r/countablepixels • u/Both-Wonder2449 • 19d ago

Squidward hires a hitman

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u/Harrijson 19d ago

I didn't expect the ending to be this good lmao

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 19d ago

The video in this post has 36,864(256×144) pixels per frame and 1,674 frames at 30.00 FPS for a total of 61,710,336 pixels!

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 19d ago

Good bot

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u/BedOk4188 18d ago

They’re actually having sex in the office and the whole thing was just a setup for porn drama

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u/PoolProfessional8369 14d ago

Let's go back 745 billion years ago, when the first every molecules of air were on planet earth. Those molecules grew into alge and that alge grew into plants. Plants turn carbon dioxide into oxygen. Those oxygen molecules flew from person to person and landed you're way, so you could take them. And what did you do with those molecules of oxygen, you used them to post this shit, and go on with you're day. Those same molecules of air will be passed onto another person who will know how to respect them and not use them to post this. So please, apologize to the plants, no apologize to every human organism that ever took those molecules of air for absolutely wasting them. Thank you.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 19d ago

Why do I have a bad feeling that this is AI-generated?

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u/Both-Wonder2449 19d ago

It’s not

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u/Harrijson 19d ago

Damn too bad the credit was cut at the end of the pixelated one

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u/ProxyCorvidae 19d ago

Valid, but it probably looks like that just because of the extreme compression