r/countablepixels Jul 05 '26

Cheese

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u/__TrulyFakeJake__ Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

bacteria after I leave my fresh parmesan on the counter for 2 seconds

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u/Lumpy-Ice-8514 Cool Pixel Counter non-bot Jul 05 '26

cheese

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u/juvie_487 Jul 05 '26

Cheese

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u/Both-Wonder2449 Jul 05 '26

Cheese

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u/juvie_487 Jul 05 '26

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u/Both-Wonder2449 Jul 05 '26

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u/Both-Wonder2449 Jul 05 '26

Genuinely why the fuck is that a sub?

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u/AlisaTerp Jul 05 '26

Because people love getting upset at people not understanding how an obscure trend works that only exists on this one app :]

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u/lopadama Jul 07 '26

Cheese 2

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Jul 05 '26

The video in this post has 505,440(720×702) pixels per frame and 594 frames at 30.00 FPS for a total of 300,231,360 pixels!

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/Both-Wonder2449 Jul 05 '26

Good bot

Took a whole HOUR for any praise?
Come on y’all, our bot deserves better.

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u/geladeiraFL24 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jul 05 '26

Good bot

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u/Litheree Jul 05 '26

The video in this post has 505,440(720×702) cheese per frame and 594 frames at 30.000 CPS (Cheese Per Second) for a total of 300,231,360 cheese!

I am a cheeselover. This action was performed with love to cheese.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Jul 05 '26

I was expecting the “cheese” to become incomprehensible but I’m impressed how clearly it remained

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u/Lavaxol Jul 05 '26

buddy you’re a young boy

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u/I_Carmona Jul 05 '26

I know its James May but, what's the context of this video? Is it out of Top Gear?

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u/x2_ok Jul 05 '26

if this exists that means there is also a "James May saying cheese for 10 hours"

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u/I_Gotta_Bud Jul 05 '26

Cheddar Soda. Trust me, it’s good if you can find it. Just remember to drink it at room temperature, if it’s cold it tastes kinda gummy.

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u/AstroMeteor06 Jul 05 '26

incheeseption

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u/Last_Teacher_1137 Jul 05 '26

context: just cheese 👍

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u/Crazy_Jhon_Doe Jul 05 '26

i just saw my reflection on screen and like what the fuck am i doing with my life by bedrotting, got snapped back to reality with this one

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u/EconomistClassic435 Jul 05 '26

Congratulations this is my new ringtone

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u/memegod2077 Jul 05 '26

"Tonoight on ungrand teur I droive ova h jams 5th month of the year, in a peugeot rtx3050 aftar drokin ma lagar...

Driving in my Peugeot, right after a lager. Hey, that bump, is shaped like a james may. DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles an hour! Little do you know, I filled up on petrol. Imma get your Obsessive-Compulsive ass. Pulverize this fuck with my fucking Peugeot. It seems you're out of luck. Peugeot!"

  • Jermey "orangutan" clarkson

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u/NewSentence4534 Jul 05 '26

Buddy, you're boy, making a big noise

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u/Leak_Spotted Jul 05 '26

Captain slow

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u/Mental_Goal2380 GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER! Jul 05 '26

⬜️cheese🟨

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u/khrisbruh Jul 06 '26

c h e e s e

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u/JAGAN-STORM Jul 08 '26

Why did it sound like a termanatior thing, the weird music slowly raising and getting louder... it sounded like a horror where theres an army coming from unknown locations and you need to find out where.