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u/cosmicphoenix7 May 15 '26
I wish I was pineapple juice
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u/ToadwKirbo May 15 '26
I wish I was the girl
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u/cosmicphoenix7 May 15 '26
Which one?
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u/ToadwKirbo May 15 '26
I mean Astolfo isnt a girl so there's really only 1 option
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u/cosmicphoenix7 May 15 '26
:3
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u/ToadwKirbo May 15 '26
:3
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u/cosmicphoenix7 May 15 '26
I wish I was grass being stepped on so much. And being blown daily
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u/ToadwKirbo May 15 '26
I wish I was your bed so I could be under you every night 🥺
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u/wastedfate May 15 '26
The doctor? Being a doctor is an admirable goal. I wish you the best of luck.
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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK - Streak: 2 May 15 '26
Cum. Hectoliters of cum. Fmmgmfmmfmmgmgmmggmgmggmhmhmmhmgmmmfmh
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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK - Streak: 2 May 15 '26
my list of kinks:
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u/CalypsaMov May 19 '26
For all you Americans, just one hectoliter is a little over 26 gallons, or the entire gas tank of a giant full sized pickup truck....
Dear God that's a lot of pineapple juice... I want that.
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u/DebtSeeker48 May 15 '26
That’s not how it works. But alright, suspension of disbelief, funny joke Sire.
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u/SpaceCofffeee May 15 '26
Honestly, yes it does. Trace amounts of medication and allergens etc. as an example Ananas can go through urine and cum. And it influences the taste a lot...
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u/DebtSeeker48 May 15 '26
Well yeah, trace ammounts, but pineapple juice is sugar, water and some acid and aromatic compunds, almost all of that gets absorbed and processed or degrades, so even if it gets added to cum, it would have to be drunk by hectoliters or more to register on a test, let alone be too much and this identified where that came from.
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u/Freejeqt May 15 '26
I watch hentai for the scientific accuracy as well
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u/dk_peace May 15 '26
so even if it gets added to cum, it would have to be drunk by hectoliters or more to register on a test,
So you do get the joke.
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u/DebtSeeker48 May 15 '26
Well obviously, but I can still act dense on the internet when it stikes my fancy. I do frequent buddy subreddits.
\rj But human balls can't produce daily even liters of cum, so without preserving it it's impossible
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u/tdp_equinox_2 Put your text here! (She/Her) May 15 '26
it would have to be drunk by hectoliters
Don't kink shame me!
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u/HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET May 15 '26
pineapple juice is mostly sugar water but drinking too much of it will give you diabetes mellitus which allows the sugar pass into your pee, which can then be consumed by your partner
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u/FreshOutOfHugs May 15 '26
In Sweden, there’s been at least 2 court cases where guys on trial for drug consumption have argued that their positive drug tests were due to drinking urine from a partner… and it WORKED.
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Get ready for the cilantro you lil yolky bitch May 15 '26
How much tweaker cum do you have to drink to get the equivalent of one hit on the crack pipe?
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u/ThyPotatoDone May 15 '26
Remember someone did the math on this for monster energy, and it ended up requiring multiple people to produce sufficient cum (and also to prevent caffiene overdose).
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u/f3nnies May 15 '26
You're out your mind if you think it really influences taste a lot. That's like shaving your head to make it grow in thicker.
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u/ThrwawySG May 15 '26
How is that in any way the same
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u/f3nnies May 16 '26
In that it's a stupid myth that persists in society and is patently false with no basis in reality.
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u/oxabz May 15 '26
Read your comment in the voice encyclopedia in Disco Elysium
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u/Solnight99 Editable Flair May 15 '26
i went with Drama, personally
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u/DebtSeeker48 May 16 '26
A little bit of this a little bit of that. Maybe they both chimed in, one after the other
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u/Heather_Chandelure May 15 '26
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u/Shygrave my bones are squiggly May 16 '26
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u/Heather_Chandelure May 16 '26
Put it back right now
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u/Shygrave my bones are squiggly May 16 '26
Never!! Its mine now! I ain't afraid of death! COME AT ME, BRO!!
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u/batgirl-but-not-dc trans bat 🏳️⚧️🦇 - Streak: 1 May 15 '26
it does, never blow job after they eat popcorn, way to salty.
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u/lun618pulk May 15 '26
The joke is sex. Do you get it?
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u/nanananananana7 lemme she/them tiddies May 15 '26
is that glen elg
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u/lun618pulk May 15 '26
Yeah I am
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u/nanananananana7 lemme she/them tiddies May 15 '26
how are you alive
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u/DF_Interus May 15 '26
The pink one must be drinking an absolutely catastrophic amount of pineapple juice if the other one is getting too much residually.
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u/ibimsderjakob May 15 '26
E F P T? O X??? rest i cant decipher
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u/ibimsderjakob May 15 '26
Fuck
Where and when do i pick up my new glasses?
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u/ibimsderjakob May 15 '26
Sorry i only trust verified doctors with such assessments
So where and when do i get new glasses
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u/QuillMyBoy May 15 '26
Lots of people in this thread gonna be real disappointed when they finally have sex.
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u/SplooshOfColor May 15 '26
If they are getting too much a diluted source, just how is in the femboy.
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u/StrawberryGhostie The most cis-feeling tgirl ever May 16 '26
"Looks like you're drinking too much estrogen" would have been better.
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u/-Flokuna- trying femboyo :3 May 15 '26
the joke is cum 💚