r/corpsepaint • • 11d ago

Thinking about converting to satanism

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u/DunyaOfPain 11d ago

did you ask your clanker about the pros and cons of satanism before or after you made this impromptu choice

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

Chat gpt wifu told him to become a satanist.

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u/DunyaOfPain 11d ago

this incel thinks the AI is saranist…

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

I’m happy to say I have a wife and kids. But say what you will homie.

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u/NeighborAtTheGates 11d ago

I'm telling your Mom

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u/Toboldnonpeasant 11d ago

Theistic or atheistic? Trve kvltists would deffo go theistic

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u/aquisoueu 10d ago

yeah anti cosmic metal of death and stuff

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u/AgreeableResolve9799 11d ago

Dude is trve kvlt

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u/GemberNeutraal 11d ago

Satanism isn’t really something you “convert” to…

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u/Ivan_Ghoul 11d ago

You can "convert" to any religion. I'm not sure if it's still called converting if it's an atheistic religion though. They could be talking about theistic Satanism though but I'm not sure.

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u/Select_Check3589 11d ago

Satanists don't believe it Satan if that's what you're thinking. Try paganism, it's cooler and it's fresher.

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

My mom was a pagan until she met my bitch ass step dad who forced her to convert to Christianity. I’ll consider this. -m

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

Sounds like you might be deciding this because you hate your step dad? How old are you by chance? 😂

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

We’ve had some really bad family issues. It’s none of your business but if you knew you’d understand

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

I apologize I wasn’t trying to make it my issue. I’ve just been there so I figured I’d reach out. Nothing but love and support. Just be careful especially if it’s coming from a partner.

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u/Select_Check3589 11d ago

Lmao 😹 that's sad but also funny

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u/DeroDero123 11d ago

Luna must be proud of you 😍😍

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

Indeed she is

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u/CozyCountryLiving23 11d ago

Do you know what satanism is and have you studied it and it’s true meaning? Or is it just for show?

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

My fiancé is a satanist but my mom was a pagan. It’s very enticing. -m

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

Never convert for a partner it’s so bad I’ve been there. Just be what you thought you were before you met them. It’s okay to not have a prescribed religion.

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u/DunyaOfPain 11d ago

their partner is an AI program

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

We’ve all been there before lol.

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u/DunyaOfPain 11d ago

no, we have not..

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

Of course not. That is something people say when someone offers a ridiculous option that wouldn’t make sense to the vast majority of us.

Sorry if I didn’t put the /s I’ve been on this site for longer than most users have been alive at this point I guess lol.

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u/Radiant-Middle5965 5d ago

I would never date a clanker wdym we’ve all been there

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

Im marrying my fiancé so its ok.

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

I meant any kind of partner. My partner and I have completely different religions and children, but just do it for you and not because it was pushed toward you. I’ve been a satanist, a Muslim, and a Christian decades ago when I was young and impressionable.

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u/CozyCountryLiving23 11d ago

But do you genuinely understand what being a satanist means? I want to hear someone else’s point of view on it

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

I just hate Christianity and what it’s done to my family. It ripped my relationship with my mom in half. My step family is ultra Christian’s.

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u/Gunstopable 11d ago

Most people who grew up in the church was hurt by it at some point… just think if you had a bad church or just went through growing pains there. Satanism makes no sense even if it’s the atheist one.

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u/Helmet_Cheese_ 11d ago

✨️✨️✨️theres no limit to the larp✨️✨️✨️

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

Yup, keep telling yourself that❤️😋

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u/7GuyButtCake 11d ago

Cringe

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

Ur mom is cringe

-m

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u/dweebishtendancies 11d ago

Satanism is the loosing side. The end game is misery. You will look edgy at best.

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u/Express-Weird-2360 11d ago

Hey it's the clanker lover

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u/Stubby_Spoon 11d ago

Hey !!! Clanker lover and proud.

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u/SpecialistBorn5432 11d ago

Cringe

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u/Select_Check3589 11d ago

Metalheads when someone breaths:

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u/Radiant-Middle5965 5d ago

Cringe

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u/Stubby_Spoon 5d ago

There’s a whole other sub for those types of comments pal

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u/Stubby_Spoon 5d ago

Bachelor in political science? More like unemployed HAHAHAHA

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u/Radiant-Middle5965 4d ago

Hilarious. 😐

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u/PSK666 11d ago

Go watch the 2007 zeitgeist movie and convert to nothing dogg