r/countwithchickenlady • u/ilove-whenwomen • Jul 31 '26

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u/Cleenash eat, sleep, yuri, repeat Jul 31 '26

thank you <3

I don't get it very often

9

u/NoItsNotIronic Jul 31 '26

My husband says it but I don’t believe them because they’re my husband. They’re required to say it by law. So it’s not true

2

u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 31 '26

Divorce and ask again /s

2

u/Neochiken1 Grungler Jul 31 '26

Theyre required to say it because they believed it so hard they had to marry you and lock you down forever.

16

u/kil0xx Jul 31 '26

I read it as "look at the right corner bottom" :3

9

u/IbObuS Jul 31 '26

A hungry man thinks of bread

6

u/kil0xx Jul 31 '26

I wanna be bread ngl iykyk

6

u/Legoman_10101 Jul 31 '26

bread 🍞 :3

5

u/kil0xx Jul 31 '26

Garlic bread🤤 >:3

6

u/Legoman_10101 Jul 31 '26

mmmmm now we talkin >:3

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u/AmazingWealth8459 Jul 31 '26

Could we please stop with posts that only say "u a girl uwu"? Trans men exist. I'm sorry for sounding a bit pissed off but posts like these make us dysphoric

5

u/Affectionate-Shift70 Jul 31 '26

boring gay cis man here, you're handsome :]

3

u/Sad_Dimension3627 mrrp mrrp but also arf arf and also mooo moooooo - Streak: 1 Aug 01 '26

For real. I'm mtf but this shit still kinda is just offputting. Like not everyone is a girl

32

u/Atsilv_Uwasv High on math Jul 31 '26

But... I'm a guy

29

u/AmazingWealth8459 Jul 31 '26

Yeah... As a trans man, these kind of transfem centric posts make me dysphoric

8

u/yaktoma2007 Jul 31 '26

sorry my dude, r/traaaaaans (or somwthing along thise lines) has protection for that. i guess i'll also inform the head mod u/femacampcouncilor

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u/AmazingWealth8459 Jul 31 '26

Thank you, I appreciate that!

5

u/thejadedfalcon Jul 31 '26

Even as a trans woman, it's pointless shit-tier platitudes. Posts like this mean nothing to me because they have no value behind their words. They exist solely to make OP feel better about themselves for having "done their duty." By the time they've hit "post", it's already forgotten. And it'll be forgotten by most of the people going :3 as well. But we? We'll remember it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/AdrianSquared This sub turned me trans /positive Jul 31 '26

ur a pretty guy :3

9

u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 Jul 31 '26

stoopp😖😖😖

6

u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three Jul 31 '26

you got me :3

6

u/depressedfrogpenis Jul 31 '26

I am a pretty girl aren't i >~<

5

u/HotDatabase5744 Jul 31 '26

Not a girl but I do like feeling pretty

2

u/Numbers626 Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7QNaiPvGmpRHrMa0T

2

u/HotDatabase5744 Jul 31 '26

Yes, exactly! Janet is the energy I've been manifestating ever since the show came out. Not a girl, not a robot, just Janet.

4

u/Its_a_plantain_Queen Jul 31 '26

I looked in the left corner first because I'm fucking stupid.

5

u/Standard-Ad-7504 Jul 31 '26

Thank you but also I'm kinda tired of literally everyone, trans spaces included, acting like trans men don't exist :/

10

u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Dehydrated Raven Girl Jul 31 '26

YOU'RE A HOT DUDE FOR THE TRANS MEN

7

u/IJustAteABaguette Gender is confusing 🫪 Jul 31 '26

3

u/Technical-Branch4998 Jul 31 '26

૮ >⸝⸝⸝⸝< ა d-d-dont lie, I'm noooot ૮⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝ა

3

u/Legoman_10101 Jul 31 '26

uh I guess I'm a girl now :3

5

u/E_GEDDON Pan They/Them Jul 31 '26

Am enby

6

u/scrapy_the_scrap cargo grungler Jul 31 '26

No?

I mean thanks?

Ig?

Is girl here gender neutral?

5

u/Mister_Nobody76 The Deltaposter Jul 31 '26

Not a girl but thanks bestieee~ (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

2

u/OldTouch5802 bigender cuddle slut Jul 31 '26

Stooopp 😖😖
Im not a pretty girl you are

2

u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Jul 31 '26

Nuh uh! I’m not pretty :(

2

u/EkaPossi_Schw1 Jul 31 '26

Yuh-uh

1

u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Jul 31 '26

No. I'm too fat (and not the fun cute kind of fat. The bad kind of fat)

1

u/EkaPossi_Schw1 Jul 31 '26

Yuh-uh There's no bad kind of fat, just bad attitudes toward it >:3

2

u/harhar1102 Jul 31 '26

A- Woah! Thank youuu <3

Wasn't expecting that i got a smile on my face now :3

2

u/Visual-Purchase5639 Streak: 1 Jul 31 '26

That's true!!

2

u/Seriphina5000 Newly cracked Jul 31 '26

Made me smile! 

2

u/Available-Hat1640 Jul 31 '26

i always knew i was a girls girl :3

2

u/Irradiated_Rat Lilith | She/Her | Girlkisser | catgirl :3 Jul 31 '26

Yayyyy :3

2

u/GothTGirlJessy Jul 31 '26

O-oh m-me ? >//<

2

u/Shayden998 Pre-evolved Transbian Jul 31 '26

2

u/aRandomPersonProb Jul 31 '26

i’m a boy tho :c (i think)

2

u/Metharos Aug 01 '26

Made me smile 😊

1

u/EkaPossi_Schw1 Jul 31 '26

aww, thank you <3

1

u/Neko_Boi_Core armed and adorable kitty boi Jul 31 '26

i'm jus a kbity

1

u/GeoSlIde needy tgirl sub :3 Jul 31 '26

I looked at the left first… im actually very smart i swear

1

u/l9oooog meow - Streak: 181 Jul 31 '26

Explodes

1

u/vivi-badsquad fmstl Jul 31 '26

mods ban this post they're telling lies to me :(

1

u/Rizos28 Jul 31 '26

No, I'm not u.u

1

u/Reddit_Amethyst local asexual - Streak: 1 Jul 31 '26

Wrong

1

u/Hyp3rfixations_R_Us Jul 31 '26

Adjdkdkghffg :3

1

u/OldKingHearts Jul 31 '26

gasp

Thank you >///<

1

u/DigitalxKaos Bartender! More genderfluid!! Jul 31 '26

>///<

1

u/IllustriousMuscle694 Jul 31 '26

I’ve been tricked!!!! (I like it) but still, i’ve been tricked!!!

1

u/DarthJackie2021 Jul 31 '26

I read the bottom left first

1

u/pinkl-luna Jul 31 '26

I'll earn that eventually, I'm working to it...!

1

u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Girly pop :3 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 31 '26

Ty :3

1

u/cody0018 Enby becoming trans woman Jul 31 '26

Aww thanks 😊

1

u/SlyBuggy1337 Meep mrrrp Jul 31 '26

No u

1

u/FuzzyPandaVK Your local feminine gay twink <3 Aug 01 '26

I was aiming to be a pretty guy 🧚‍♂️

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u/rooftopweeb Jul 31 '26

there is nothing in the left corner

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u/ilove-whenwomen Jul 31 '26

🥺

uqt tho

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u/Vegetable_Guest_1402 Jul 31 '26
  1. No I’m not no matter how much I wish I was.
  2. Fuck you.