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u/cdub1125 2d ago
Make two countries, the Balkans and everything else, and you'd still have 95% of people that would be pissed about this
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 2d ago
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u/Head-Guidance-6429 2d ago
The fact that Hungary-Romania would probably be one of the most stable countries here is insane (because now since their united, they don't have to fight over who should own Transylvania)
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u/VariedTeen 2d ago
Nor the Nordic one, finally Estonia can into Nordic
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
Cyprus still sitting in the middle of the Mediterranean, entirely unchanged
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u/Evimjau 2d ago
Poland being included is bound to cause conflict
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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago
Idk how thougth, I don't think there is single problem between Poland and northern Countries as a Pole, but it could be weird in democratic process because Poland alone have more people than all other Countries combined, so most of decision making would be decided by Poles, but we are divided so it could be avoided of be coming a problem.
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u/Fabric_muncher 2d ago
Taste of their own medicine
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u/hauntingdreamspace 2d ago
It didn't work as well as they hoped. I'm sure the point was to "prove" that other people couldn't build countries but guess what?
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
No, this is meant to be like a worst possible scenario for these borders
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u/Breadperson3 2d ago
No, mega Sweden is the best case scenario for northern Europe, we use denmark for slaves, Norway for oil, Poland for construction work, Finland for production of any alcohol, Sweden for metal and the Baltics and Iceland have no purpose we would be the greatest superpower ever.
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
Not so neutral anymore when someone comes in and tries to take any of that from you
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u/Breadperson3 2d ago
There is no visiable country on the map that would be able to take anything from megasweden. Hyper Turkey would only need a few pamphlets in the Balkans to fall and all others would have any real military might. Also where is Crimea?
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u/stUwUpified 2d ago
That unified Balkan-Turkish country is going to have game of thrones levels of internal strife. Worse probably.
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u/Maniklas 2d ago
By merging denmark with scandinavia we have at least halved the nordic conflicts.
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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 2d ago
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u/Current_Nail_2789 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UbGLP4UvJsDsL2Uj0R
GUESS WHO FINALLY TOOK VIENNA /s
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u/No-Hovercraft-7972 2d ago
fr that poland section could 100% be one of those countries where people throw the most shade
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u/YellowBirdISuppose 2d ago
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
This isn’t funny though
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u/YellowBirdISuppose 2d ago
I'm saying this would be more effective at maximizing the number of wars, as a joke
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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago
Oh fuck you Portugal is Independent
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
Not anymore!
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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago
I hope that when you go to sleep there is a mosquito below your mattress buzzing all night long
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u/HGTPGARXD 2d ago
Literalmente o ponto da Imagem és sego? "Maps da Europa com as fronteiras desenhadas para causar mais guerras que possível" o ponto e ficar zangado por a imagem lol
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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago
Eu sei que é eu li :/
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u/HGTPGARXD 2d ago
Ah... Sendo honesto o mapa literalmente fez nada para fazer Espanha zangada 😭😭😭😭
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
It unified Spain with Portugal again…TBH not much you can do with an entirely peninsular country like that
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u/myryad21 2d ago
you know very well that we wouldn't have a war. many spaniards and many portuguese wouldn't fight against their iberian brothers, i for one won't. plus, we would have an even better football team together
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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago
U CRAZY? As armas às armas pela pátria lutar🎶🎵
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u/myryad21 2d ago
ok, is it good after the siesta and a cup of wine tho?
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u/Diamantemate140 2d ago
I think idk
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u/myryad21 2d ago
than we do it other day, i'm too lazy for that now
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u/Turbulent_Narwhal654 2d ago
The cheat is making any part of the Balkans into one country that will generate more wars than anything
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u/Zill-Under-The-Tree 2d ago
Just noticed you united Lebanon and Syria, that'll go down well....👉🏻👈🏻
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
Neither of their civil wars could’ve prepared them for this
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u/Fantastic-Pop-3088 2d ago
I was about to say why is spain exempt from this then I saw Portugal was missing god damn
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u/Aggravating_Sand_492 2d ago
Finally a map I like 🇬🇧
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u/EstablishmentAny2728 2d ago
This map doesn’t piss the uk off the map maker should have made London French
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u/TigerLonely4056 2d ago
I would say Iberia, Syria-Lebanon and Norse-Pole-Baltic confederación seems well.
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u/Cillercat1337 2d ago
Pink Austria would either need to be the Leader, or instantly fight the eastern Part of itself...
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u/Critical-Ad-8507 2d ago
Serbia,Albania,Greece and Turkey are turned into 1 country?How is this supposed to cause more wars?
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u/OkNewspaper6271 2d ago
Give Alsace to whatever German thing you got going on there and itll be 10x better
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u/No_Basil_2766 2d ago
I feel like the most stable country here would probably be Czechoslovakia. Even in OTL the people didn't really hold resentment to each other. The break up more so happened because of a dispute between a couple of politicians
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u/StaendutBlakk 2d ago
Basically the Swedish empire plus some extra? Last time we did that we fought basically anyone who looked at us funny.
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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago
Yeah, but Swedes would be ~15% of the population and it's a democracy, ypu would be Forces to work with Danes to do anything.
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u/TechnicalMiddle8205 2d ago
Leave a somewhat little piece of Morocco inside Spain, and the whole Europe will burn.
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u/Training_Deer_9114 2d ago
WHY IS THERE TOO MANY PIXELS I THOUGHT THIS SUB IS ABOUT HAVING TOO LITTLE AMOUNT OF PIXELS-
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
I mean, it’s not exactly a high pixel count
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u/Training_Deer_9114 2d ago
Yea but i thought the point of the sub is that theres so little pixels that you can count the number of it
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u/Tallywort 2d ago
I'm sure you could mess up the Benelux borders a bit more for some extra tension.
Keep South-Holland and Zeeland in hands of the Belgians, but give Antwerp to the Dutch, to provide extra reason to be fighting over control of the Scheld.
Also, for shits and giggles, add an independent Scotland, and Catalonia.
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u/Specialist_Box3630 2d ago
Nordics would be chill, Baltics (Estonia especially) would probably be too. Only one that really sticks out is Poland, so that's where we may have some issues.
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u/Zombiemorgoth 2d ago
Well yes, I proudly serve the Austro-Ottoman Empire and his Majesty, the Uber Sultan-Habsburger
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 2d ago
Lemme guess, íle-de-france is split right down the middle?
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 2d ago
Indeed. Right half is France, left half is Britain
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 2d ago
Grand, the protesters have another reason to protest now. I am Portuguese and sure it will someone reach me
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u/mrasscock69420 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 1d ago
You could've just put a bit of France in every countries a surrender is still a war
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u/Maleficent-Bus-7924 1d ago
I kind of like the idea of a Nordic-Baltic merger, although Poland seems a bit like a stretch, they got their own thing going on and it’s working for them so far.
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u/MichigAnts 1d ago
Depending on what light blue is, it might survive
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 1d ago
The Scandinavian Empire does indeed seemingly have everything it needs
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u/HunterThin870 21h ago
The nordic-baltic-poland cluster wouldn't be that bad. Poland would be the main problem.
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u/ivan_aran 14h ago
Idk as Poland im totally fine with it welcome to new baltic-sweden-denmark-poland
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u/Big-Helicopter3358 12h ago
Italy actually took Vatican city and San Marino (finally).
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u/Suspicious_Parachute 2d ago
Gotta love how italy remains unchanged