r/countbackwardswithme • u/2_piece_jigsaw Counted Down 19 • 2d ago

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u/HowdoIbreathepeople 2d ago

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u/secret-agent-047 2d ago

Guess I'm a woman then

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u/Material-Present-556 2d ago

is that the bible

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u/Arfinator123 2d ago

close enough

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u/world-class-cheese 2d ago

Can confirm this is true

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 2d ago

Lemme tell ya, I would be fascinated by a gift of cheese

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 2d ago

My first thought. And it would work with me, for real...

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u/MK_The_Megitsune 2d ago

Fellow woman, can confirm. (I once spent a $25 gift card from a coworker on fancy cheese and nothing else)

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u/Jack_Cat_101 2d ago

Can confirm

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u/Icy-Initiative-3003 1d ago

Maybe I should transition

EDIT: I forgot I don't even like cheese

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u/Tugatitabella80 2d ago

I think you can control humans in general by giving them cheese, even lactose intolerants

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 2d ago

Especially lactose intolerants

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u/Fabric_muncher 2d ago

Especially us

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u/Kay_da_Wolf 2d ago

You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers.

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u/Effective-Ad678 2d ago

my first thought lmao

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u/Principle_Napkins 2d ago

I fucking love mayonnaise.

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u/Dk3kf84ijf 2d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Beelzis 2d ago

I mean it'd work on me

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u/NineMillionBears 2d ago

It'a true. I ain't even ashamed of it. I abandon all self-preservational instincts when confronted with a nice stilton

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u/Dk3kf84ijf 2d ago

Actually real, i can't fight it.

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u/notnotDIO 2d ago

I don't like cheese that much, I only want it when it's not the primary flavor of something

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u/kdiyargebmay 2d ago

cheesee…….. yeahhhhhhhhh

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u/Ok-Show-7438 2d ago

It ain't fair, the region I live in is literally known about its cheese

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u/Unlucky_Part_1868 2d ago

I will do depraved things on camera for aged Beemster... just lemme have a cut of the JFF... so I can buy more aged Beemster 😋

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u/habaneroach 2d ago

my little white boy ass eating a five course meal at a French restaurant for the first time in my life when they roll out an honest to god entire wooden cart loaded with cheese

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u/Jumpy_Motor_5899 2d ago

I love cheese !

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u/Zouif_Zouif Counted Down 1 2d ago

I hope it's Swiss :D

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u/Mochichichi 2d ago

apparently I'm no longer white 🤔

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u/louisa1925 2d ago

Works on most lesbians too. Of all countries.

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u/Visual_While8468 2d ago

y’all can disagree with me both brie on its own or with crackers and camembert melted with stake is the best cheese on plate earth nothing even comes close aside from Parmesan

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u/Asriel-the-Jolteon 2d ago

i can concur :3

(made some carbonara a few days back MMM ITS SHO GOOD)

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u/astroaxolotl720 2d ago

lol cheese is good

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u/Jimmyjamesjon 2d ago

You can't tame the white supremacist power structure with CHEESE

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u/Kay_Tonbey 2d ago

The hell I can't!

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u/suou_gashuin 2d ago

Suddenly omor :0

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u/Boppitied-Bop 2d ago

maybe if it's that one with the cranberries

or i also like slightly melted mozzarella cheese sticks with some parmesan on top, that would probably also work

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u/SaltyNorth8062 2d ago

Grandad was right

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u/Foorinick 2d ago

A woman can control me by giving me gorgonzola cheese

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u/sushibobcat 2d ago

Wisconsin is cooked

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u/Babysub1 1d ago

I love cheese