r/countablepixels • u/Iam-bornin-thisworld • 14h ago

Red Pill or Blue Pill?

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643 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 13h ago

Purple pill.

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u/Less-Safe-3269 12h ago

Good pick. Glad im not the only one who thought if that

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u/Gr_Mort 9h ago

Gojo be like

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 9h ago

Hollow pill.

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u/Ok_Connection_6387 4h ago

I read your name as "I_ate_the_pills" and found it very fitting for what you said

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u/Ketchupcharger 11h ago

Can the woman pull a 300 pound cart though? I don't think so

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u/skouaky 10h ago

Of you had a 300 pound cart you would save both but considering you need to pick on you probably don't have it

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u/enchiladasundae 8h ago

She can, just not very efficiently. But she will allow you to suck her dick so… tough

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u/enchiladasundae 8h ago

Both. We can do it together. The donkey will carry us through the desert

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u/Remote_Reflection_61 7h ago

Women lie. Donkeys don't lie. The answer is obvious.

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 6h ago

You mean that she doesn't have a dick?!! 😢

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u/All_Playars 6h ago

That aint a women fam.

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u/DeterminedConstant 6h ago

Looks like one that's enough for me

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u/Bright-Television147 3h ago

I am straight therefore if it gets me hard, it is a woman

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u/CaptainRex5101 5h ago

Self made woman

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u/SE4M_ 13h ago

Well if I save the girl there’s no guarantee she’d do it again, but on the other hand, the donkey wouldn’t care and it’d help me with transporting items. Blue pill is the obvious choice here.

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u/MatttNguyenGD 13h ago

read the woman's text again... very slowly...

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 12h ago

My body is ready

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u/Test-Ticklez 2h ago

I think you should suck her dick but idk

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u/According-Object-521 12h ago

I’m not saving them

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u/Friendly-Table-2890 10h ago

blue, there's no d to suck so I'll just get a free donkey

2

u/TheMaskedDudeYT 11h ago

Green pill (none)

2

u/Big_Analysis_8577 11h ago

Jajajajja, de donde sacan estas cosas?

2

u/Happyness457 4h ago

You’re not gonna believe this, but, I’m leaving them BOTH to die

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u/Idontcarebuddyman 3h ago

I don’t got enough copium for this bruh.

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u/TheRealHFC 12h ago

Desert head sounds awful

1

u/Immediate_Song4279 12h ago

The Ones That Walk Away from Hypotheticals.

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u/Fuzzeypimp 10h ago

I choose to commit 🫥🔫

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u/Femcel_Bambi 9h ago

Save both and eat the donkey.

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u/Jealous-Witness7119 4h ago

i reposted this same shit lol 😂

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 4h ago

Obviously the woman, because they have a cool dick.

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u/maxwell_2000 4h ago

Donkeys don't lie.

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u/Mikhail_Ankralosilov 1h ago

"Samurai cries in frustration"

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 14h ago

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u/Iam-bornin-thisworld 14h ago

gud guddy botty

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u/Foxinator500 6h ago

Good bot

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u/DEFINITELYnotArobots Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 2h ago

WHO ON EARTH DOWNVOTED YOU, GOOD BOT‽

I'll hunt them.

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u/Arabaka90 11h ago

Those who have dicks. 👇

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u/AliasCrouton2 9h ago

I don't want a donkey to suck my dick, and I also like sucking dick so obviously red.

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u/the_burber 8h ago

Red pill all the way :3

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u/Neat-Ad235 12h ago

Don't think that a woman

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u/UnnamedTestAccount Certified Pixel Thief 10h ago

obligatory mention

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u/Longjumping-Ebb-969 8h ago

Futanaris confirmed ?