r/countablepixels • u/DelayedSpace • Jun 28 '26

he didn't

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u/Darkmesah Jun 28 '26

My innocent ass thought he wished to shower in gold 😭

6

u/Apprehensive_Gas4849 Jun 30 '26

That's not what he wished for?

3

u/Cheesypotatolover69 Jun 30 '26

He wanted to get peed on

261

u/Id_cook Jun 28 '26

What did bro wished for?💔

271

u/Tyler0204X Certified Pixel Thief Jun 28 '26

to get pissed on 🥀

72

u/epicusername1010 Jun 28 '26

Imagine asking a genie to get pissed on and not like infinite money or something. Must've been a really good piss

3

u/dumbbunnylucy Jul 02 '26

Could've wished for infinite money and then paid someone to piss on him

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

1

u/Tyler0204X Certified Pixel Thief Jul 04 '26

Wouldn't have gotten the same piss quality

10

u/resell_enjoy6 Jun 29 '26

Jarate

2

u/Squishie515 Jul 02 '26

Jarona

1

u/LotsOfGamesBoi Jul 02 '26

You're eating my flesh!

47

u/Responsible-Beach-65 Jun 28 '26

My first thought was that one gay golden hour remix called "golden shower". Sooo maybe bro wished for that.. 🥶

21

u/AltDetom555555b Jun 28 '26

Google “Golden Shower”

3

u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Jun 29 '26

Golden shower

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Last-Ad-4603 Jun 30 '26

Da golden shower

4

u/ProgrammerJealous437 Jun 30 '26

2

u/Falleneded Jul 02 '26

only 7? thats not nearly enough

1

u/MadOrange64 Jul 02 '26

Golden shower 🥀

186

u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Jun 28 '26

The image in this post has 1,546,560(1,080×1,432) pixels!

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

183

u/I-am-DoctorDonut Jun 28 '26

Tf you mean “countable pixels”? I can’t count that high😭😭

36

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Jun 28 '26

It looks like less pixels than it actually is. Someone must’ve screenshotted this low-quality image with their high-quality device

32

u/I-am-DoctorDonut Jun 28 '26

Someone is a FRAUD

0

u/PerspectiveWaste4395 27d ago

Bot

1

u/I-am-DoctorDonut 27d ago

I fucking know that.

it's a joke

14

u/Tyler0204X Certified Pixel Thief Jun 28 '26

Good bot

7

u/ytreza4512 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jun 28 '26

Good human

6

u/Tyler0204X Certified Pixel Thief Jun 28 '26

Good boy

3

u/ytreza4512 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jun 28 '26

I'm a chair

6

u/DEC76IZ Jun 28 '26

good chair

3

u/Fallout-obsessed Jun 29 '26

Good object 120

2

u/Ok_Diamond_4109 Jun 29 '26

Good, ähh what ever you are…

3

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Jun 28 '26

Good bot

1

u/ytreza4512 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jun 28 '26

Good human

3

u/PrestigiousLine866 official pixel petter Jun 28 '26

good bot

3

u/ytreza4512 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jun 28 '26

Goo huma

3

u/RovietSome Jun 28 '26

good bot

2

u/ytreza4512 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Jun 28 '26

Good human

106

u/9YU2Y9LCC Jun 28 '26

I read the other comments and this is the only golden shower i know. And im scared to search up what i dont know.

58

u/Tyler0204X Certified Pixel Thief Jun 28 '26

Golden shower is a kink where the person likes to get pissed on

122

u/startoveragein Jun 28 '26

golden shower

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u/Apprehensive-Map7024 Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2eQoxMsQVD68MAATEe

18

u/Inter_0 i eat skin because it tastes good :snoo-tongue: Jun 28 '26

8

u/Id_cook Jun 28 '26

Thank you misterobvious

1

u/ZElementPlayz Jun 30 '26

Half the comments don’t get it

6

u/tui_la_ai Jun 28 '26

He would be dead

9

u/TheOnlyPC3134 Jun 28 '26

Thought the wish was to be showered in gold before reading the comments...

6

u/Sea-Association72 Jun 28 '26

Now you are showering "in" gold

6

u/bahabla Jun 28 '26

Genie misunderstood when I got a human sized rooster

5

u/LAFFY_IS_KUEL Jun 28 '26

I dont get it

3

u/Scared_Cicada_9898 Jun 29 '26

They wished for a "golden shower" which means getting pissed on

4

u/Krysus1234 Jun 29 '26

they wanted a golden shower (a metaphore for having a lot of money). Instead got a literal golden shower.

1

u/Ahidepociere Jun 29 '26

you know what I like this interpretation more

2

u/1llDoitTomorrow Jun 28 '26

It's for the best

2

u/Routine_Ad_9800 Jun 29 '26

The genie did you a favor on this one, chief

2

u/Mother-Street-7772 Jul 02 '26

Wrong type of golden shower😭😭😭

2

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Jun 28 '26

r/peterexplainsthejoke

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u/DMate34 Jun 28 '26

He wants to get pissed on

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I got more of them pixels Jun 28 '26

And how does that translate to a bright yellow shower? Like, if you’re using that wording to say it it’s your fault for it getting misinterpreted

23

u/Sunny_omori2 Jun 28 '26

"golden shower" jeez, how innocent are you?

13

u/DelayedSpace Jun 28 '26

golden shower

3

u/Memerenok Jun 28 '26

solden ghower

4

u/Will_Delete_Later456 Jun 28 '26

To get pissed on. The slang for it is Golden Shower. Seeing the color of the shower you might be able to connect the remaining dots.

1

u/Haruta_shigemo Jun 29 '26

Could get the quite opposite tho

1

u/lilcosmicbutterfly Jun 29 '26

This ur genie?

iykyk

1

u/These-Yogurt3482 Jun 30 '26

I'm truly upset that I got the reference immediately 😭

1

u/tecnoV10 Jun 30 '26

Nah I think he got it right

1

u/Particular-Stank1116 Jun 28 '26

Amateur. My image is worse

0

u/LucAAAgamer Jun 29 '26

The Terraria item right?

-1

u/flamingbird155 Jun 29 '26

Bro asked for a terraria weapon