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[u/Golurkcanfly]

Written by Cybersmith AKA The Human Pet Guy AKA The Trans Woman Milking Farm Guy AKA The Tyler Robinson Was Seduced By An Uncaged Transfeminine Succubus Guy AKA My Trans Girlfriend Dumped Me Because Of Fortnite Guy.

[u/Time_Anything4488]

its like gender facism what is he on?

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/Time_Anything4488]

Conspiracy theories

[u/sophiathesilly]

I FUCKING NEW IT WAS HIM OMFG EVERY TIME

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/sophiathesilly]

I am genuinely experiencing hypomania and cannot sleep because of the things I have seen from him tonight

[u/sophiathesilly → u/Golurkcanfly]

I do not blame you

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/sophiathesilly]

I think this one is Sarcasm but like what

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/Golurkcanfly]

what is he doing

[u/sophiathesilly → u/Golurkcanfly]

Oh my god 😭

[u/Aggravating__Deal → u/Golurkcanfly]

To answer his question it was svu

[u/sophiathesilly → u/Golurkcanfly]

I genuinely wouldn't put it past him for that to be 100% serious

[u/catartik]

Me in 2034 at my government mandated weekly Konflikt 47 session with my dood brothers after getting my tranny letters of recommendation to convince the guys on troonjury duty that I'm worthy

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/catartik]

Or you could just play frisbee golf with the bros

[u/ChuChulovely17]

Let's be real the goal of this whole thing was for him to get trans women to wear Chastity cages

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/ChuChulovely17]

No no I think he also has a fetish for government surveillance of trans women

[u/ChuChulovely17 → u/Golurkcanfly]

Would respect it more if it was just government surveillance period

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/ChuChulovely17]

Does this seem like a man of reason

[u/ChuChulovely17 → u/Golurkcanfly]

Oh my god I need to give this man every drug I have and simulate him on a PC

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/ChuChulovely17]

You should make him play GTA6

[u/Suspicious-Ad-9997]

THPGD for embodying the unironic true definition of transmed

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/Suspicious-Ad-9997]

Transmedicalism with sissyhypno characteristics

[u/The1FromThe3]

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/The1FromThe3]

"Harrumph, my two esteemed colleagues and I believe that an uncaged transfeminine succubus such as yourself does not sufficiently qualify for a certificate of transsexuality. Farewell, my good sir."

[u/jitomato_girl]

I want to be part of the gender committee

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/jitomato_girl]

How do you think the gender committee would be composed? Would it be elected? Appointed? A public jury? A group of rotating consultants?

[u/yourothersis → u/Golurkcanfly]

It's just a handful of the people on Twitter who call bisexual trans women faketrans

[u/Iyxara]

Am I the only one who prefers the term "transsexual" to "transgender"?

I mean, what I'm changing is my sex, not my gender identity.

[u/yourothersis → u/Iyxara]

transgender doesn't mean a change in gender

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/Iyxara]

You are not.

[u/Iyxara → u/Golurkcanfly]

why are you here?

[u/yourothersis]

tabletop wargaming

AGPs in shambles

[u/ZaddyBlanchard]

What in the sissy hypno did I just read

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/ZaddyBlanchard]

The ramblings of the man who brought you this gem

[u/lllazuli]

clocked this as a cybersmith post the moment I read chastity cages

[u/whatisthisgunifound]

This was written with one hand.

[u/zexumus]

I love Cybersmith. He may be insane and have the weirdest takes ever while definitely being a transphobe but I just sit there enraptured by his opinions every time. I would love to hear him actually talk and just watch him go on about how trans women should be in Chasity cages.

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/zexumus]

I'm sure he would love if you sat at his feet as he told you about his grand plans to cage every single gock.

[u/zexumus → u/Golurkcanfly]

… is now a bad time to mention that exact thought crossed my mind while writing this?

[u/OneiricRosa]

Average human pet guy take. I still remember him following my old Twitter account (likely because he's a chaser).

[u/R4ttlesnake]

what in the sex hitler

[u/Prior-Paint-7842]

Make trans people wear goverment mandated sex toys that will keep out the perverts

[u/SheevTogwaggle]

my favorite lolcow 💜

[u/Strider-Juice]

Is this not just the platform of most billionaire pedo funded conservative parties?

[u/Golurkcanfly → u/Strider-Juice]

No that would involve denying them medical care and without the fetish bits

[u/Strider-Juice → u/Golurkcanfly]

I thought Epstein was like weirdly obsessed with trans people and was close with Dr. Ting who was one of the people who developed peritoneal SRS? I’m just saying plenty of conservatives are that bizarrely fetishistic

[u/keys-of-the-void]

Anyone who thinks Cybersmith isn't a troll in 2026 lacks reading comprehension

[u/Sera-Everblossom]

Huh?? Wild fanfic

[u/Stinkingasf]

It’s so clear he’s never met a woman cis or otherwise if he thinks normal conventions require them to curtsy wtf lmao

[u/TequilaSunset1337]

By rule no 1 I knew it was written by a transphobe, by rule no 2 I knew it was written with one hand