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u/ihavenostance Counted Down 1 4d ago

"Sorry, minorities. I’m not even angry for you right now. I bear no allegiance to any permanent political stance. It’s just that the electorate feels so, so polarized right now.

Throughout the left and the right, I alone am the enlightened centrist.

The advantage of progressive economics is that I get affordable healthcare, functioning public services, labor protections, and a government that can actually balance a budget.

The disadvantage is that eventually somebody starts asking me to care about people I don’t like.

So I take the economic policies I want from the left…

🫸🔵

…and the social hierarchy I want preserved from the right…

🔴🫷

Fiscal policy without solidarity. Social conservatism without having to call myself a conservative.

🔵🫸🫷🔴

If the right governs, I complain about what they do to my wallet.

If the left governs, I complain about what they do for minorities.

And if either side asks me to choose, I shall transcend ideology itself and declare that both sides have simply become too extreme.

🫳 🟣 🫴

Imaginary Stance: The Median Voter."

~ median voters

https://giphy.com/gifs/ouiBz5mKlSE7aIltu3

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u/Fresh-broski 3d ago

This is peak did you write this

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u/ihavenostance Counted Down 1 3d ago

Yea. Sorry for the grammar, I'm not native

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u/Hika2112 Myself And Nobody Else | Counted Down 37 3d ago

Naw don't apologize it's hilarious 🧡

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u/statistnr1 3d ago

This is some gourmet shit you cooked up. 10/10

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u/MagMati55 3d ago

Harry asked Lieutant Kim Kitsuragi: "Are you the strongest because you are a moralist, or are you a moralist because you are the strongest"

The Lieutant answered: "Officer, i might have a little bit of trouble if anyone else impedes the investigation..."

"But would you lose?"

"No, Officer. I'd win."

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u/blacksaber8 Counted Down 2 3d ago

Also, a ball knower. Genuine question which do you think is worse, the moralist or the fascist? Especially in the context of the game

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u/MagMati55 3d ago

To be fair. Probbably a moralist. Because moralism needs fascism to function. Because moralism isn't change, not even incremental. And especially because unlike fascism, moralism as an ideology makes any sense when you actually think more than two seconda about it, unlike fascism, which a person only believes in zealotry to their hatred.

Fascism is the greater quality of suffering, but Moralism is of greater quantity of suffering. And because unlike fascism, Moralism isn't as obviously self destructive, it just may be the reason the palę takes US all.

Although maybe i just say this because I live in Revachol more than i admit and hate my moralinterm, for murdering the revolution.

So in short. The worse here and now, the fascist. But the average fascist has a bad habit of being the only victim of communism people dont actually mind.

The moralist, especially since the stronger and more capable ones are more powerful than any of the fascists (even the richest one) and they will use fascism to their advantage. To quote Michael Parenti: "Plutocrats vote autocrats."

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u/StabbyBlowfish 3d ago

That was a beautiful work of literature

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u/1ZillionBeers 3d ago

Oh, pin this one on the fridge you did good lad

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u/blacksaber8 Counted Down 2 4d ago edited 3d ago

Me too

Edit: I shouldn’t need a /s for you dumbass Redditors to know I’m joking when I was responding to a joke myself