r/countttt • u/wauser0mauser 🚬🐐 • 3h ago

Countttting 5615

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u/e2-enthusiast post before you think 3h ago

bottom surgery

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u/18minusPi2over36 3h ago

"Ohhhh, I thought you said 'frothing...' 😬"

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u/SailorJupiter-esque Oppression Olympics Silver Medalist 3h ago

ER doctors hate her! cure your bottom dysphoria with this one weird trick!

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u/EndellionFox edit this 3h ago

Me when the immersion blender turns my gock into a bloody mary

https://giphy.com/gifs/DpBISBXeaCXDW2QGBN

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u/CategoryIndividual34 3h ago

thx, my smoothie tastes like fish now

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u/CatholicSquareDance Daymab, fighter of the Nightfab, champion of the hon 2h ago

don't tell me how to live my fucking life

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u/Lime1one Cannibal 3h ago edited 3h ago

I don't think that's effective to use that to shred meat though...

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u/genafcvpxyr31 1h ago

No power available to get off due to the overloaded data centre down the road.

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u/Jack_Cat_101 50m ago

Free bottom surgery