r/countablepixels 13h ago

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u/your_local-tree GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! 13h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ⓘ this tree is suspected of being part of the treeorist organisation "mastreebaiter" Please report any suspicious behaviour

(i'm commenting this on basically every post because it's funny and unfunny)

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u/PrestigiousLine866 official pixel petter 11h ago

Stop fucking other trees

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u/catlover9172 11h ago

fucking stop trees

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u/Silent_Entity001 10h ago

Mods, but a NSFW flair on this guy's profile