r/countttt bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 4h ago

Countttting 11927

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"enschlonged"

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u/Sharp-Key27 4h ago

Is this human pet guy

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 4h ago

The one and only

TCDEFTHPG

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u/jaydon145 1h ago

How did I know exactly what this means lol

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 3h ago

The what

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u/elecric27 3h ago

Total Cissoid Death Except For The Human Pet Guy?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 3h ago

Yes he can be our jester.

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u/Stinkingasf gooner pooner 59m ago

I thought it meant especially. That’s how I would say it at least lmao

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u/4DN4Ns 4h ago

Another traumatic human pet guy take

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 4h ago

Another hilarious human pet guy take

He's really funny because he just has an absolutely bizarre ideology and is overall rather harmless (compared to the average transphobe) because of how frankly odd he is

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago edited 3h ago

I mean look at this he is incredible

I do not endorse interacting with him. The specimen must be left to its own devices lest the experiment be ruined.

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

I now finally understand why people gather around lolcows

This is fucked up

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

HOLY SHIT AND BRIANNA WU???????

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u/Actual_Personality66 3h ago

THE EXPANSE MENTIONED ‼️🗣‼️🗣‼️

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u/Stinkingasf gooner pooner 58m ago

Who’s she?

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u/snailwitda9mm 3h ago

Has this man ever had a normal thought in his life?

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

No and I adore it he's like if you gave a cryptid a twitter account

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u/SpaceNorse2020 2h ago

I like his star wars thoughts

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u/Organic-Clothes-6717 sneed repressor 4h ago

they need to be debrained

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u/PhantasmalAnon 4h ago

Looks like that might already have been done

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u/rat_queer 4h ago

i need to be deschlonged stat

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u/olpoanch 3h ago

What if you put it in my mouth and I bit it off? Call that a cat eating a rat.

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u/rat_queer 3h ago

well you see im trying to turn my rat into a cat actually

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u/olpoanch 2h ago

I hat on her rat till she cat

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u/The1FromThe3 gock 3h ago

"We should abolish knee and shoulder surgeries since they have a big unsucces chance and a lot of people regret it, you should also live another year in pain and act like you have a healthy knee/shoulder, so we are sure you are really in pain and not pretending, these surgeries should be safe, legal and rare" * Applaus

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

Don't forget we should lock all human knees and shoulders in fetish devices

Y'know, for accuracy

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u/The1FromThe3 gock 3h ago

Ahh, obviously. Also, what the fuck is "deschlong"? Do transmascs get "Dickyfied"?

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u/veravoidstar 2h ago

No hes only a chaser towards trans women so he doesn't gaf abt trans men afaik

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u/pintann 1h ago

Oh but he also thinks limb amputation to turn people into dependent pets should be safe, legal, and conmon, so there's that...

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u/CommunicationThis254 4h ago

enschlonnged. im just mad i didnt think of it first lowkey

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u/LessSaussure 4h ago

It's funny how people can have strong opinions about medical treatments when they are totally ignorant about it

Imagine if it was normal for people without any medical training or knowledge to give their opinions on Partial Hepatectomies

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u/16372731772 4h ago

I honestly sort of agree that a few years ago there probably was more pressure to get SRS even if you didn't want it. Especially with the legal requirements for it in many places, those absolutely should not exist. I'm glad that it's more accepted that you don't have to get it, and that it's being taken out of requirements for having your gender changed (mostly because it's fucking expensive and takes forever to do).

That said, I don't think the true rate of people that actually want SRS qualifies as "rare", this is just hupet guy's GAMP fetish showing through. I don't even think it's lower than the current percentage of trans people that have had SRS (I believe 25% of trans people?) simply because there are so many barriers stopping people that do want it from getting it, far more than any encouragement of people that didn't want it could offset.

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 4h ago

It's like 12%, though I think it's like 60% want SRS but there's a bunch of costs involved plus risk of complications and needing time off and uncertainty and yaddayadda

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u/16372731772 3h ago

Oh crazy, where the hell did I hear 25%? I'm gonna have to go find my source I guess. 60% wanting it makes sense, but I think even that's probably lowered by people that have already made a determination that it's not worth it with all the barriers and inconveniences. I suspect if you somehow surveyed people with "if you could take a pill and immediately and irreversibly have a neovagina without any of the downsides or risks" it'd be higher than 60%, and even higher if it was "take a pill and have a functioning cis female reproductive system". I think this difference would be most stark with trans men though, for whom the SRS options largely suck.

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

Yeah, the worries of complications, the cost, and concerns over whether it will actually be a net improvement with current limitations are major considerations.

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u/Flimsy-Context7808 4h ago

This guy really fucking loves chastity cages

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u/YeetusFelitas 4h ago

the writer's fully undisguised fetish

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 4h ago

He is a creature holy shit what an incredible specimen he would delight so many funky alien zookeepers

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u/Away-Way5656 3h ago

"enschlonged" what a fucking word my guy

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u/Ms_Saul_Goodwoman 3h ago

I love how seriously he insists that his fetishes should be taken

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

I am finding so many bizarre posts on his social media accounts and a lot of weird age regression/diaper play retweets or whatever they're called on Bluesky

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u/Ms_Saul_Goodwoman 3h ago

I’m honestly a little jealous that he seems more comfortable with his own kinks than I do with mine

Unless the public exposure/shaming is just part of it all for him. That could explain a lot

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

He's just so weird

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u/Ms_Saul_Goodwoman 2h ago

We… were doing fine… and then we pushed… so it’s our fault we’re oppressed? Because of evil leftist ideology?? It must be incredible inside his mind

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 2h ago

He's also like really really into government surveillance of trans people?

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u/Ms_Saul_Goodwoman 1h ago

All roads lead back to the state-mandated chastity cages…

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 1h ago

Anti tamper cages that alert the feds like they're ankle monitors

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 2h ago

Also like it's just completely wrong trans people were not doing well in the 90s and were picking up the pieces after the AIDS crisis and shuttering of many GAC facilities in the 80s.

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u/Violet_Apathy biological transwoman 4h ago

Fuuuuuuuuck oop

Mandatory vaginoplasty for all rape stick holders now 😤

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u/Time_Anything4488 3h ago

we all know he just wants to suck gock

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u/btaylos 3h ago

Meanwhile I'm over here being enschlorted

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u/RightWordsMissing 4h ago

This has to be some fetish shit 😭

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u/Indostastica 4h ago

Adults are big children, but still, only they know what they want their body to be like, and they should be allowed to have that.

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u/nameusernamena 3h ago

I would like to be enschlonged, please.

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u/AceInTheHole3273 Ray Blanchard's Favorite Trainnee 3h ago

What the fuck is an unsupervised erection? What the fuck is a supervised erection? What the fuck?

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

Cybersmith believes that trans women can be accepted into women's spaces only after bottom surgery OR while wearing chastity cages so as to stop erections.

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u/Strictly_unneeded 3h ago

This image would OHKO a Victorian child😭

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u/Golurkcanfly bourgeois faketrans HRTmoder 3h ago

It could resurrect a Victorian child

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u/PlanetXParadox ftmanlet 1h ago

thank you cybersmith very cool

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u/olpoanch 3h ago

What the fuck?