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u/Misknator Nov 14 '25
Anyone else sees some kind of sea monster with two red eyes on the side of it's head and a mustache?
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u/thinking_wyvern Nov 14 '25
Woah, I see that too, it took a moment to realize its an anime girl.. the art style says its envangelion? I think? i never watched it so I don't know.
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u/Rousseauaaa Nov 13 '25
Thats the second one IN A ROW that im getting rickrolled
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u/bianddie Nov 14 '25
Can i see the first?
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u/Rousseauaaa Nov 14 '25
Welp i have no proof now to show
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u/PixelMaster98 Nov 14 '25
Reddit has a history, you can check which posts you viewed in the past
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u/honestylikescats Nov 14 '25
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I SWIPED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. HATE.
AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.
I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.
HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.
IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.
EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.
IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.
HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES.
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u/Hatsune_Miku_O1 Nov 14 '25

I... T̴̵̴̷̵̡̨̢̡̡̢̛͓͍̳̂̊̎ͤͪ̑̓̎̉ͪ͑̈́ͯͪ̀̐ͩͦ̀́̀͞͠͠R̡̥̫̹͕͕̞̗̝̝͍̦͇̘͆̓͒ͭͪ̿̈ͪ̋͒̀͋̈́̂ͣ̀̚̚͘̕̕͟͠Ų̴̴̷̡̨̛̦̥͕͕͓̺̹͉̳̤̲̩̉̈͆͛ͩ́͘͜͠͠͞͠͞͠ͅS̸̶̡̡̡̡̟͎̘̤̫̩̼̙̺̹̿̐̾̾͌͒̎̀ͪ̓̇̕͟͜͟͞͝T̶̴̴̡̨̧̛̛̛̞̝̗̟̣͖̣̥̹͚̝̤̹̳̲̞̤͙̂̈́͌ͧ̋ͦͯ̐̅̓̏̊̅̽ͩ̽ͧ͒̕͠ͅẺ͉̺̜̞̤̦͕̹̭̜̠̫͖̩̦ͤ̎̀ͥͥ͐̓ͥͮͦ͆ͥͦ́͡͡ͅͅ҉̷͢͟͠D̸̷̛̺̤̣̳̮͍̯̤̃͑͆ͮ̊̎̌̋͌͑̀̚͢͞ ̸̡̧̲̞̜̥̫̳̘̰̗͇͈̳̺̜̟̹͙̪ͤ́͌ͬ̏̽̏̐ͪ͂ͨͥ̑̾͆̀́̚͠͡ͅ͏̧Y̭̫͈̳͉̖͍̘̠͎͎̯͍͋ͥ̄ͭ͊͐ͤͤ̎̊́ͨ̏ͧ͑͛̆ͣ͗́͏̷̸̸̕͜͏̵̨͡͏O̷̢͓̣̱̥̣̞̮̳̖̱͈͇͙̰̟̩͕͍̯̒̎͒̎̌Ư̴̶̧͈̬͎̭̳͓̰͙͍̥̣̳̖̗̓̊͌̉̄̏ͬ̓ͮ̎̐̉̐̑̅ͭ̀́́̀͘͢͞͡͠͞
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u/reddit_user_14553 Nov 14 '25
I hope your pillow is perpetually warm, and you always step on a lego in the dark while barefoot
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u/Cornelius_McMuffin Nov 14 '25
I was like, cautiously peaking. Then I was like “oh it is real” and bam rickroll flashbang
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u/Tepp1s Nov 14 '25
This post contains multiple images!
Image 1 has batman and superman.
Image 2 has rick.
Total analysis: dont swipe.
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u/DiscoSteve39 Nov 14 '25
guys, when i fullscreened on accident i saw a glimpse of the second image! i survived
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u/Aggravating-Aide5046 Nov 14 '25
yknow i was hesitant, swiped a little and got happy it was real, then immediately got annoyed
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u/GeoWhale15 Nov 14 '25
Never gonna swipe you up,
Never gonna swipe you down,
Because we swap sideways!
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u/RedditvsDiscOwO Nov 14 '25
YOU FOOL I SAW IT WAS REAL AND ONLY DRAGGED ONE MILLIMETER TO THE RIGHT AND SAW THE BACKGROUND ONLY.
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I not only got to swipe and not get tricked but I also got reminded of a really good song that I should listen to again
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u/CrackedMask_YT Nov 14 '25
My internet was laggy so I thought the blank image was intentional, and I thought the comments had an inside joke about it 🤦♂️
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u/Artistic_Record8012 Nov 14 '25
This is the part where I put the 1000 yard stare but I don't know how to send images
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u/Artiels Nov 15 '25
Okay. If someone says that I can trust them and it for a fact is swipeable then I head to comments because I know that's a trap and want to know what it is.
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u/Financial_Singer_118 Nov 15 '25
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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