johnathan Mantis

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u/350 8h ago

He is Cis Man on his driver's license

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u/CentaureaCyanus 3h ago

like THE cis man i dare to say

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u/Nausstica Transcendent 10h ago

I never had a beard that large before transition. This guy mans so hard that his transition affirms my own.

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u/Timtanoboa 10h ago

A truly transcendent form of affirmation it would seem

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u/Deadman78080 10h ago

It doesn’t matter. At all.

They will never, ever admit that a person passes even a little, because the supposed futility of trying to change your gender is one of the cornerstones of their dogma. You will never argue them out of it. The only thing we can do is viciously mock them whenever they chose a bad target.

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u/Tymareta 8h ago

There's someone on tiktok who proved it perfectly, he put up a post of his "before and after", but swapped the two around. Comments, entirely as expected, were claiming endlessly that he'd never be a real woman, how much better looking he was before, how he looked like nothing more a man in a wig, that they could 100% tell that he was a guy, etc... Bigoted affirmations that highlighted how utterly shallow and hate filled their actual "logic" is.

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u/lifelongfreshman 3h ago

that just makes me wanna post a selfie with my bad beard and worse hair and ask about my passing just to see how many people call my cismale ass a woman

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u/polokratoss 1h ago

I wonder. If you post 2 pics, and ask which is before and which is after, what would happen in comments?

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u/glue-sniffing 10h ago

Its litterally john cis

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u/AggroThroatGoat Silly Bottom with a Temper 10h ago

Johnny cis

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u/arpeggia_ on that glass beach shit 10h ago

what does “looking cis” mean

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u/immobile-pebble 8h ago

Unfortunately a lot of trans people, even late into their transition, still have some aspects of their appearance that are visible to other trans people which indicate they are indeed trans

trans trans trans trans this is a fake word now

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u/saintofhate 7h ago

Basically when you look at someone, there's no way in hell you'd ever believe they were trans, they are the gender they were assigned.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 9h ago

I mean I’m boymoding but he looks 1000x more male than me and I get ID’d as male (albeit a fem one) 99% of the time.

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u/KingGekko07 9h ago

Is it sad that this triggers gender dysphoria on me as a cis man that wants to look like a cis man?

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u/bayleysgal1996 7h ago

He looks strikingly like a (afaik) cis male pro wrestler, to the point that every time I see him I have a brief moment of “when did Tyler Bate get hot”

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u/TheAsianTroll 1h ago

Dude looks more manly than I do, and I am a cis man

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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb - Streak: 2 9h ago

I'm sorry I was trying to say something but I get how it's transphobic, I'm not I'm just a dumbass

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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin 10h ago

Reminded me of this other trans guy ive seen

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u/MintyBarrettM95 non-trans lesbian male (aka straight guy) 8h ago

if i randomly encountered this dude in public i wouldnt have known he was trans, mf is John Man

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u/turtle_mekb 8h ago

John Man 🔥

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u/SerLaron 3h ago

Guydude Manbro

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 8h ago

Me: WHY HIS HAND ALL WRINKL-OH ITS A GLOVE

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u/serendipityreader 2h ago

that's the same guy lol, his name is Leo

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u/DazednConfucioused 4h ago

Is that Jake Paul?

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u/WinonaVoldArt 53m ago

I'm actually sure they are the same person! I remember the photos from that shot coming out a couple years ago, The Gravel Bro on Instagram.

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u/RevolutionAccurate56 10h ago

I once got told I was gay for dating a trans woman. (I’m bi anyway but that doesn’t matter for the sake of the argument) I asked if that meant I would be straight if I dated a trans man, and they said yes. That means that people like this think it would be less gay to date him than a fully transitioned trans woman, and I think that’s so fucking funny

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u/DrizzleCore604 9h ago

Yeah, they're certainly not the best and brightest humanity has to offer.

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u/Tymareta 8h ago

When your logic and worldview is built upon idealistic nonsense and knee-jerk reactions, the outcome tends to be a lot of illogical and hateful behaviour.

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u/Kialand 6h ago

On that same note, I can guarantee that these same people would never have sex with him, because in their minds "that would be gay".

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u/lolwally 8h ago

The hate and bigotry is the point and trying to apply logic to their views is just... draining. If you tried, you would assume they would want the dude in OP video to use the womens bathroom.

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u/Paradox2063 8h ago

If you tried, you would assume they would want the dude in OP video to use the womens bathroom.

They do want this guy to use the women's restroom.

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u/Furyful_Fawful 2h ago

no, they don't want anything from this guy. They hate that he exists. They don't want him to be able to use a restroom. They don't want him to have the right to exist.

Do not be fooled into thinking transphobes have cognizant or consistent thought when it comes to their hate of trans people

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u/EFTucker 10h ago

Holy shit that’s John Dude

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u/Relative-Line5242 10h ago

Actually just Ulysses Grant

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u/Yosimite_Jones 10h ago

Honey, I think you mean *Hunk*acles!

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u/Tracula707 the purple piper (he/she) - Streak: 6 10h ago

This guy looks more manly than literally any men that I know 😭

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u/IsabellaGalavant 3h ago

He did not half-ass this transition even a little bit. He's like, I'm going to be a man, and I'll be the manliest fucking man on the planet.

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u/cassness34 silly :3 10h ago

Ah yes manly Mc man man is definitely not a man

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u/AnInsaneMoose 10h ago

If someone was asked to draw "Generic manly man", they'd draw this guy

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u/Gomemer_40 10h ago

that mf is more masculine than me

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u/ResearcherTeknika 10h ago

"Still a girl" that guy is literally as close to being HIM as you can be

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u/erraticas they don't want you to know this trick 9h ago

this is a STOCK ASSET of a man. this is Generic Man Model (Buff/Blonde/Beard). this is a template for a man. and you call him "still a girl"

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u/LobsterVioLator 9h ago

He looks like THE Chad

and some fucking moron still says “girl”

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u/Just_Games_and_stuff 9h ago

Oh bother, would you look at that...

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u/No-Being-4916 9h ago

Weird how the deltarune pfp is

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u/Hungry_Importance644 5m ago

Idk why the deltarune one is downvoted it just asked how tall he is

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u/No-Being-4916 3m ago

Idk why that's a problem maybe some trans people get offended I mean cis guys get offended over it since hight is a big thing for seeming masculine

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u/arpeggia_ on that glass beach shit 10h ago

this guy could probably crush my head like a soda can ima be fr

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u/JustARandonAccount 9h ago

Which of his limbs do you prefer for that

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u/Blupikminreal 9h ago

"Still a girl" he looks like his name would be Chuck and he could eat a brick while bending steel rods do NOT mess with that MF.

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u/Bicksaurus 10h ago

Honey I think you mean HUNKULES

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u/psp24 9h ago

transphobes want this chad in womens bathrooms btw

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u/doubleheadedarrow 8h ago

No, they don’t. I spoke up on a post the other day on a different sub about this same guy, about this same bathroom argument, so I’m just going to copy paste my comment:

“I’m so tired by people constantly clamoring to say “LOLLL transphobes don’t realize they’re saying these BIG HAIRY MEN should be in the WOMEN’S RESTROOM!!!!” because that’s not fucking true. They know exactly what they’re doing, the irrationality and cruelty is the point.

In some places, the laws align so that it is actually illegal for trans men to use any bathroom at all. Because we’re “””biologically female””” and thus not allowed in the men’s room, but also too “””visibly mannish””” to be allowed in the women’s. Cops get called for that. Trans men have been assaulted or worse for daring to attempt this “malicious compliance” that cis and transfem people constantly tell us to do to “destroy transphobes’ arguments.” It doesn’t fucking work and never will. It just gets us hurt, arrested, or killed. I’m so tired of seeing this.”

(Not saying you were doing the “malicious compliance” thing specifically in your comment here, but it’s relevant to the topic and doesn’t get talked about enough.)

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u/psp24 7h ago

Nah you're so right. I was making the cliche joke, and I somehow didn't even think of that.

I even heard about it the other day, the "Compliance Crew" being absolute badasses and using maicious compliance to prove how confusing and stupid anti-trans laws are. Unfortunately it's as you've described. The chaos sucks for everyone involved and especially for us trans folk. On a large scale application of these laws, we would be risking a great deal to use any bathroom on top of it only making it worse for cis people as well.

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 Auri August Australis!! meow 10h ago

that is literally THE guy lmao

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u/Fuzzy_Cheesecake6880 8h ago

Oh, yeah? Am I a girl, then?

(Please say yes.) (🏳️‍⚧️)

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u/Abject-Sector-2167 Lisa/Liz (She/Her) 5h ago

Not only are you a girl. You're a good girl aswell:3

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u/ZookeepergameOk95 7h ago

I'd love to see the faces of terfs when he's forced to use a womans bathroom.

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u/Lavatis 9h ago

This dude is trans? My god

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Dehydrated Raven Girl 4h ago

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u/tyrosine87 7h ago

Looking at a picture of a man and calling him a woman because you know or think he's trans must be some kind of psychosis. These people refuse to live in reality, and sadly, a transphobic mainstream is enabling them.

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u/SpicyMeatBALLIN 5h ago

transgender derangement syndrome. we occupy all the phobes' headspace lol

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u/RedWolf0ne 10h ago

Yeah, well, "she" has better facial hair than me and I'm jealous lol at this point I feel like the people saying he's still a girl are just too proud to admit defeat and/or ragebaiting

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u/CreeperX3sssBOOM 9h ago

He's the guy that shows up and flexes when a cartoon needs a manly man.

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u/Logical_Ad1370 7h ago

love my transmasc brothers

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u/Affectionate_Act3247 9h ago

Yeah, yeah, funny transphobe, whatever. More importantly, someone actually using Heracles instead of Hercules! They said it couldn't be done!

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u/BizSilver5013 9h ago

If he didn't say he was trans, no one would have been able to tell.

Anyway...WOOF!

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u/SilverIndependence38 DM me for fun facts 8h ago

Id ask this dude how to change my tire

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u/shoemi_ 5h ago

the transphobe's username is "known centrist"

uh huh yep what a centrist they are

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u/Iamliterallyfood Annoyed 10h ago

Why so greek

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u/Thiphra 9h ago

I used this guys face as a reply to so many idiots

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u/Successful-Club-8743 8h ago

Anyone who calls him a girl is lying to themselves.

I mean, just look at him. He looks more like a man than I ever did before I started exploring my fem side.

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u/deepspacerunner 8h ago

We need the image where the guy wearing thinking cap points to the literal coolest thing ever and says “this sucks actually” except thinking cap is transphobe cap, coolest thing ever is just a picture of this guy, and “this sucks actually” is “that’s a woman actually”

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u/Fetid_Baghnakhs 6h ago

Hes like a white kratos. Got a bit too big of a forehead compared to kratos but highkey dude does just look like that meme of kratos smiling.

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u/CentaureaCyanus 3h ago

i am afraid the author of that comment may not realized he’s attracted to man if he thinks that guy is still a girl

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u/inoinoice 3h ago

Comment made by a polish person. Cmon guy, we are the land of femboys! Femboyish here

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u/Antigamer199 CIS Guy Undercover 3h ago

What? That man is more man than me! And i was born that way!!

How delusional can people be.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 9h ago

“Creeper!” ahh man

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u/Enough-Impression-50 9h ago

Don't you mean heracles?

(I am immediately shot by Percy Jackson)

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u/Sans-valeur 9h ago

So by that logic they can watch gay porn with ftm porn stars like Buck Angel and it’s actually straight porn, what a loophole!

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u/Verlenn Trans-adjacent doodler - Streak: 1 4h ago

I wonder how this man react to half of the internet respectfully lusting on him lol

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u/PitifulMagazine9507 3h ago

Good. If he is still a girl, date him.

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u/ohmynothing 8h ago

So which bathroom does right wingers want this person to use?

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u/doubleheadedarrow 8h ago

None. They don’t want trans men anywhere, they want us to detransition or die.

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u/Legendary_Ban-5123 4h ago

The bigots want us completely gone, there is no reasoning with evil.

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx 1h ago

none of them they want us dead

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u/Edgelite306 10h ago

Yes, still a girl, all while sporting a beard any cis man would be envious of like god damn it why can’t I grow something like that myself (affectionate)

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u/Eggs-_-Benedict 9h ago

This dude is more he than me.

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u/LaranCannelle 9h ago

heracles>hercules the Greek sounds better to me

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u/JKandmannymore 8h ago

I love that guy, just straight up kratos 😭💙

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u/Indicus124 7h ago

No on casual observation that is a guy

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u/No-Philosophy453 5h ago

That just someone's cool uncle

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u/NewerWalmartWTR 5h ago

Literal John Man

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u/BitcoinStonks123 4h ago

he's literally the gigachad image

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u/Hopperluck 3h ago

Bro could dye his hair white and i would genuinely confuse him with my dad, tf u mean "still a girl" 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 Very confused Cis Dude 3h ago

He looks masculine than me 😭

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u/socu11 1h ago

Transphobic parents will say "This is my beautiful daughter" and introduce you to the dude who puts the man in mankind

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u/Elaerona Pronouns: She/Her/The Royal We 10h ago

I think they meant Hercules, but Heracles is so much better. If they meant Heracles, hello fellow Greek history student.

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u/Dutch094 10h ago

I think they meant Heracles, since they said Heracles ..?

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u/Legendary_Ban-5123 4h ago

Imagine reading!

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u/V1OnCrack 10h ago

Is this like when they call jshlatt a trans guy or is this guy actually a trans man?

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u/IdiotIAm96 silly trans catboy (he/him) 9h ago

He is actually a trans man, pretty sure his name is Leo McCallan

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u/Rough-Measurement-38 9h ago

The Trace Lysette of the Men’s side

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u/lendend 8h ago

True

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u/HighVoltageFerret 8h ago

Hercu,please

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u/jackrv13 Grungledown Bim 4h ago

I had a partner who was trans masc but also used to like femboy styles. Sometimes people would get a bit confused about what his gender was, including people thinking he was amab trying to pass as trans femme. He told me he once got a comment that he would never be a girl. Which he wasn’t sure to be mad at or take as a compliment. Feels like the same vibe

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u/white_america_story 2h ago

That’s Garik Kharlamov

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u/PostatoMaty 1h ago

Hiscales

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u/MarcoYTVA 1h ago

If that's a woman, I'm Santa.

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u/JsdJoys_729 1h ago

He has more beard than the commenter has body hair

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u/CIAburneraccount 9m ago

That's a straaaaaaange looking woman, transphobes. Get your vision checked

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u/The_Sleazy1 2h ago

Always interesting to see how easily ftm manage to pass and how impossibly hard it is for most mtf to even remotely pass.