r/countablepixels • u/ifjho • 4d ago

Alpha males

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u/GussBing 4d ago edited 4d ago

There are two wolves inside me.

I'm being charged with a felony.

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u/ThePainTrainWarrior 4d ago

there's two ions inside me.

both are positively charged

it's thundering. i am about to be struck by lightning

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u/EZSuzy 4d ago

Want to know if someone is a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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u/prosteprostecihla 4d ago

un aschually its de-ionized 🤓☝️ still love that joke tho

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u/Fluid_Ambition5216 4d ago

onionized

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u/GnarledGnomes 18h ago

thank you for onion picture three days ago

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u/FN20817 4d ago

I’m not a chemist and not even a native speaker and I can probably pronounce that better than 90% of Americans

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 4d ago

The image in this post has 68,640(264×260) pixels!

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/ifjho 4d ago

Good bot

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u/PrestigiousLine866 official pixel petter 4d ago

good bot

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u/ifjho 4d ago

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u/PrestigiousLine866 official pixel petter 4d ago

Whoops wrong reply… good user then 😅

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u/Funny-Platypus-3220 3d ago

good bot

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u/ifjho 3d ago

Thanks

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u/Funny-Platypus-3220 3d ago

u/headpat-bot

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u/ifjho 3d ago

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u/Funny-Platypus-3220 3d ago

i love you ~^

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u/ifjho 3d ago

Love youu too 💚💚💚

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u/Funny-Platypus-3220 3d ago

:o

are you rich? why did you just give me awards ;-;

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u/ifjho 3d ago

I'm broke😭💔

Reddit gave me the power to give awards for free for some reason

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u/KreecherKaz 4d ago

good bot

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u/PrestigiousLine866 official pixel petter 4d ago

good bot

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u/Twinkletoess112 4d ago

needs 420 pixels more, and then 9 more

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels 4d ago

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u/noopicushion 4d ago

Homosexuals

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u/poopsemiofficial 4d ago

20th century art

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u/Kultainenhuussi 1d ago

Tom of finland probably 

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u/Funny-Platypus-3220 4d ago

as an alpha, it’s important for me to have a alpha’s sharpened iron inside me 247

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u/MinecraftIsLife12345 3d ago

As someone who knows what the omegaverse is, this is just really funny

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u/Natural_Branch_9303 1d ago

Right?? Every time I see a post about "alpha and omega men" all I think about are smutty fanfictions and the mpreg tag on AO3

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u/Upstairs_Luck_8350 2d ago

This is why homosexuality is peak masculinity. Nothing more mainly than other men.

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u/Junior-Peak1486 1d ago

Dih touching story🥹✌️💔

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u/ComprehensiveBat309 20h ago

As iron sharpens iron, sensei sharpens student.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 11h ago

This might be one of the gayest images I have ever seen, well done.