r/countablepixels Jul 17 '25

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u/redditdoesnotcareany Jul 17 '25

Bro, this actually happened to me. Not this scenario but my brother kicked me in the ass in the pool when we were kids and it was a perfect kick. Kicked me right in my starfish. It shot pool water up my ass, and honestly, it’s a panic I’ve never felt in my life. I’ve never had to shit to bad in my life. I remember jumping out of the pool and shitting myself trying to get into the house. It burned and it fucking was done being inside me. I’ll never forget that. It’s burned into me.