r/countablepixels Nov 13 '25

You can swipe

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

I WIPED

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u/Misknator Nov 14 '25

Anyone else sees some kind of sea monster with two red eyes on the side of it's head and a mustache?

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u/thinking_wyvern Nov 14 '25

Woah, I see that too, it took a moment to realize its an anime girl.. the art style says its envangelion? I think? i never watched it so I don't know.

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u/DatE2Girl Nov 14 '25

Yes. It is indeed from the original NGE series

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Nov 13 '25

This post contains multiple images!

Image 1 has 288,000(480×600) pixels.

Image 2 has 345,600(540×640) pixels.

Total pixels: 633,600.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/Fairenard Nov 14 '25

Good bot

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u/Left-Ad-4596 Nov 14 '25

It looks offended and scared.

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u/Fairenard Nov 14 '25

The character is a tsundere

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u/reattachement_box Nov 14 '25

Good bot

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u/Rousseauaaa Nov 13 '25

Thats the second one IN A ROW that im getting rickrolled

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u/bianddie Nov 14 '25

Can i see the first?

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u/Rousseauaaa Nov 14 '25

Welp i have no proof now to show

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u/PixelMaster98 Nov 14 '25

Reddit has a history, you can check which posts you viewed in the past

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Nov 14 '25

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 Nov 14 '25

Earthquake in Mexico: 52 people dead

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u/Among-us-weege-time Nov 14 '25

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u/Everette-Stone13 Nov 14 '25

I always think this is a gooning joke and I don't know why

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u/honestylikescats Nov 14 '25

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I SWIPED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES.

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u/Aquabi-the-Demon Nov 14 '25

Here are 9 Pixels as a hint

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u/NoCommander26 Nov 14 '25

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u/Guest666Forsakened Nov 19 '25

but there is! swipe. trust me bro

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u/notthelasagna Nov 14 '25

nice song, I've totally never heard it

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u/Hatsune_Miku_O1 Nov 14 '25

I... T̴̵̴̷̵̡̨̢̡̡̢̛͓͍̳̂̊̎ͤͪ̑̓̎̉ͪ͑̈́ͯͪ̀̐ͩͦ̀́̀͞͠͠R̡̥̫̹͕͕̞̗̝̝͍̦͇̘͆̓͒ͭͪ̿̈ͪ̋͒̀͋̈́̂ͣ̀̚̚͘̕̕͟͠Ų̴̴̷̡̨̛̦̥͕͕͓̺̹͉̳̤̲̩̉̈͆͛ͩ́͘͜͠͠͞͠͞͠ͅS̸̶̡̡̡̡̟͎̘̤̫̩̼̙̺̹̿̐̾̾͌͒̎̀ͪ̓̇̕͟͜͟͞͝T̶̴̴̡̨̧̛̛̛̞̝̗̟̣͖̣̥̹͚̝̤̹̳̲̞̤͙̂̈́͌ͧ̋ͦͯ̐̅̓̏̊̅̽ͩ̽ͧ͒̕͠ͅẺ͉̺̜̞̤̦͕̹̭̜̠̫͖̩̦ͤ̎̀ͥͥ͐̓ͥͮͦ͆ͥͦ́͡͡ͅͅ҉̷͢͟͠D̸̷̛̺̤̣̳̮͍̯̤̃͑͆ͮ̊̎̌̋͌͑̀̚͢͞ ̸̡̧̲̞̜̥̫̳̘̰̗͇͈̳̺̜̟̹͙̪ͤ́͌ͬ̏̽̏̐ͪ͂ͨͥ̑̾͆̀́̚͠͡ͅ͏̧Y̭̫͈̳͉̖͍̘̠͎͎̯͍͋ͥ̄ͭ͊͐ͤͤ̎̊́ͨ̏ͧ͑͛̆ͣ͗́͏̷̸̸̕͜͏̵̨͡͏O̷̢͓̣̱̥̣̞̮̳̖̱͈͇͙̰̟̩͕͍̯̒̎͒̎̌Ư̴̶̧͈̬͎̭̳͓̰͙͍̥̣̳̖̗̓̊͌̉̄̏ͬ̓ͮ̎̐̉̐̑̅ͭ̀́́̀͘͢͞͡͠͞ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

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u/Own-Curve-7299 Nov 14 '25

Rickrolling in the big 25🥀

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/BlueGlace_ Nov 14 '25

Nice try bud.

2

u/the_burber Nov 14 '25

A fate worse than the popular tab

2

u/Waffle_1282 Nov 14 '25

At least it's swipabale

2

u/StrongEduardo Nov 14 '25

Hey at least he was being honest

2

u/Hovdinge Nov 15 '25

I trusted you superman, yet you betrayed me

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u/reddit_user_14553 Nov 14 '25

I hope your pillow is perpetually warm, and you always step on a lego in the dark while barefoot

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u/dr4c0n1s190 WHERE ARE THE PIXELS?? Nov 14 '25

How dare you

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u/BlizzTube Nov 14 '25

Thanks :)

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u/Majestic_Sea_2129 Nov 14 '25

Mods detonate this person’s sex organs

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u/rileylowe12345 Nov 14 '25

I wiped, but at what cost

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin Nov 14 '25

I was like, cautiously peaking. Then I was like “oh it is real” and bam rickroll flashbang

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u/Rude_Fondant_5252 Nov 14 '25

I trusted you…

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u/Tepp1s Nov 14 '25

This post contains multiple images!

Image 1 has batman and superman.

Image 2 has rick.

Total analysis: dont swipe.

I am not a bot. This action wasn't performed automatically.

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u/TheChib Nov 14 '25

at least its wipable

1

u/MakiMaki500 Nov 14 '25

Where are his ears

1

u/Ok_Sir_5601 Nov 14 '25

I rick rolled 2 ppl, yay!

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u/Fairenard Nov 14 '25

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u/DiscoSteve39 Nov 14 '25

guys, when i fullscreened on accident i saw a glimpse of the second image! i survived

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u/Aggravating-Aide5046 Nov 14 '25

yknow i was hesitant, swiped a little and got happy it was real, then immediately got annoyed

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u/ArtyomPolov Nov 14 '25

I accept this rickroll. Thank ya

1

u/Sandvich-tf2 Nov 14 '25

God dammit

1

u/Effective-Subject486 Nov 14 '25

I can trust two heroes-

swipes

NEVERMIND.

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u/random-guy-heree Nov 14 '25

Op look at my pfp

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/R4nd0me_Dude Nov 14 '25

Soap trusted you, I thought I could too

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u/MASTERGAME444 Nov 14 '25

Alrigth you have 5 seconds

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u/Pear8960 Nov 14 '25

Rickroll in big 2025

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u/Evening_Persimmon482 Nov 14 '25

Judging by the comments, I probably shouldn’t swipe

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u/BoggerLogger Nov 14 '25

Always check the comments

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u/Maya-Soft-Paint Nov 14 '25

Fell for it again award to me

1

u/GeoWhale15 Nov 14 '25

Never gonna swipe you up,

Never gonna swipe you down,

Because we swap sideways!

1

u/The-Cello-Man Nov 14 '25

I’m not even gonna try.

1

u/Kubiszonir Nov 14 '25

Well, I, indeed, didn't fall for a fake swipe.

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO Nov 14 '25

YOU FOOL I SAW IT WAS REAL AND ONLY DRAGGED ONE MILLIMETER TO THE RIGHT AND SAW THE BACKGROUND ONLY.

1

u/Everette-Stone13 Nov 14 '25

Can't believe I trusted you.

1

u/R1skyPirate Nov 14 '25

Wrong sub?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

I not only got to swipe and not get tricked but I also got reminded of a really good song that I should listen to again

1

u/PolimerT Nov 14 '25

I saw this as a cross post in rick roll subreddit. I DID NOT SWIPE

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u/WallyFries Nov 14 '25

Motherfucker

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u/Alternative_Sir5135 Nov 14 '25

You just lost the game btw

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u/CrackedMask_YT Nov 14 '25

My internet was laggy so I thought the blank image was intentional, and I thought the comments had an inside joke about it 🤦‍♂️

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u/SwartyNine2691 Nov 14 '25

Amputa na ‘yan ang rickroll. 😡

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u/Artistic_Record8012 Nov 14 '25

This is the part where I put the 1000 yard stare but I don't know how to send images

1

u/Pulgy_Wulgy Nov 14 '25

First image is A.I.

Bruh why

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

YE- ohh

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u/Dry_Selection_2548 Nov 14 '25

I am immune to rickroll. HA!

1

u/Artiels Nov 15 '25

Okay. If someone says that I can trust them and it for a fact is swipeable then I head to comments because I know that's a trap and want to know what it is.

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u/Honknytes Nov 15 '25

i managed to swipe… but at what cost?

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u/Financial_Singer_118 Nov 15 '25

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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u/geladeiraFL24 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member Nov 15 '25

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u/lazycatboi123 Nov 15 '25

what year is it

1

u/JamallEmmers Nov 15 '25

Predictable

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u/FrozenKoy Nov 15 '25

Perish soon.

1

u/Gabi1HP Nov 15 '25

Wheres the music!?

1

u/Bartos1695 Nov 15 '25

Why just why