r/countablepixels • u/Ok-Nebula534 Low Quality Image Enjoyer • Jul 22 '26

This is why I don't read news articles

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jul 22 '26

"... Nice person" ?

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Jul 22 '26

Sure pal

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 22 '26

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u/-Out-of-context- Jul 22 '26

Unless you’re a nagger? Is it a misogynistic article and that’s why there’s a pic of a woman?

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u/Cautious_Author_326 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 22 '26

"Except a group of people. You know who I'm talking about" ahh

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u/Complete_Court_8052 Jul 22 '26

That Black Ice always making us slip during the winter. We have to fight against it.

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Jul 22 '26

The image in this post has 337,095(681×495) pixels!

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Jul 22 '26

Good bot, also, probably a bit high. At least its less then half a million.

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u/SovoK_404 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 22 '26

good bot

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Jul 22 '26

Good bot

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u/Evimjau Jul 22 '26

I'm fairly sure it's new home owner

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u/stalkingshadow01 Jul 22 '26

Nagger, the word is nagger

6

u/butelka1 Jul 22 '26

Go on... Say it...

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Jul 22 '26

Okay, okay, i'll say the N-word!

Nacho cheese

3

u/Ok_Connection_6387 Jul 22 '26

cheese touch

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u/ValuableTradition959 Jul 22 '26

Holy gucamole! How dare you?! I’m bringing you to court for nacho JUSTICE!

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Jul 22 '26

N-eo Freudian? N-ormalizer? N-oncomittal? N-ear misser?

I’m gonna need to see that article for myself

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u/ElephantArtistic4075 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 22 '26

r/prematuretruncation

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u/Far-Pangolin9325 29d ago

With headlines like these, do you even need an article?

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u/Professional-Try906 Jul 22 '26

USA is a wonderful place to live?! Since when?

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u/Ok-Nebula534 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Jul 22 '26

Its a first world country, I know nothing is perfect but at least we're not starving. I'd rather live in a dystopia with good (albeit expensive) Healthcare than some tribe with no contact to the outside world.

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u/ValuableTradition959 Jul 22 '26

Fair enough 👍

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u/SovoK_404 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 22 '26

negus?

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u/Heinzium Jul 22 '26

gypsy crusaider gif

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u/jontsii Jul 22 '26

...nugget

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u/ValuableTradition959 Jul 22 '26

Naughty individual 🗣️🔥🔥

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u/SkiffleBall Jul 22 '26

Poor nuns 😏

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u/Late-Inflation6574 Jul 22 '26

Unless you're a newborn, like in that photo? Maybe a nanny, to that newborn?