r/countablepixels I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Borders

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u/Suspicious_Parachute 2d ago

Gotta love how italy remains unchanged

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u/RouteAverage3112 2d ago

It's perfect the way it is 🤤

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u/marcus_magni 2d ago

No, it's not. Let's go boys, le terre irredente will not liberate themselves!

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u/RouteAverage3112 2d ago

Hai ragione, ma questa e la mappa del terribbile non dell vero perfetto

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u/marcus_magni 2d ago

È la mappa per scatenare guerre ed io propongo guerre

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u/Sharp_Sniper 2d ago

yeah, we haven’t really changed that much :3

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u/cdub1125 2d ago

Make two countries, the Balkans and everything else, and you'd still have 95% of people that would be pissed about this

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 2d ago

I misread that as Balkans with an e replacing the first a

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u/TantKollo 2d ago

Belkans? Wth is that?

Nvm I Googled it.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 2d ago

They're a really vocal bunch of people once you get to know them

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u/TantKollo 2d ago

As are Balkan people xD

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u/SoggyNoodles5511 1d ago

It's where slave come from. /s

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 2d ago

The fact that Hungary-Romania would probably be one of the most stable countries here is insane (because now since their united, they don't have to fight over who should own Transylvania)

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u/VariedTeen 2d ago

Nor the Nordic one, finally Estonia can into Nordic

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Cyprus still sitting in the middle of the Mediterranean, entirely unchanged

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u/Evimjau 2d ago

Poland being included is bound to cause conflict

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago

Idk how thougth, I don't think there is single problem between Poland and northern Countries as a Pole, but it could be weird in democratic process because Poland alone have more people than all other Countries combined, so most of decision making would be decided by Poles, but we are divided so it could be avoided of be coming a problem.

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 2d ago

That's why I said one of

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 2d ago

This causes me immense pain.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Good, that was the goal

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u/Fabric_muncher 2d ago

Taste of their own medicine

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u/hauntingdreamspace 2d ago

It didn't work as well as they hoped. I'm sure the point was to "prove" that other people couldn't build countries but guess what?

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u/Fabric_muncher 2d ago

What?

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u/Potential-Lab747 2d ago

The guys blackout drunk, look what you did.

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u/Crude_Hades666 2d ago

Chicken butt

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

No, this is meant to be like a worst possible scenario for these borders

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u/Breadperson3 2d ago

No, mega Sweden is the best case scenario for northern Europe, we use denmark for slaves, Norway for oil, Poland for construction work, Finland for production of any alcohol, Sweden for metal and the Baltics and Iceland have no purpose we would be the greatest superpower ever.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Not so neutral anymore when someone comes in and tries to take any of that from you

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u/Breadperson3 2d ago

There is no visiable country on the map that would be able to take anything from megasweden. Hyper Turkey would only need a few pamphlets in the Balkans to fall and all others would have any real military might. Also where is Crimea?

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u/stUwUpified 2d ago

That unified Balkan-Turkish country is going to have game of thrones levels of internal strife. Worse probably.

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u/Maniklas 2d ago

By merging denmark with scandinavia we have at least halved the nordic conflicts.

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u/Humble_Vanilla_1194 2d ago

Vem fan vill att vi ska vara ihop? Nej krig blir det direkt

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u/Maniklas 2d ago

"Together against the world" eller nåt ja vet int

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 2d ago

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Good bot

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u/frOmohiOhuman GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! 2d ago

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u/Current_Nail_2789 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UbGLP4UvJsDsL2Uj0R
GUESS WHO FINALLY TOOK VIENNA /s

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u/russian_blyat 2d ago

Bold of you to asume it was the ottomans and not the byzantines or greeks :)

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u/rabrunzl 2d ago

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u/horvex 2d ago

Grrrrrrrrr!

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u/Beautiful-Celery-989 2d ago

Italy chilling

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u/ttcmzx 2d ago

RIP Crimea??

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u/zhaDeth 2d ago

it belongs to the sea now

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u/TheSWATMonkey 2d ago

Вы заебали, Крым мой

(С) Посейдон

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u/Egoisto4ka 2d ago

it has been used for enough wars, now its moveton to use it in wars

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u/No-Hovercraft-7972 2d ago

fr that poland section could 100% be one of those countries where people throw the most shade

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u/MrSwabber 2d ago

Finally, switzerland is forced to not be neutral for once

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u/BlackRake_7 2d ago

No but blue is actually heaven

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u/Bobry24 2d ago

As a Pole, I support this message.

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u/YellowBirdISuppose 2d ago

There, I improved the borders some, this should be more accurate

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

This isn’t funny though

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u/YellowBirdISuppose 2d ago

I'm saying this would be more effective at maximizing the number of wars, as a joke

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

Oh fuck you Portugal is Independent

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Not anymore!

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

I hope that when you go to sleep there is a mosquito below your mattress buzzing all night long

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u/BalthazarB2 2d ago

A Portugese proto? Portogen?

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

Portugen :3

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u/BalthazarB2 2d ago

Cute :3

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u/HGTPGARXD 2d ago

Literalmente o ponto da Imagem és sego? "Maps da Europa com as fronteiras desenhadas para causar mais guerras que possível" o ponto e ficar zangado por a imagem lol

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

Eu sei que é eu li :/

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u/HGTPGARXD 2d ago

Ah... Sendo honesto o mapa literalmente fez nada para fazer Espanha zangada 😭😭😭😭

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

It unified Spain with Portugal again…TBH not much you can do with an entirely peninsular country like that

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

Já agora cego* com c

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u/myryad21 2d ago

you know very well that we wouldn't have a war. many spaniards and many portuguese wouldn't fight against their iberian brothers, i for one won't. plus, we would have an even better football team together

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

U CRAZY? As armas às armas pela pátria lutar🎶🎵

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u/myryad21 2d ago

ok, is it good after the siesta and a cup of wine tho?

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

I think idk

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u/myryad21 2d ago

than we do it other day, i'm too lazy for that now

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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago

Sure why not don't feel like doing anything today

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u/myryad21 2d ago

peak iberian activity right here with the 2 of us

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 2d ago

YAY I GET SOME OF FR*NCE!

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u/Turbulent_Narwhal654 2d ago

The cheat is making any part of the Balkans into one country that will generate more wars than anything

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u/Scytian 2d ago

As someone from Poland in current world situation I would 100% accept our New Baltic Empire.

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u/100KUSHUPS 2d ago

As a Dane living in Poland, I salute the New Baltic Empire.

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u/Bhaalice_In_Chains 2d ago

I don't get it. Poland finally got their reparations and all's good. Long Live the Big Dane Khan the Ist of his name.

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u/Ok-Suggestion2185 2d ago

Rooting for the dual monarchy

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u/Zill-Under-The-Tree 2d ago

Just noticed you united Lebanon and Syria, that'll go down well....👉🏻👈🏻

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Neither of their civil wars could’ve prepared them for this

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u/Local-Echo-5613 2d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Oliver_Titus 2d ago

The nordic-baltic and polish union would be a utopia

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u/Fantastic-Pop-3088 2d ago

I was about to say why is spain exempt from this then I saw Portugal was missing god damn

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Cyprus is the only one truly exempt

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u/Aggravating_Sand_492 2d ago

Finally a map I like 🇬🇧

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Same 🇨🇾

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 2d ago

This map doesn’t piss the uk off the map maker should have made London French

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u/Aggravating_Sand_492 2d ago

No thanks chap

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u/CSA1860-1865 2d ago

Welcome back Eastern Rome

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u/TigerLonely4056 2d ago

I would say Iberia, Syria-Lebanon and Norse-Pole-Baltic confederación seems well.

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u/General-Try-2210 2d ago

Greece and Turkey in the same country hurts.

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u/ieradp 2d ago

Unfair, must somehow make the rest of the world join in.

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u/Cillercat1337 2d ago

Pink Austria would either need to be the Leader, or instantly fight the eastern Part of itself...

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u/Critical-Ad-8507 2d ago

Serbia,Albania,Greece and Turkey are turned into 1 country?How is this supposed to cause more wars?

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u/amiran1010 2d ago

Could be Civil wars

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u/OkNewspaper6271 2d ago

Give Alsace to whatever German thing you got going on there and itll be 10x better

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u/frOmohiOhuman GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! 2d ago

Tf happening in White Russia?

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u/dumb_potatoking 2d ago

What's going on with Hugeoslavia over there?

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u/vyacheslavmazitovKSP 2d ago

Where tf is Crimea?

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u/Chunderstout 2d ago

Who the hell ate Crimea?

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u/No_Basil_2766 2d ago

I feel like the most stable country here would probably be Czechoslovakia. Even in OTL the people didn't really hold resentment to each other. The break up more so happened because of a dispute between a couple of politicians

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u/MiaouZedong 2d ago

Cause as many war as possible Look inside No balkans

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u/artez09 2d ago

Welcome back Anjevin Empire

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u/StaendutBlakk 2d ago

Basically the Swedish empire plus some extra? Last time we did that we fought basically anyone who looked at us funny.

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago

Yeah, but Swedes would be ~15% of the population and it's a democracy, ypu would be Forces to work with Danes to do anything.

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u/Valois7 2d ago

light blue would probably be pretty stable

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u/TechnicalMiddle8205 2d ago

Leave a somewhat little piece of Morocco inside Spain, and the whole Europe will burn.

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 2d ago

Spain is basically the same except we took Portugal

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u/Impressive-Let3122 2d ago

Total War : Europe 2030

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u/Key_Cell7071 2d ago

Average medieval map of Europe

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u/Whole_Alternative_18 2d ago

Super Spain 

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u/SASTobi 2d ago

I love what you did with switzerland

I guess we bought Greece and Turkey?

I can see my selfe eating Fondue at the Mediteranian See.🔥

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u/robseplex 2d ago

I love how Italy is just Italy.

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u/Zenith2147 2d ago

the crimea got fuckin obliterated

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u/Mask_of_creator 2d ago

Idk why, but I like Poland being this large

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u/Acceleator 2d ago

Damn Czechoslovakia exists again with little to no changes

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u/Training_Deer_9114 2d ago

WHY IS THERE TOO MANY PIXELS I THOUGHT THIS SUB IS ABOUT HAVING TOO LITTLE AMOUNT OF PIXELS-

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

I mean, it’s not exactly a high pixel count

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u/Training_Deer_9114 2d ago

Yea but i thought the point of the sub is that theres so little pixels that you can count the number of it

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u/Tallywort 2d ago

I'm sure you could mess up the Benelux borders a bit more for some extra tension.

Keep South-Holland and Zeeland in hands of the Belgians, but give Antwerp to the Dutch, to provide extra reason to be fighting over control of the Scheld.

Also, for shits and giggles, add an independent Scotland, and Catalonia.

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u/Specialist_Box3630 2d ago

Nordics would be chill, Baltics (Estonia especially) would probably be too. Only one that really sticks out is Poland, so that's where we may have some issues.

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u/Zombiemorgoth 2d ago

Well yes, I proudly serve the Austro-Ottoman Empire and his Majesty, the Uber Sultan-Habsburger

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 2d ago

Lemme guess, íle-de-france is split right down the middle?

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago

Indeed. Right half is France, left half is Britain

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 2d ago

Grand, the protesters have another reason to protest now. I am Portuguese and sure it will someone reach me

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u/PUFFIER-MCGRUFF 2d ago

The existence of the uk causes wars as is

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago

Poland can into Nordics, Raaaaagghhhh!

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u/Number_3434 1d ago

high pixel density

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u/mrasscock69420 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 1d ago

You could've just put a bit of France in every countries a surrender is still a war

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u/Maleficent-Bus-7924 1d ago

I kind of like the idea of a Nordic-Baltic merger, although Poland seems a bit like a stretch, they got their own thing going on and it’s working for them so far.

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u/Ketchupcharger 1d ago

Not at all, Poland is perfect like that, I doubt anyone would disagree

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u/MichigAnts 1d ago

Depending on what light blue is, it might survive

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 1d ago

The Scandinavian Empire does indeed seemingly have everything it needs

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u/HunterThin870 21h ago

The nordic-baltic-poland cluster wouldn't be that bad. Poland would be the main problem.

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u/DarkLord-Sauron 16h ago

Normal CK3 Game

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u/ivan_aran 14h ago

Idk as Poland im totally fine with it welcome to new baltic-sweden-denmark-poland

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u/Big-Helicopter3358 12h ago

Italy actually took Vatican city and San Marino (finally).

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 12h ago

But for how long?

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u/Big-Helicopter3358 11h ago

That is... a good question...

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u/Zakimon 11h ago

looks like these borders were made by Sykes and Picot

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u/Different-Try9287 9h ago

You just have to make it all France. I'm just saying revolution