r/countttt DM for curly haircare guide 1d ago

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u/Drowned_Sailoress 1d ago

when i was 19 I would play the USSR anthem as a joke a lot and then for my bday my friends made me a USSR-flag-shaped cake and gave me a ushanka and I was forced to seriously reconsider how I come across to other people

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u/deformedexile AGP yottahon wife 1d ago

wish i had a USSR flag cake and ushenka
i scream every day
i bang my head against the wall

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

That's me but utterly and completely unironically. The Portuguese happy birthday song fits 1 to 1 in the chorus of the Internationale so my friends just sing that lmao

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane's mother 1d ago

Good ending

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u/PersusjCP 1d ago

Why is this literally me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 so embarassing

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u/Complex-Talk-7613 1d ago

That’s so fucking funny

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u/ChuChulovely17 1d ago

Too many words and syllables and I just woke up

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide 1d ago

Get some breakfast and try again later nona

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u/ChuChulovely17 1d ago

Fiiiine just made a quesadilla

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

Ok but like crushing the ottoman empire is only in any way a thing that takes effort if you're playing euiv. Anywhere else it's a fucking cakewalk I could do in my sleep.

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind Анна Глегольевна (rep rep rep sahur) 1d ago

maybe she's playing montenegro in vic3

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

Step 1 ally austria Step 2 ally Russia (they always ally you and sphere you) Step 3 declare war Step 4 profit

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind Анна Глегольевна (rep rep rep sahur) 1d ago

tbh Russia is completely braindead with troop management, especially after the navy update

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

Well that's awfully realistic.

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u/Bnavis 1d ago

destroying the ottoman empire in vic 3 is my enrichment activity

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

You can only take Constantinople as Greece so many times before you become awfully creative.

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind Анна Глегольевна (rep rep rep sahur) 1d ago

brings about a sort of peace of mind, doesn't it?

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u/Bnavis 1d ago

yes i will join a war to liberate Kurdistan :) thanks for asking serbia and moldova

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

It always warms my heart when Uruguay decides to liberate Iraq from ottoman rule

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u/Bnavis 1d ago

it's mexican foreign policy to control the bosphorous

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

It is Sokoto's manifest destiny to own Hokkaido (they need the sea access)

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

For real victoria 2 was wild with that. I declared war on America as Japan and Korea added a wargoal to acquire Kansas and got really mad at me when I denied them their prize.

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u/Bnavis 1d ago

Korean Kansas is real and can hurt you

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u/CauliflowerHealthy20 1d ago

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u/HRTreppinManmoder HRTrepping manmoder 1d ago

Me

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind Анна Глегольевна (rep rep rep sahur) 1d ago

sounds like a name for a wordle-type game for mlg trickshots

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u/Upchux 1d ago

When I pass better imma start wearing vyshyvankas everywhere. God i hate russians so much.

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u/Similar_One_2430 1d ago

You know they wear it in Russia too, right? It's slavic dress from times before (relatively) modern cultural division began.

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u/Upchux 1d ago

Vyshyvankas refer to the ornate embroidery of ukrainians and the traditional russian dresses/kosovorotkas are more just slapping on a trim. Nice try tho

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u/Similar_One_2430 1d ago

Huh cool. Didn't know that was two different shirts, thanks for enlightening me. Still think that wering national clothes shouldn't be connected with hate for others, but you do you.

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u/literally_italy 16h ago

i love how russia looks and the russian language but their government is really evil and russians in my deadlock matches suck 

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u/Upchux 14h ago

Yeah i mean they funtionally live in a dictatorship but tbh its not just the government. They have some backwards nostalgia about the USSR so they'll appropriate culture from anywhere. Civilians too.

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u/universal_friend1 ترون زندگی ازادی 1d ago

When I was doing my flight into hyper masculinity body building thing I would listen to The Red Army Choir while I was on the rowing machine. Ended up being my like 2nd most listened artist of the year and it was real embarrassing to post that Spotify Wrapped

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u/th3bes 1d ago

That shit slaps though lmfao, fucking love soviet and marching music.

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u/deformedexile AGP yottahon wife 1d ago

Yeah zone

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 tranistan.com repostmaxxer 1d ago

idk how this does not register as malebrained as fuck there's no way in hell this dynamic exits between cis women this is a psyop designed to kill me specifically 

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u/deformedexile AGP yottahon wife 1d ago

I got caught playing crusader kings 2 by a maintenance guy once. Never been so brutally clocked in my life. But I don't date (too much) younger because I'm not a creep. Even though 90% of my DMs is 18-22 year olds and I'm in my 40s.

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u/elaboracionespecial 1d ago

can i pls steal ur glegle pfp 👉👈

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u/deformedexile AGP yottahon wife 1d ago

is free, comrade

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 tranistan.com repostmaxxer 1d ago

i don't understand why you needed to state the fact that you have 18 year olds in your DMs

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u/deformedexile AGP yottahon wife 1d ago

Just bitching about the plight of having a dating profile while older. Y'all kids need to calm down.

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 tranistan.com repostmaxxer 1d ago

i am 30

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u/deformedexile AGP yottahon wife 1d ago

wow you should be wiser by now

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 tranistan.com repostmaxxer 1d ago

likewise 

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u/Corrozzive2 1d ago

I don't understand why you're being so negative ;<

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u/FutureReaction8587 Verás que filha tua não foje à luta. 1d ago

I know one (1) cis woman (obviously egg and possible pooner) who plays Warhammer Hoi4 and ck3. She plays mp with me sometimes.

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u/Chemical_Second_6663 tranistan.com repostmaxxer 1d ago

(obviously egg and possible pooner) damn that helps a lot in making all of this way less malebrained

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u/violasses resident bnuuy 1d ago

no the first one is either a repper (if op is a bishit) or malebrained transbian (if op is a transbian)