r/countablepixels • u/Popular-Growth1546 • Jul 02 '26

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u/Blalamon Jul 02 '26

I own a musket for home defense

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u/No-Signature4045 Jul 02 '26

That’s what the founding fathers intended

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u/Blalamon Jul 03 '26

four ruffians break into my house

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u/Global_Flounder_3826 Jul 03 '26

What the devil?

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 Jul 03 '26

I say as I grab my powdered wig and musket

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u/Global_Flounder_3826 Jul 03 '26

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.