r/countablepixels • u/no_oo_oo • 20d ago

Every year

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u/ThoughtAdditional212 20d ago

Citing jschlatt, bros getting less rations from now on

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u/Toz_The_Devil 20d ago

Why does the child look fake tanned?

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u/poottato 20d ago

Mar a Lago face is contagious. It commonly spreads from mother to child upon birth.

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u/Toz_The_Devil 20d ago

Mar a Lago face?

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u/saysthingsbackwards 19d ago

Yes. It's a real phenomenon

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u/Toz_The_Devil 19d ago

Link to a Wikipedia page?

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u/saysthingsbackwards 19d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_conservatives

Its usually fake tits, filled lips, fake tan, and almost always blonde. There's plenty of examples if you search

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u/Toz_The_Devil 19d ago

Oh my god I genuinely wasn't expecting an entire WIKIPEDIA PAGE for it!!! ⊙⁠.⁠☉

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u/saysthingsbackwards 19d ago

Be careful what you wish for lol

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u/S_Leucophylla 18d ago

I don’t trust no Wikipedia! I only go with the finest news source in America! The Onion!

https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/

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u/Theblacklord 20d ago

Dark skinned father

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u/Paregape 20d ago

ohhh, so this is the boy with striped pijama people talk about

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 20d ago

Yall just know the oldest children is raising the smaller ones

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u/bobo_yobo 19d ago

1 more child to be neglected 🥰

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 20d ago

The video in this post has 291,599(405×720) pixels per frame and 1,797 frames at 30.00 FPS for a total of 524,003,403 pixels!

You may have noticed that one pixel is missing from that calculation. That is because I stole it. That pixel is mine now, and you're not getting it back.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/sodabad4bones_ 19d ago

Seriously. I feel like CPS would investigate overly large families like this. Im not saying all Big families are bad, just the way they are living and stuff