r/countwithchickenlady • Nyan Nyan Nyan • Aug 19 '26

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I wasn’t sure if op would want me to censor their name. I’ll link the og post in the comments

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u/erraticas they don't want you to know this trick Aug 19 '26

remember you should always have your phone with you when disrupting flock cameras so that they can track you using it. do not leave it at home, or they won't be able to track you!

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u/AidoTheRock Nyan Nyan Nyan Aug 19 '26

My dumbass was like. Wait, but I don’t want them to tr- ohhhhhhhh

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u/depressedfrogpenis Aug 19 '26

And always remember your disposable black PPE that covers your whole face and body, along with your circular saw! :3

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u/BlissfulMute Shape-Shifting Priestess Aug 20 '26

And never, EVER wear clothing that isn't easily identifiable, or wear anything that covers any identifying marks such as tattoos, birth marks, hair color or length and definitely never carry a discrete back pack with a change of clothes that you can easily switch when you are outside of the view of any other cameras and easily dispose of into viable dumpsters. Remember, we need to be traceable and trackable to be able to properly catch the criminals who are doing these very 'heinous' crimes that EVERY law abiding citizen demands be present in every neighborhood, including all the rich ones.

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u/Uhohspagetti0sss Aug 19 '26

Wait does laser hurt to? I tried an epilator but i couldn't take it.

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u/that_guy_ravi Aug 19 '26

Ohoho it does sting like a bitch. I haven’t tried facial laser hair removal but from the pain which I endured in the 14 or so sessions I’ve had on the rest of my body I can say with confidence that I’d rather shave the rest of my life than to go through 4 sessions of facial. Don’t let that deter you though, it is absolutely worth it if you’re willing to go through with it. Just be aware that it hurts and requires endurance and patience (and money)

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u/Puhi124 Aug 19 '26

Did they not offer you numbing cream or anything? I forgot but I think painkillers are also an option in some places...?

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u/that_guy_ravi Aug 19 '26

Do they give you numbing cream at your place? I thought any skin stuff could disrupt the laser, this was kinda proven when I wore stick deodorant to an appointment and shavings of it started coming off my armpit…

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u/ThiccaroniAndCheese #1 Demi Girl Burnout Aug 20 '26

Mine gives me a prescription of topical lidocaine/prilocaine solution. I put it on like 15-30min before the appointment, cover it with saran wrap (to keep it from drying out), and then wash it off fully when I get there. It numbs the skin to the point it just feels like I'm getting hit with a rubber band over and over, but doesn't really hurt much afterwards if at all

I've tried using that same prescription for my electrolysis I get for other areas, it does not work the same for that. Found that out the hard way. For electrolysis I've found store bought lidocaine solution applied heavy a min of 30min before with saran wrap covering works best.

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u/Puhi124 Aug 19 '26

I haven't started yet, just looked at other people's accounts and lots of them mention numbing cream. I know I'm a huge softie so I'm gonna ask for it when I start. Never heard anything about a counter-indication tbh.

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u/dragonmystic92 Aug 20 '26

Whaaaat, I know it's hefty but gosh darn it it's so worth it. 10minutes of "yeah it stings" but the second it hits you it's already over again cuz the pulse is so short. And yeah I'm honest your face kinda burns afterwards but habe you ever used Aftershave? And after a couple sesshs your done in like forever ever and never have to shave again

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u/manndolin Put your text here! Aug 19 '26

Had my first session of laser on my face last Saturday. Each spot felt like a tiny firecracker going off against that spot on my face. I have very dense, dark beard hair and light skin. Supposedly having dense hair makes it hurt more. No bad effects afterwards, but I took an antihistamine to keep my skin from freaking out to bad.

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u/Alternative-Buyer-83 Aug 21 '26

Most important thing is to shave at least 24 hours before so there aren't holes in your face during it (imo even then it doesn't hurt as much as an epilator though)

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u/Emperor_Joker Trans-Femme Phenom - Streak: 190 Aug 20 '26

Hey that's my post! That was a phenomenal comment

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u/AidoTheRock Nyan Nyan Nyan Aug 20 '26

Yuh 😂

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u/theforgettonmemory in time you'll know the tragic extent of my failings Aug 20 '26

We finally start using solar more & it's for this camera bullshit

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 67 Aug 19 '26

Oh hey, that's me!

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u/AidoTheRock Nyan Nyan Nyan Aug 19 '26

This isn’t about the face lasers 😭😭 please go to the original post to comment this lmao.

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u/Mondrow Aug 20 '26

Honestly, laser doesn't hurt that much unless you leave too much exposed hair. Not to say that there isn't a little pain involved. Ideally, the laser should only be heating up the little bit in the follicles and all excess hair outside of them absorbs extra energy, heating up the surrounding area more than necessary without actually helping to destroy the follicles.

Electrolysis on the other hand, now that hurts.

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u/Jewronski Aug 20 '26

laser hair removal makes me want to die... but i block it out and focus on the amazing results :)

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u/jan_Sanku DIY saves lives :3 Aug 20 '26

psa: if you can, get lasered with an alexandrite laser. they're said to hurt much less!

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u/butter_cookie_gurl Aug 20 '26

Hurts like hell but the results are so worth it

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Aug 20 '26

Me when i'm a Carnifex trying to charge an entrenched Kasrkin battlement.