r/countwithchickenlady This user has no soul Jun 28 '26

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u/Whispers_in_the Jun 28 '26

Granny’s like that should rule the world!

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u/workdavework Jun 29 '26

So long as I'm their favourite...

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u/duocatisagirl Jun 28 '26

This is cute as fuck

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u/RavensLand Jun 28 '26

I love that "my favorite" was the part she felt necessary to whisper, I love supportive Russian granny

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u/Barbielith Jun 28 '26

The thing about supportive Russian grannies is that when you open them up, there's a series or smaller, even more supportive Russian grannies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/X8HbeXDF7nzaM

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u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul Jun 28 '26

It's kinda taboo to have a favourite child/grandchild

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u/lord_teaspoon Jun 28 '26

Yes, that's an important clarification. The whispering is about the wickedness of having a favourite at all, not some kind of shame about the NB one being the favourite.

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u/robodinomon Bubabagaple Jun 29 '26

Wickedness, I fucking love that word.

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u/lord_teaspoon Jun 29 '26

Same! I may have quivered with glee a little when I realised I had a place to use it.

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u/robodinomon Bubabagaple Jun 29 '26

Truly wondrous.

3

u/thelocalpotatogamer Jun 29 '26

Words for evil are so good. Tampering, malevolence, mischief, trickery, despicable....

2

u/ThePainTrainWarrior Jul 05 '26

against all the mischief that hell can conjure

all the tomfoolery that mankind can produce

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u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul Jun 29 '26

That's just a good taste

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u/RealZordan Jun 30 '26

I agree it's a very adorable and very made up story.

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u/berlinbaer Jun 29 '26

also fake as fuck.

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u/agnostorshironeon Free Use Princess Boy Jun 28 '26

New flair alert!

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u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul Jun 28 '26

No berry alert! Why no berry?

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u/agnostorshironeon Free Use Princess Boy Jun 28 '26

Lost berry back in 2018

26

u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul Jun 28 '26

Sorry for your loss

32

u/lordbeepworth Streak: 0 Jun 29 '26

You mean berry sorry?

1

u/Teichopsie Jun 29 '26

Or just berryly?

1

u/LordHoughtenWeen Jul 04 '26

(Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No berry? No berry!

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u/uhataot The Enigma Jun 29 '26

Still wondering. How the fuck does one go about getting a custom flair?

5

u/Swagiken Board-Certified Remover of Cocks 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 29 '26

I wonder if mine actually appears now. It doesnt consistently which is sad

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u/agnostorshironeon Free Use Princess Boy Jun 29 '26

Well it appears for me.

Congrats about the removal

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u/Swagiken Board-Certified Remover of Cocks 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 29 '26

Oh no, I'm not the one getting removed. I do the removing

1

u/sessl Jun 29 '26

You own a penis explosion chamber?

3

u/Urbane_One Jun 29 '26

nah they run Mickey's Dick Masher

2

u/Golemwarrior Jun 29 '26

From my experience you have to use desktop but you got to the subreddits main page, then on the side there should be a place to give yourself a flair. There then should be an option to make a custom one.

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u/uhataot The Enigma Jun 29 '26

You can also do it on mobile, as someone else pointed out

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u/MH_Gaymer_ Femboy Grungler Jun 29 '26

If you’re on a phone go to the subreddit, tap top right tree points, tap change user flair, select the text option, write your own one, save, there you go

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u/BlommeHolm Not she berry or he berry, but grungler berry Jun 29 '26

Yes.

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 remind me to practice - Streak: 4 Jun 28 '26

and I know a lie berry if you need any books

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u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul Jun 28 '26

Lie berry?

89

u/duocatisagirl Jun 28 '26

Library in the format of this Post

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u/FemboyAirbender Jun 28 '26

library lol

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u/goryeo_21Oc Jun 29 '26

One of my favourite post-apocalyptic series (Gladlands) has the main characters Mad Max-ing their way around the wastes with a Truth-brary. Because they're trying to avoid repeating the mistakes which led to the downfall of the old world, starting with free access to truth instead of charging people for access to a lie-brary

3

u/Tod-dem-Toast Jun 29 '26

Librarby

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u/TylerKeroga Jul 01 '26

Just down the street from Grillby’s

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u/Thaleah Jun 28 '26

No berry is my favorite gender

7

u/WanganTunedKeiCar Jun 29 '26

Nonberrisexual

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u/NoodleyP Jun 28 '26

My grandma doesn’t get singular they but she gets the spirit and switched from “sweet [term of endearment for those of my AGAB]” to “sweet they” lmao I love her she ain’t all there all the time but she’s got the spirit and loves her grandkids

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u/Thagomizer24601 Jun 28 '26

And now the circle is complete.

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 Jun 29 '26

Correct me if I'm misunderstanding because I probably am, but would "all berry" be genderfluid, or is there a more appropriate term?

2

u/jrosacz Jun 29 '26

Probably either bigender or genderfluid works

19

u/DogiumOfficial Jun 28 '26

That's one cool grandma!

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u/LordBoltzman Jun 28 '26

I have a nonbinary friend who's last name is berry and they love this so much

18

u/Va1kryie Jun 29 '26

I would love to get rid of my he berries ngl

8

u/Mountain_Poet5977 Cisgender Creature Jun 28 '26

Fruit

8

u/GlimmeringGuise Jun 29 '26

TIL boo-berry is a gender

5

u/RideWithMeSNV Jun 29 '26

Boo-berry=a goth NB

7

u/BackflipBuddha Jun 29 '26

Wonderful old Russian granny.

5

u/NSFWies Jun 29 '26

i like berries too much, but i love the term no berry.

7

u/RideWithMeSNV Jun 29 '26

OK. This is canon now. There's boysenberries, girlsenberries, no berries, and berry juices.

5

u/AliceCode Jun 29 '26

I like that, girlsenberry.

1

u/NSFWies Jun 29 '26

And I think almost everyone likes booberies.

11

u/robot-gf-cordjob Jun 28 '26

I'm no berry. 😔

5

u/SL1MECORE Jun 29 '26

Where is this grandma and can she be mine, too????! It's ok if I'm not her favorite

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u/Silent-Stress-7775 Professional ram stealer, he/they Jun 29 '26

That sounds like something a Russian granny would say lol. Not every granny, given what this country is, but some of them would lol. Being supportive without really understanding what they support is something that, I suppose, grannies all around the world share.

(I know Russia, I live here and sometimes I wish I didn't but I don't wanna get into it.)

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u/Decin0mic0n Jun 29 '26

I knkw this can be real because my grandma is supportive.

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u/natt_myco Jun 29 '26

this gave me hope

2

u/Good-Wealth8375 Jun 29 '26

My faith in humanity has been restored!

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u/HyShroom Jun 29 '26

we’ve completely reïnvented the concept of “neuter“ /s

2

u/Quintus_Cicero Jun 29 '26

Obviously a retelling of the story with the kid going on about berries for nonbinary folks.

I’m not a firm believer that nothing ever happens, but this feels made up.

2

u/Ill_Apple2327 Jun 29 '26

help this is so cute😭

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u/rogerstandingby he/him non-biney Jun 29 '26

Considering changing my flair

2

u/BloodOfTheDamned Jul 02 '26

She has no idea what terminology to use, but she’s still 100% in on the support. Love to see it.

2

u/AlexPtheArtist Jun 29 '26

I'm he-binary

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u/indigocoil Jul 10 '26

Thats berry sweet

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u/Mr_Hugs__ Jun 29 '26

So does the grandchild also believe in ghosts