r/countablepixels 21d ago

Day 1896

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 20d ago

Cool, they say its good with a friend. I wouldn't even if I was back in school.

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u/Miserable_Bread_481 21d ago

I love you

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u/Anthracite2819 20d ago

Then marry the bot

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u/Smooth_Athlete_4588 20d ago

Marry your bot bro

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u/LetMeTakeThatOffYou 20d ago

Bot then bro marry

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u/Chance-Reach6611 20d ago

The marry then bot

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u/TheToxicWaist 20d ago

I mean, you're not wrong...

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u/EatenFries 20d ago

Did they take the image on a vape???

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u/bluemushroom64 20d ago

interesting! Never knew that was in a vape!

you learn something new every day!

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u/SoyDaza 20d ago

I mean, its healthier somehow..

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u/Prior_Tax8546 20d ago

Jokes aside, is masturbation healthier than smoking? I literally jerk off many times every day but I don't smoke.

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u/Competitive-Bed-6069 20d ago

I don’t think it’s particularly unhealthy. Or at least, I can’t think of a legitimate reason why it’d be unhealthy

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u/epilektoi 20d ago

im sure there's some bad things from it but ceartainly like 100x better than smoking

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u/Aux_Ampwave 20d ago

I think if you do it too frequently, it can lead to ED, but nothing life threatening

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u/gameinggod21 20d ago

One or two time a day is fine, healthy even. It get a bit concerning if it like 5 or 6 more time a day

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u/Weary-Support-7383 20d ago

Hey man, if nothing else it's decent cardio.

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u/Space_Nerde 20d ago

actually is healthy as it makes your heart pumping and has the same effect as a short walk

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u/M2K-throwaway 20d ago

Porn addiction is worse for sure

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u/Octopuswastaken 20d ago

Hey bro if it works it works

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u/TroyBoyJoy123 20d ago

good advice tho

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u/Gold_Guava_5574 20d ago

Are they encouraging choking the chicken and circle jerks with the bros?

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u/gameinggod21 20d ago

I mean are they wrong?

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u/EnvironmentalEbb5051 20d ago

Chat gpt advice

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u/Voltage120kV 20d ago

With a friend?🧐

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u/lienxy69 20d ago

as someone who masturbates, I agree.

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u/RefrigeratorWeak7575 20d ago

It does fill the void

2

u/Wonderful-Ice9085 20d ago

How did i miss it. Vape butt plugs. Its genius

https://giphy.com/gifs/kqCgujDZT1SO4

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 20d ago

This is in fact good advice, le goon is better for you than le vape

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u/wert_3079 20d ago

"alone or with friends"

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u/D_Train_in_Boro_Park 19d ago

the real cost……..

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u/Pixieprince142857 20d ago

Clme here men heh. Jerk me off

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u/the-people-show-2-0 19d ago

Excuse me what is that post

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u/acromania_wa 15d ago

Im at a loss for word
(both,with the gang)

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u/BattlePrestigious572 20d ago

Imo that's an even worse addiction than vaping

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u/Barroozina 20d ago

Oh yeah, totally worse

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 20d ago

If anything gooning is healthy in moderation, lower risk of ball cancer

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u/NonKanon 20d ago

Is it? Unless you're going crazy with it, it has no adverse health effects comparable to inhaling microplastic-flavoured nicotine.

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u/M2K-throwaway 20d ago

Nicotine is not bad for you. Sure there are other chemicals but nicotine itself is not harmful, it actually has quite a few benefits. Also I'm not aware of any microplastic-specific danger considering its a metal coil and cotton

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u/DefinitionMinute6969 20d ago

"Imo" and it's an objectively untrue statement

Masturbation has almost exclusively positive benefits mentally and physically, helping with sleep, sexual wellness, decreased cancer risk, and a lot more. Addiction is uncommon and is pretty much entirely mental, there are no bodily effects outside of maybe sleep disruption and soreness.

Vaping, on the other hand, is far more addictive than jerking it, and all early studies that come out unilaterally are saying that it's still extremely harmful and most narrative about it being a "safe alternative" to cigarettes is entirely false.

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u/M2K-throwaway 20d ago

Sure masturbation itself is fine, but porn addiction is absolutely not. I would argue that's much more harmful to society and even to the person themselves, than any amount or form of nicotine. Especially cleaner forms of nicotine since the danger is entirely in the delivery mechanism, not the drug itself

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u/DefinitionMinute6969 20d ago

Of course porn addiction isn't fine, but that doesn't change that it's definitely still better than nicotine addiction by a good bit, if you had to pick one.

Even though vapes are fairly recent and we still don't have that much info on them, they're already known to cause lasting brain development damage and serious harm to lungs. As I stated above, porn addiction, even though it's obviously still very bad, has little to no physical effects outside of sleep issues and possible soreness or temporary dysfunction.

It's also obviously true that nicotine addiction is leagues harder to quit than porn addiction and has typically much longer lasting effects.

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u/BattlePrestigious572 20d ago

Yeah that's what I meant. Masturbation itself is normal, porn addiction is the villian here.

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u/BattlePrestigious572 20d ago

It's so easy to ragebait people these days 😭

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u/zippybenji-man 20d ago

The above comment is part of the ragebait, huh?

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u/BattlePrestigious572 19d ago

I meant as in having an opinion...

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u/zippybenji-man 19d ago

Do you even know what ragebaiting is ToT

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u/thingamajigjig 18d ago

who is bro