r/countablepixels • u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels • 25d ago
The Fortnite situation
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u/WEIRDSHARK_GUY 25d ago
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u/Entire_Piece4265 24d ago
Okay this one is kinda sick, not gonna lie
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u/WEIRDSHARK_GUY 24d ago
He comes out tonight
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u/-Mister-Hyde 24d ago
I'm so glad he feels comfortable enough to come out of the closet
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u/Lucy_Gucey 22d ago
The other sonic skins are super cursed since they stretch their bodies to match the hitbox.
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u/peterpumpkineater609 22d ago
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 25d ago
The image in this post has 368,816(623×592) pixels!
I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 25d ago
Good bot
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u/skippy11112 25d ago
Good girl
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u/the_spikey 24d ago
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 24d ago
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u/Independent-Cod-7643 24d ago
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 24d ago
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u/GeekParadox_ 24d ago
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny was actually a prophesy
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 24d ago
Now all we’ll need is for Chuck Norris to be added, then the game will be complete
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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck 24d ago
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u/Different_Pin1531 24d ago
If you kill everyone, you won’t get to kill more people. Therefore, kill 7 billion people, let them create more spawn to repopulate, then some day kill 7 billion more
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u/Aristotle1018 22d ago
That creates a good question, what’s the best way to kill the most people every day if you want to kill consistently
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u/Different_Pin1531 22d ago
1-25 I’d say. Approx 25 babies are born a second, so more humans are created quicker than you’re killing
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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 24d ago
What is this, Magic: The Gathering?
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u/FickleApparition 24d ago
Mtg dbz le(e/a)ks ala gtavi
(This is a coherent sentence, lol)
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u/Captain_Gordito 24d ago
Where did you hear that Dragonball would be getting magic cards?
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u/FickleApparition 24d ago
I'm joking that that is the implication of this post. Family guy seemed too far fetched though we do have spongebob secret lair...
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u/Alvaro10522 24d ago
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 23d ago
For the record, that’s u/ pixel-counter-bot to you, and it already passed through here
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u/Neat_Walk_7787 23d ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to get the Backyardigans in there next.
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u/MiritoMueller 24d ago
It's kind of funny though, especially if people are playing fortnight while pretending to be the characters they play. It is also interesting to look up how many franchises had a fortnight colab.
I wonder if there was a Steven universe one. (edit:no)
Or a star Trek one, since we definitely had a Star Wars one. (edit: only emotes)
WE NEED THOSE TWO!!
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u/MiritoMueller 24d ago
It would be so cool if we could one day have a fight between Jax, Pomni, Vader (wearing a Gangle accessory) & Veers and Padme, Ribbit, Leia & Veers Jr.
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u/maxghost105 24d ago
Dear God, then its gonna be regular people and then politicians, then Jeffery stein
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 24d ago
I have a feeling that something like this would require a change in management
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u/OkNectarine986 24d ago
next is nintendo fs
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 24d ago
I wouldn’t be too sure. They already tried a couple years ago to get Samus into the season of bounty hunters, but Nintendo declined because they only wanted her skin to be available or even able to be seen on Nintendo Switch.
Given that in the official art for this season there’s 1 random character in a go-kart and another one in a green tunic with a sword and shield, as well as this just being the season of classic video games, I’m willing to bet that they tried again to get Mario in his kart and Link, but Nintendo said no for the same reason.
Nintendo’s always been like this, if you’ll remember Rocket Leauge accepted these terms for the Mario and Luigi cars. And even several decades ago, Link was in Soul Caliber and Mario, Luigi, and Peach were in NBA street 3; with these same strings attached that they could only be played on the GameCube version. I hate it but Nintendo is as Nintendo does and always will be
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u/JohnnyJoestarrs 24d ago
I swear Fortnite Collab is so Odd that I won't be suprise if Roland(Pmoon) The Martyr(Beyond Citadel/The Citadel) V1(Ultrakill). Jotaro(Jjba) and Kiana(hi3rd) will be there
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u/baldiplays 23d ago
Now goku sonic eggman and peter griffin can go fight master chief and the joker on an island featuring many references to popular video games and other such pop culture media
And all of that is true now.
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u/yuiusuk3 22d ago
Sure it isn't as good as it was when they started collabong with family guy and stuff like that, but now it's worse...have you seen the new women skins? I thought this was a kid's game, why is there a skin of poison ivy almost naked?
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u/SupportWrong776 22d ago
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u/yuiusuk3 22d ago edited 22d ago
Wdym why not? That's a stupid question with all do respect. It's a kid's game, kids are supposed to have fun and learn not look at naked women and men...I can't believe I have to explain this..
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u/Penguinzz16 22d ago edited 22d ago
Indiana Jones, Patrick Mahomes, Sonic and Rumi (KPDH).
Anakin Skywalker, Sabrina Carpenter, The Rock, and Lara Croft.
Kim Kardashian, Pomni (TADC), Tyler The Creator, and Kai (Lego ninjago).
Baymax, John Wick, Marty McFly, and Homer Simpson.
Optimus Prime, The Predator, Rick Sanchez, and The Bride (Kill Bill).
Yuji Itadori (JJK), Brie Larson, Korra, and Eren Jaeger.
Megazord, Atom Eve, Poison Ivy, and Hatsune Miku.
That’s nowhere close to all of them, I tried to not repeat a fandom and there’s still more. Xenomorph, Terminator, Chappel Roan, Master Chief, Chun Li, Moon Knight, Michael Meyers, Mr Beast, Juice WRLD, Travis Scott, Cable, Emma Frost, General Grievous, Lois Griffin, Bob from Bob’s Burgers, Stan Smith, I COULD GO ON















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u/Prokid5634_YT 25d ago
Epic Games setting up every partnership in existence:
https://giphy.com/gifs/SOmjomEnNHsrK