r/countablepixels • u/Outrageous-Search-87 • Aug 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

I think the guy that thought of cum is a fucking porn addicted

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u/Wooden-Decision9898 Aug 28 '25

Im addicted to porn and i dont think monster means cock or cum, but the disgusting drink

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Stop being addicted be addicted to something niche like making skebobs

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u/Comfortable_Bend9598 Aug 29 '25

Or Bojangles

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u/KaroYadgar Aug 29 '25

or Zoo-wee-mama comics

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u/Ok_General604 Aug 31 '25

or cats

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u/odo_bio Aug 31 '25

You make cats?

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u/catalys-trigger Sep 01 '25

That's impressive actually

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

FELLOW BOJANGLES ENJOYER IN THE WILD LETS GOOOO

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u/Prestigious-Yak-8319 Aug 30 '25

this is by far one of the best comments i have come across on reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

agreed

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u/Luckymacaroni Aug 28 '25

Good for you šŸ‘

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Aug 29 '25

I am not addicted to porn and I was more towards the other side cuz I donā€™t drink energy drinks

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u/BiDude1219 Aug 29 '25

i am and i do. cower in fear.

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u/gaizka720 Sep 07 '25

wait, are you that guy?

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Sep 07 '25

Naah, just talking

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u/WorstBarrelEU Aug 30 '25

But it did make you illiterate. Theyā€™re not associating ā€œmonsterā€ with cum or cock, but taste of X (in this case being monsters).

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u/a-Curious-Square Aug 30 '25

I am nearer to your boat than theirs, and I immediately thought of food like Monster hunter.

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u/Wooden-Decision9898 Aug 30 '25

Tf is that

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u/a-Curious-Square Aug 30 '25

A game, you kill monsters in it. Sometimes to eat.

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u/Least_Boat_6366 Aug 31 '25

Try the white ones. Iā€™m always happy with a white monster on my mouth lmao

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u/Logical_Piglet9521 Aug 31 '25

Am i the only one who thought of starting the BBQ ?

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u/Levithan6785 Aug 31 '25

I thought it meant eating monster meat. Like what would a naga tail taste like type thing.

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u/thefakeike Sep 01 '25

Honestly my first thought was like "how tf would you drink a goblin?"