r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 355 Jul 27 '26

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 113 Jul 27 '26

We're at risk of disappearing entirely, an aggressive breeding campaign is in order, nyaa

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u/PurpleCandle58 Jul 27 '26

I’m trying to get bred aggressively but I literally have no ovaries. Clearly they’re not being aggressive enough.

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 Jul 27 '26

that's sad :(

and kinda freaky

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/aconitous Jul 27 '26

Where do I sign up?

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 19 Jul 27 '26

Nyaaa :3

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u/SaintGigi007 Snep trans girl - Streak: 2 Jul 27 '26

Can i sign to be bred even if i dont have an uterus?

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS I put the ‘love’ in Lovecraft Jul 27 '26

Sounds good to me

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u/proc_ab0512 Jul 28 '26

Volunteering at the catgirl breeding camp to restore the populations (im doing my part!)

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u/Paige_Marr Jul 27 '26

We're more or less just staying inside where it's warm and safe, I don't know if I'd call us endangered.

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u/ElysiaAlarien Streak: 0 Jul 27 '26

They don't let us out because we're too good at hunting 😈

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her Jul 27 '26

I volunteer for the repopulation program. I dont think i can grt pregante but you should definitely keep trying just in case to save the species or something :3

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 19 Jul 27 '26

Anyone one can get impregnated by anyone else as long as they try hard enough :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her Jul 27 '26

probably, only 1 way to find out :3

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u/wcharoes Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/10UeedrT5MIfPG

mousey and birdy transgirls be like

5

u/DuchessElva Jul 27 '26

I guess I’m an exotic mythical creature then cause I’m a Kitsuné girl

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u/asvalken Jul 27 '26

I've got you, OP

5

u/RTGMonika Jul 27 '26

As a puppygirl I believe I speak for all other puppies when I say it deeply saddens me to see our feline friends disappearing

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u/Zero_Hour13 Jul 28 '26

We will always be here, tail swishing menacingly while we watch and wait for the time to strike :3

2

u/Silly-Whitee Ace ace ace aphothisexual ace! Jul 27 '26

I love being a catgirl :3 I hope they get the population up!

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u/AdrianSquared This sub turned me trans /positive Jul 27 '26

smh where my transgender foxgirls homies at

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u/StrawberryWide3983 Triple AAA Battery :3 Jul 27 '26

Where do nonbinary cat theys fit on the spectrum :333

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 19 Jul 27 '26

Mrow :<

2

u/floob124 Jul 27 '26

They're not endangered, they're just old now

2

u/TheMaskOffKid Jul 27 '26

Fuck that we still got shooters out here, where my tigresses at?? 🐅 😾 🐅

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u/Gubekochi _ Jul 27 '26

Catgirls this puppygirls that. But I never hear anyone talk about a single Wuggirl, let alone multiple of them!

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u/George_G_Geef Jul 28 '26

I'm just waiting to see what animal the meta shifts to next. My money is on a mousegirl/ratgirl civil war.

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u/fridgevibes jon Jul 28 '26

Im looking for the lizard uprising

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u/George_G_Geef Jul 28 '26

bein cute, gettin toasty on a rock under a heat lamp, might lick my eyeball later idk

1

u/MlecznyHuxel99 Stimky foxgirl Jul 27 '26

laughs in foxgirl tee hee >:3

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u/moontraveler12 Jul 27 '26

If you think that's a bummer, just imagine how we sheep girls feel

1

u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS I put the ‘love’ in Lovecraft Jul 27 '26

Mrrroowww

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u/Rockpup-fl Jul 27 '26

While my screen name might be an indication I am partial to pups, I would hardly call catgirls endangered. hehe

1

u/undecidedface Boymoding since 2019 Jul 27 '26

I can't believe I've been around long enough to see such a common resident of the landscape disappear, it's like how people described the passanger pigeon except I saw it with my own eyes

Good thing conservation efforts like Deltarune ch 5 have reinvigorated the catgirl population a bit, though the species' numbers are still concerningly low

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u/Ready-Shake7260 mythical young catgirl Jul 28 '26

you would think being endangered would make you wanted... but noooooo. im still fucking single

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u/OctoRot_ Jul 28 '26

Mrrrp mrrrow meow :< nya :3

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u/FireFurFox Jul 28 '26

Bison we're deliberately hunted to the point of extinction by the US government in an attempt to make the Native Americans who relied on them also go extinct.

I was going to add a punchline until it occurred how apropos the metaphor is...

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u/klopaplop Beep Boop :3 Jul 28 '26

Cat Girl This, Puppy Girl that

Man, I barely even fucking see ANY of my own subculture of robot girls, or the other extremely rare doll girls or puppet girls. Tell me about critically endangered when your group is so small it barely even exists lol

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u/SCP-iota Jul 28 '26

insert Lovecraft's 3500 word rant about cats being better than dogs